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#1 Apr 22 2004 at 4:56 AM Rating: Decent
Ok...from what I seem to gather, the last few posts on these boards seem to emphasize a few things:

-Smash is an up-tight, right-winged, ****-conserative fascist.

-Katie is a ***-guzzling bucket **** from texas.

-Empyre is the special kid everyone picked on in high-school who thought he was as cool as Vanilla Ice.

-Thundra is a self-serving, self-righteous *****.

-Skeet is the "cool" goth kid from high-school who thinks the world revolves around him.

-Moe is a d1ck.

-Pat is an english d1ck.

-Thundra/Katie/Starwarzkid share one brain between three bodies.

Or am I not reading between the lines?

Edited, Thu Apr 22 05:56:57 2004 by psychojester
#2 Apr 22 2004 at 4:59 AM Rating: Good
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-Smash is an up-tight, right-winged, ****-conserative fascist.

Yup that's me in a nutshell. Go Bush!
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#3 Apr 22 2004 at 5:03 AM Rating: Decent
ROFL yep you summed up Smash in a nutshell, me too for that matter go Mccain, doh NM.
#4 Apr 22 2004 at 6:52 AM Rating: Decent
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I always get left out of these damn lists.

Am I not pissing the right people off?

Do my posts really suck as much *** as Empyre claims they do?

Can Empyre really be that ******* retarded?
#5 Apr 22 2004 at 6:56 AM Rating: Decent
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-Smash is an up-tight, right-winged, ****-conserative fascist.

Actually, that's Totem. Replace the second half, and that would be Smash.

Edited, Thu Apr 22 07:57:19 2004 by Atomicflea
#6 Apr 22 2004 at 7:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm up tight?
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#7 Apr 22 2004 at 8:27 AM Rating: Good
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No, right winged. Just not a ****-communist fascist.

You're.. erm.. a right wing Marxist. Go figure.
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#8 Apr 22 2004 at 9:49 AM Rating: Good
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psychojester wrote:
Skeet is the "cool" goth kid from high-school who thinks the world revolves around him.


Goth!! Smiley: lol Skeeter as goth...<wipes tear from eye>...that's good stuff.





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#9 Apr 22 2004 at 9:58 AM Rating: Default
wonder why i wasnt on the list?
#10 Apr 22 2004 at 10:16 AM Rating: Excellent
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Heheh, yeah, Psychoj, you hit the 10 ring with that post. However, Smash is more Il Duce than Adolph, but you got the part about him being wound up tighter than a broken coocoo clock right.

Selfishman, don't feel too bad. I was backhanded with that original post and by extension, equated with our board's resident liberal. I feel a terrible need to shower... Might I suggest a more pro-active stance when interacting with newbie posters? An aggressive turf-protecting attitude will make a deep impression on them and may quite possibly give you the reputation that our dearly departed friend, Tacosid, wore with pride. And Taco got lots of attention, lol.

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#11 Apr 22 2004 at 11:06 AM Rating: Good
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this has been done 1000 times already but anywho...

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-Smash is an up-tight, right-winged, ****-conserative fascist.


and he lies.

selfishman wrote:
I always get left out of these damn lists.
Am I not pissing the right people off?
Do my posts really suck as much *** as Empyre claims they do?
Can Empyre really be that @#%^ing retarded?


maybe because you cry "look at me! look at me!" in every one of your posts.
you couldnt **** off a bull with a red bedsheet
and then some.
i know what its like to be different.

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wonder why i wasnt on the list?


you haven't gotten into a political or religious discussion in which noone agree's with you. stay out of them and you should be fine.
#12 Apr 22 2004 at 12:07 PM Rating: Good
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you couldnt **** off a bull with a red bedsheet
and then some.

/enter grammar ****

WHAT?!? That doesn't even make any sense. I honestly can't correct your grammar because I have no idea WTF you were trying to say.

/exit grammar ****


So, Psycho, what does that make you then? The board gay man? No, seriously. I honestly don't think any openly gay men post here with the exception of you.
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#13 Apr 22 2004 at 1:01 PM Rating: Decent
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More we want more charicter assasination Psycho!

go on i give you a cookie Smiley: cookie
#14 Apr 22 2004 at 1:02 PM Rating: Decent
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and he lies.

you're going to hell for that. Christer Bunny told me.
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#15 Apr 22 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent
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WHAT?!? That doesn't even make any sense. I honestly can't correct your grammar because I have no idea WTF you were trying to say.


i was answering his question. i even quoted them right above my reply. does every freaking thing have to be spelled out for your dumb as[b][/b]s?

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you're going to hell for that. Christer Bunny told me.


glad we cleared that up.
#16 Apr 22 2004 at 1:27 PM Rating: Decent
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Quote:you couldnt **** off a bull with a red bedsheet
and then some.


/enter grammar ****

WHAT?!? That doesn't even make any sense. I honestly can't correct your grammar because I have no idea WTF you were trying to say.

/exit grammar ****


He was implying that not even while equipped with a red bedsheet(red being a color that bulls hate) would he be able to make a bull angry at him. Saying he is unobtrusive, inconspicuous, low-profile, self-effacing, soft-pedaled, subdued, unnoticeable, unostentatious, diffident.

Understand?

Sure any 12 year old could have thought of a better way to say it, but none the less, that is what he was saying.
#17 Apr 22 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Good
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Sure any 12 year old could have thought of a better way to say it, but none the less, that is what he was saying.


i'm 13 ****.
#18 Apr 22 2004 at 1:41 PM Rating: Decent
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Selfish wrote:
I always get left out of these damn lists.

Am I not pissing the right people off?

Do my posts really suck as much *** as Empyre claims they do?

Can Empyre really be that @#%^ing retarded?


I just started posting here yesterday and I'm already on "the list".

Must be doing something right. As soon as I figure out what that is, and make sure you aren't doing it aswell, I'll be back to mock you.
#19 Apr 22 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Decent
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Bulls don't actually hate red. It's the motion of the flag/cloth/whatever it's called that pisses them off.

/shrug
#20 Apr 22 2004 at 1:53 PM Rating: Good
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Bulls don't actually hate red. It's the motion of the flag/cloth/whatever it's called that pisses them off.

They can't even see red, they're greysclae colorblind.

Like dogs.
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#21 Apr 22 2004 at 1:55 PM Rating: Decent
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Are you bull shi[b][/b]tin' me?
#22 Apr 22 2004 at 1:56 PM Rating: Good
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Exactly, but what the hell is the thing the bullfighters use called! Flag? Wavy cloth thing?
#23 Apr 22 2004 at 2:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Bullfighters use 2 different rags
In the first tercio the bullfighter uses the capote, a quite large rag of purple and yellow color.

In the final "suerte suprema" the bullfighter uses the muleta, a small red rag.
#24 Apr 22 2004 at 2:05 PM Rating: Good
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They also stab the **** out of the bull. When they're using the little red one the bull's probaly lost like nine gallons of blood.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.

#25 Apr 22 2004 at 2:07 PM Rating: Decent
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Yup, if we could use the same rules in boxing, I'd be a champ.

Just starve my opponent, then stab him a few times before entering the ring.

Piece of cake.
#26 Apr 22 2004 at 2:33 PM Rating: Good
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Capote? Like Truman Capote?
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