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#1 Apr 22 2004 at 12:11 AM Rating: Decent
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Gay men are sluts, seriously. I know more than a handful, seeing as half of the people in the town where I live are homos. I'm sure this will be inferred as an admission that I'm gay. And to be honest, I'm O.K. with that. It adds yet another dimension to my mystique, another layer to the complicated onion that is Thundra.

Anyway...

Male **** are total sluts. I'd wager that the number of sexual partners the typical gay male has over his lifetime is quadruple (or more) that of a straight male.

So, are lesbians the same way? I assume not. Otherwise, it'd be much easier for me to find good quality lesbian **** that wasn't targeted towards straight males with a lipstick-lesbian fetish.

Why does this board attract so many lesbos, anyway? And why is the ratio of gay women to men tilted so heavily in favor of women?

Psychojester, any input? This post may be offensive, but I am genuinely curious.
#2 Apr 22 2004 at 12:21 AM Rating: Decent
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You people know I'm feeling insecure tonight. You could at least have the courtesy to guess or arbitrarily make up sh[i][/i]it in response to my query. It'd be the polite thing to do.

It's been something like 7 minutes and I still haven't had a response. This is not acceptable.
#3 Apr 22 2004 at 12:22 AM Rating: Good
All men are inherently sluts. Gay men have sex with men. Thus the number of sluts available to a gay man is quite high, 100% in fact.

There is a lower number of female sluts, thus a straight man has to waste his time weeding through the relationship seekers, while the gay men are already getting busy.

I don't now much about lesbians, but I would guess there roles in the relationship are much harder to define, and I imagine there is a much larger range of diversity.

At least that is the way I see it.
#4 Apr 22 2004 at 12:28 AM Rating: Decent
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All men are inherently sluts. Gay men have sex with men. Thus the number of sluts available to a gay man is quite high, 100% in fact.


I'd considered that as a possible explanation, but I was unconvinced. I thought testosterone was the hormone primarily responsible for sex drive. And butch-***** have been shown to have a higher concentration of testosterone in their system than most gay men.

See what I just wrote? That's transparent bullsh[i][/i]it I just pulled out of my ***! That's all I wanted, people. Make something up, entertain me, but for God's sake, post something.
#5 Apr 22 2004 at 12:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Agree with what you say about gay men. There seems to be a wider range of *types* with gay women, ranging from sex maniacs to conservative types.

Just my observation, could be wrong.
#6 Apr 22 2004 at 12:30 AM Rating: Good

I used to build bridges in Paris. Did they call me "Reinman the Bridge builder"? No!

Then I started digging ditches. Did they call me "Reinman the ditch digger"? No!

After that, I turned it up a notch, and cured a blind boy. Did they call me "Reinman the Miracle worker"? No!

I just can't understand it, You suck one lousy ****.

For the record, I'm straight, I just like the joke.
#7 Apr 22 2004 at 12:34 AM Rating: Default
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Gay men are just really horny and really lazy. Let's face it, it's a lot of work to convince a girl to have sex with you. Guys want to have sex all of the time, so they figured they'd easen the task by just getting it on with each other.



Did I just make up a word?
#8 Apr 22 2004 at 12:35 AM Rating: Good
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Why did the ***[/i]got cross the road?

His di[i]
ck was stuck in the chicken.

Just for the record, I'm not a chicken. I just like the joke.
#9 Apr 22 2004 at 12:37 AM Rating: Good
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Did I just make up a word?


I've oft wondered if any celebrities peruse our fine board, and now I know.

I've also wondered whose sockpuppet you were, and now I know.

It's great to have you with us, Mr. Sharpton.
#10 Apr 22 2004 at 12:39 AM Rating: Default
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That's Reverend Al Sharpton to you.

#11 Apr 22 2004 at 12:40 AM Rating: Good
Sorry, I suppose it is the homophobe coming out in me.

I'm a product of my environment.

http://www.lyricscafe.com/c/circlejerks/productofmyenvironment.html

Love that song.


#12 Apr 22 2004 at 1:01 AM Rating: Good
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This is a true story.

A friend made daily trips to a CD store to shoplift. On one occasion he asked me if I'd like anything, and I mentioned that I'd like a copy of the latest Circle Jerk album (I have no idea what the album was named). Anyway, the next day he comes over and hands me a copy of the Spin Doctor's album.

Apparently, the similar 'Circular' nature of the two groups' names had confused him, and he'd stolen the wrong CD.

The thing is, he was so happy to be doing me this favor, and I was flattered and grateful that he'd go through all the trouble and take all of that risk on my account, that I just couldn't bare to tell him how badly I thought the Spin Doctors sucked.

To this day, Lil Miss Can't Be Wrong triggers a gag reflex. But I kept the CD.

I'm such a sentimental **** it makes me want to puke.

Edited, Thu Apr 22 02:02:09 2004 by Thundra
#13 Apr 22 2004 at 1:07 AM Rating: Default
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You know what's funny? Switching the authors of those quotes in your signature and really imagining it.

#14 Apr 22 2004 at 1:09 AM Rating: Default
Thundra you *****..... quit trying to pick up young gay men.
#15 Apr 22 2004 at 1:10 AM Rating: Good
That sums up the diference between being a man and a woman pretty well, you have had things stolen for you, whereas I have only had things stolen from me. When a woman has been involved, it is generally things like pride and dignity that go missing. Now that I married, I seem to have lost my free will. Oh well, I guess you can't keep an eye on everything.
#16 Apr 22 2004 at 1:16 AM Rating: Good
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Reinman, I feel it's only fair to warn you...

It's the general consensus of the board that I'm a guy. I'd say about 60% believe I'm a guy, 20% believe I'm a girl, and 20% either don't think about it or just aren't confident enough to form an opinion either way.

Feel free to form your own opinions.
#17 Apr 22 2004 at 1:18 AM Rating: Good
Sorry I didn't immediately reply, I was busy playing the game we are forboden from talking about here.

Anyway, yes. The vast majority of gay men, AND lesbians are sluts. It's all about sex. As much as I hate to admit it, SWK is on to something.

It is male nature to procreate. Constantly. So, since it's male nature to have sex, and gay men are...well, men...you do the math.

However, just like you fúcking breeders, there are some that are relationship oriented and not just out for a quick fix.
#18 Apr 22 2004 at 1:19 AM Rating: Good
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Gay men are just really horny and really lazy.

And straight guys aren't? I'm as straight as an arrow, and I'm always horny and always lazy.
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...a straight man has to waste his time weeding through the relationship seekers...

Tell me about it. Sheesh. What happened to the good ol' one night stand?
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#19 Apr 22 2004 at 1:21 AM Rating: Good
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just like you fúcking breeders, there are some that are relationship oriented and not just out for a quick fix.


Psycho, you sound like a true gentleman, someone that understands the importance of building a lasting and meaningful relationship.

Wanna fu[i][/i]ck?
#20 Apr 22 2004 at 1:24 AM Rating: Default
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And straight guys aren't? I'm as straight as an arrow, and I'm always horny and always lazy.


Yeah, me too, just not that lazy.

Unless...

No, not even then.

#21 Apr 22 2004 at 1:24 AM Rating: Default
are you sure hes not a goat? thats not a horn protruding from his lower abdominal region?
#22 Apr 22 2004 at 1:28 AM Rating: Good
ahhhh that explains Katie's post.

I think you might be a hermaphrodite, this would make 80% correct, and after this post maybe some of the 20% undecided might be swayed.

I hope you are a hermaphrodite. I have never talked with one before. I would like to know the trials and tribulations of one. Having both units is bound to raise some issues, like, how do you go to the bathroom, can you stand, do you sit, does pee come out both, could you dam one up and just use the other?
#23 Apr 22 2004 at 1:33 AM Rating: Good
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And straight guys aren't? I'm as straight as an arrow, and I'm always horny and always lazy.


It's funny how marriage changes everything... now only my lazyness stops me from having sex all day long, I am still horny, just to lazy to do anything about it.

Hmmmm this might explain my weight gain too.
#24 Apr 22 2004 at 1:37 AM Rating: Good
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Psycho, you sound like a true gentleman, someone that understands the importance of building a lasting and meaningful relationship.

Wanna fúck?


Sure. Are you bringing the paper bag, or am I?

Edited to keep integrity of original quote.

Edited, Thu Apr 22 02:38:38 2004 by psychojester
#25 Apr 22 2004 at 4:31 AM Rating: Decent
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Most lesbians I know are relationship centered. They meet someone and they're living together in a week. That's just east coast yuppie semi-closeted lesbians though. I don't know many "out" lesbians.
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#26 Apr 22 2004 at 4:35 AM Rating: Good
Being the up-tight, right-winged, ****-conservitive you are Smash, I'm surprised you haven't burned them at the stake.


Just sayin'.
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