"i'm a 13 y.o. ****." --The Great Empyre
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"i'm a 13 y.o. ****." --The Great Empyre
FTFY
Totem
FTFY
Totem
Though he may only be 13, his **** age is far beyond that.
I'd say he has the gayness of a 33 year old **** living in San Francisco.
Help me out here, Totem...
"FTFY"?
"FTFY"?
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
"Fixed that for you"...
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Huh. My first guess was "F'ck them, f'uck you" which sounds cooler. Makes less sense in context, of course, but it's still cooler.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
thanks totem. at least you didn't try to mask the "FTFY" within a quote thinking it would fool anyone. nevertheless its been done. and at least calling me a ****, although not very original, is a change from the overused "moron" (specifically by skeeter).
you can have a trophy too.
you can have a trophy too.
Jophiel wrote:
No, right winged....
Ya that means your right wing is slightly stronger and more agile then your left wing, meaning you constantly turn slightly left unless conciously flapping the left wing more.
\begin{Total_BS}
86.23% of chickens are, in fact, right winged, while 13.72% are left winged and the rare 0.05% are ambidexterous-winged. These chickens are rare and very valuable. If you find one do not eat it! (You will die a horrible death from Anthrax-Salmonilla-Pi...but aside from that...) You can make a fortune breeding them! That's right! Chickens that can actually fly straight can make you a fortune! Just be sure the chicken is really flying straight and not compensating by flapping the off wing more - and be sure the wind is not a contributing factor, either.
I am, in fact, right-winged. My parents tried hard to ensure I was going to turn out left-winged, like them (thus, inherently right listing when flying straight) mostly by attaching weights to my left wing to ensure it grew healthy and strong and repeated readings of Consince of a Conservative and for a while it worked. But then, I just stopped using my left wing at all and let the weights dangle there, ineffecive, and forcing myself to do everything right winged only. After a while, you find you can get anywhere by flying in a circle, the radius just has to be big enough. And reading The Age of Uncertainty and All the President's Men.
\end{Total_BS}
psychojester wrote:
Ok...from what I seem to gather, the last few posts on these boards seem to emphasize a few things:
Missed a few:
Thing One: Teasing hurts, but is funny as hell. (Okay, who's sig was/is this from? It's from Totem's sig of course!)
Thing Two: We are all here to entertain YOU. Yes YOU. If, in fact, you are not entertained and think something else, say cookies, sex, or the MMORGP which shall remain nameless are, is in fact, more entertaining, you are WRONG. This is more entertaining - the others are not.
Thing Three: Do not write about any MMORPG. Especially the one-which-must-not-be-named. If you do, may Cthulu take your soul, as he (it?) hath more mercy then the collective outcry from this normally innoculous group.
Edit: credit to Totem's sig
Edited, Thu Apr 22 17:57:16 2004 by yossarian
i think your onto something. o_O
flishtaco wrote:
ROFL yep you summed up Smash in a nutshell, me too for that matter go Mccain, doh NM.
McCain would be a godsend.
FTFY?
FFS WTF is it with the abbreviations!
FFS WTF is it with the abbreviations!
Sorry, Emp, but you hung that one out there across the plate. I'm just surprised nobody else didn't jump on it four posts earlier. I half expected that you phrased it that way on purpose to watch our Pavlovian response.
:)
Totem
:)
Totem
The teasing hurts pic is mine.
Totem
Totem
totem wrote:
I half expected that you phrased it that way on purpose to watch our Pavlovian response.
with the number of people that like to spend the precious moments of their lives talking smack to me, I would have to be either a super-genius or do nothing but track the characteristics of their screennames in order to prepare for every possible response.
i try to limit myself to one or two people at a time when attempting to illicit a response. easier to spin a person up that way.
Empyre wrote:
i think your onto something. o_O
#1
your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your your. the end.
(If i'm ghey, i'm not very good at it. oops, #2 but not #5..i'm not offended)
Edited, Thu Apr 22 17:33:27 2004 by Empyre
(If i'm ghey, i'm not very good at it. oops, #2 but not #5..i'm not offended)
Edited, Thu Apr 22 17:33:27 2004 by Empyre
but you suck a better d[b][/b]ick.
are you imagining me in spandex?
Starwarzkid wrote:
Your so gay.
Shouldn't that be "your so ghey"?
He he, yeah, I suppose so.
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maybe because you cry "look at me! look at me!" in every one of your posts.
you couldnt **** off a bull with a red bedsheet
and then some.
i know what its like to be different.
you couldnt **** off a bull with a red bedsheet
and then some.
i know what its like to be different.
OOOHHHHHHH!!!
You were responding line for line. See, without the use of puctuation after the word "bedsheet", those lines look like one, a line that would read, "you couldnt **** of a bull with a red blanket and then some." This would make absolutely no sense at all.
Honest mistake. Try to use puncuation and capital letters next time; it's more non-idiot friendly.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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So, Psycho, what does that make you then? The board gay man? No, seriously. I honestly don't think any openly gay men post here with the exception of you.
LMMFAO. I was gonna respond something stupid like "I'm here, I'm not a ***** (just gay), suck my d1ck."....but then I had a flash of Katie as the dude from Silence of the Lambs going "It puts the lotion on the skin or it gets the hose again!!!"
Sure...I'll be "Token Gay Guy"
Self, Trunks...sorry yall...here's yalls add-ins
-Trunks is prepubesent punk who was probably doing the five knuckle shuffle over Thundra's "racoon" avatar.
-Selfish is.....selfish? Sorry man, not enough posts for me to get a feel for ya.......or care.
-Tare is an egocentric blonde ***** who probably has a shrine to Empyre in her bathroom. Oh, and she listens to sh1tty bands.
-Atomicflea is....uh...a radioactive flea with a hard on for sniper kittens??????
-Kaolin is still a mystery. I wonder if he wants a chocolate covered pretzel?
He's here! He's *****! Get used to it!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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