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#1 Apr 19 2004 at 10:00 PM Rating: Good

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Has anyone noticed that once again on this forum, we are favored with the avatar of a young Hitler look-alike, Mr. Bean Accountant?

Please be extremely cautious when dealing with this person, especially if you are new to this forum, as your balls can be fried up for breakfast before you notice they are not in their expected place (I'm a female and fortuNUTly do not have that body part to be fried, so I am safe to give you warning).

Long live our Queen. Smiley: clap

#2 Apr 19 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Decent

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Yes, perfect, we'll hypnotize them into liking me!

Brilliant.

Look deep into Kelti's avatar and repeat, "Long live Queen Skeet!".

#3 Apr 19 2004 at 10:46 PM Rating: Good

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Hypnotism is obviously working, as evidenced by Skeets's higher rating on his post here (not my original plan, but one must be flexible, and Queen Skeet is now associated with xes dna reeb ).

#4 Apr 19 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good

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Somebody actually loyal to the queen? Insanity! Crazyness I say!

beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex beer and sex....

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#5 Apr 20 2004 at 8:21 AM Rating: Good

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Well, his ratings lowered again, I will just have to stick with my standard message.

beer and sex and sex and beer and sex and beer and beer and sex and beer and sex and beer and sex

I am loyal to the Queen Smiley: bowdown

Smiley: bowdown

(mostly, well sometimes Smiley: sly

) since, at least once, maybe twice, he has had very amusing posts. And he is very good (along with a few others) of clearing the riff-raff (where on earth did that phrase come from) off this board.

#6 Apr 20 2004 at 8:31 AM Rating: Decent

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true

#7 Apr 20 2004 at 1:13 PM Rating: Good

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Basically, people here do the exact opposite of what I ask them to do, with the exception of Thundra, she'll do what I ask her to do, but make it about her.

Anyhow, I'm aware that they do the opposite of what I ask, so I cater to that, so really, by opposing me, they are fulfilling my every wish.

Carry on.

I'm also one of the people responsible for the kinder, gentler Smash. Though, I don't think that smash is around anymore.

#8 Apr 20 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Good

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Though, I don't think that smash is around anymore.

Don't say that! Last time I made a reference to somebody who was thought to be gone for good, Empyre came back!

Lets just assume he's gone and leave it at that.

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#9 Apr 20 2004 at 2:22 PM Rating: Good

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Skeeter wrote:

I'm also one of the people responsible for the kinder, gentler Smash. Though, I don't think that smash is around anymore.

I assume then you don't notice the two to three political diatribes he posts per day or is this your witless way of being ironic?

#10 Apr 20 2004 at 2:23 PM Rating: Good

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Shut up, you're just bitter.

#11 Apr 20 2004 at 2:30 PM Rating: Good

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Skeeter, I'd love to kick you in the face with my steel toed workboots until you stoped moving, man!

Edited, Tue Apr 20 15:28:46 2004 by GitSlayer

#12 Apr 20 2004 at 2:41 PM Rating: Good

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Steel toed work boots eh?

So you're one of those people.

You'd be able to hit my face accurately with out fear of glare from the Sun making you miss because of your trusty JohnDeer truckers hat, most likely caked brown on the inside from months of wearing it out in the hot Sun and never getting around to washing it.

No fear of blood on your best pair of jeans either, I bet you have one of those over-alls that wouldn't mind a spot of blood here and there, seeing as how it's embossed with oil and grease from your old pick-up that keeps on "actin' up".

What's it up to now? 2 posters giving me physical threats?

I'm on a roll!

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You can't really count Empyre, can you Skeet?

Oh, and Kelti, get it right. It's D1ck and Fart, not Sex and Beer.

#14 Apr 20 2004 at 2:50 PM Rating: Good

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I'm an Engineer Skeeter. The boots are for those times when I am forced to decend to the level of the common man and cast my glorious radiance upon them. In other words when I am forced to go to a construction site. I really hate doing so, you know, the smell is unbearable, but you know what I mean you're a beaner right?

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I'm an Engineer Skeeter. The boots are for those times when I am forced to decend to the level of the common man and cast my glorious radiance upon them. In other words when I am forced to go to a construction site.

They let ******** in the office now? I can understand why you hate the construction site. Bad memories from your youth, eh? Smiley: waycool

Smiley: waycool

#16 Apr 20 2004 at 3:01 PM Rating: Good

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Yea, I grew up in a bad neighborhood but I do my part to keep the mud"people" out of my office.

Before any of this gets taken out of context: I used racism as a form of sarcasm, don't get your panties in a bind.

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Before anyone gets the idea that I am not a coarse, crude individual with few societally redeaming qualities, I did, in fact, take a shot using a racial epithet. Mostly because I find them amusing. (ie: I love black people. I think everyone should own a few. See? Isn't that fun? lol)

#18 Apr 20 2004 at 5:27 PM Rating: Good

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I'm an Engineer Skeeter. The boots are for those times when I am forced to decend to the level of the common man and cast my glorious radiance upon them. In other words when I am forced to go to a construction site. I really hate doing so, you know, the smell is unbearable, but you know what I mean you're a beaner right?

So you're not denying the over-alls and crusty truckers hat?

"In other words"? I didn't care for the original words. Not only did I not ask where you work, I made no jest as to where you might work. I was referring more to what type of person you are, which you strongly strengthened the idea of with your subsequent posts.

#19 Apr 20 2004 at 5:53 PM Rating: Good

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Did I tell you to watch out? Oh well, sigh, some people just love to poke the monkey until he throws **** at them.

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Oh, and Kelti, get it right. It's D1ck and Fart, not Sex and Beer.

Now Moe I am fairly sure, short term memory loss aside, (what, huh) that you are confusing Skeet and I because of our similar avatars. He is the Queen of D1ck and Fart and I just temporarily tacked on the beer and sexxes dna reeb , so that all my subliminals didn't go to waste and to sort of pay a bribe so that he does not try to serve any part of me for breakfast.

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