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I wake up, run over the alla's for a little morning fun reading the wit of Thundra, the wisdom of Kao, the wile of Skeet and to see if Smash is adding to his guiness book of world records record of the most usages of the word 'moron' in a gaming forum and I find post after post and thread after thread of mindless name-calling.
There will be none of that in this thread!
Now, please amuse me.
Thank you,
dk
Aye, today was pretty much the definition of a "slow news day". Most exciting thing was learning that Tare saw some 80's music group and that Trunks wants to bone her. Yippee.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Ahem. Tare saw a fu'cking awesome 80's group.
Thank you.
Thank you.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Hmmm, amusement eh?
Ok. Time to play...
IS IT A CHICKEN???!!!
Yup, April 19th, it's that time of year again. time to play everyone's favorite ornithalogical poultry clasification game! The rules are simple. Someone post a description, then you have to answer the all important and somewhat consuming question "Is it a chicken???!!!". Here's a few to get you started. These will be graded.
1. I lay eggs, have a beak, bury my head in the sand, and have plumage that was popular with early 19th centuray ladies hats.
Is it a chicken???!!!
2. I taste excellent in tartar sauce, so long as I have noot been served in your average grade school cafeteria
Is it a chicken???!!!
3. I belong to the family Molusca and am capable of driving a car at 135 km/h.
Is it a chicken???!!!
4. There are 16 of me in Malaysia. I have 7 external weapons hardpoints and can carry up to two R-27 air-to-air medium-range missiles; six R-73 and R-60 air-to-air short range missiles; four pods of S-5, S-8, S-24 unguided rockets; air bombs weighing up to 3,000kg; and 30mm built-in aircraft gun with 150 rounds of ammunition. I also look good in blue and grey.
Is it a chicken???!!!
5. In some cultures, I am considered a revered animal. In others, a delecasy. In still others, a means of transportation.
Is it a chicken???!!!
6. I am found in hot dogs occasionally.
Is it a chicken???!!! (Ha! answer that one!!!)
Answer, then you try!
Ok. Time to play...
IS IT A CHICKEN???!!!
Yup, April 19th, it's that time of year again. time to play everyone's favorite ornithalogical poultry clasification game! The rules are simple. Someone post a description, then you have to answer the all important and somewhat consuming question "Is it a chicken???!!!". Here's a few to get you started. These will be graded.
1. I lay eggs, have a beak, bury my head in the sand, and have plumage that was popular with early 19th centuray ladies hats.
Is it a chicken???!!!
2. I taste excellent in tartar sauce, so long as I have noot been served in your average grade school cafeteria
Is it a chicken???!!!
3. I belong to the family Molusca and am capable of driving a car at 135 km/h.
Is it a chicken???!!!
4. There are 16 of me in Malaysia. I have 7 external weapons hardpoints and can carry up to two R-27 air-to-air medium-range missiles; six R-73 and R-60 air-to-air short range missiles; four pods of S-5, S-8, S-24 unguided rockets; air bombs weighing up to 3,000kg; and 30mm built-in aircraft gun with 150 rounds of ammunition. I also look good in blue and grey.
Is it a chicken???!!!
5. In some cultures, I am considered a revered animal. In others, a delecasy. In still others, a means of transportation.
Is it a chicken???!!!
6. I am found in hot dogs occasionally.
Is it a chicken???!!! (Ha! answer that one!!!)
Answer, then you try!
Haha thanks Kao...
...I have to change my shirt, cause I choked on my Mountain Dew!
Edit: Now that I've changed my shirt, I can finish "Is It A Chicken???!!!"
1.)no
2.)no
3.)no
4.)no
5.)yes
6.)I am in a contract with Oscar Meyer. I plead the Fifth, Kao.
Edited, Mon Apr 19 20:15:49 2004 by Gie
Quote:
3. I belong to the family Molusca and am capable of driving a car at 135 km/h.
Is it a chicken???!!!
Is it a chicken???!!!
...I have to change my shirt, cause I choked on my Mountain Dew!
Edit: Now that I've changed my shirt, I can finish "Is It A Chicken???!!!"
1.)no
2.)no
3.)no
4.)no
5.)yes
6.)I am in a contract with Oscar Meyer. I plead the Fifth, Kao.
Edited, Mon Apr 19 20:15:49 2004 by Gie
Quote:
1. I lay eggs, have a beak, bury my head in the sand, and have plumage that was popular with early 19th centuray ladies hats.
Is it a chicken???!!!
Is it a chicken???!!!
No
Quote:
2. I taste excellent in tartar sauce, so long as I have noot been served in your average grade school cafeteria
Is it a chicken???!!!
Is it a chicken???!!!
No. Nothing tastes good with tartar sauce.
Quote:
3. I belong to the family Molusca and am capable of driving a car at 135 km/h.
Is it a chicken???!!!
Is it a chicken???!!!
Sniff. I remember him. And he wasn't a chicken.
Quote:
4. There are 16 of me in Malaysia. I have 7 external weapons hardpoints and can carry up to two R-27 air-to-air medium-range missiles; six R-73 and R-60 air-to-air short range missiles; four pods of S-5, S-8, S-24 unguided rockets; air bombs weighing up to 3,000kg; and 30mm built-in aircraft gun with 150 rounds of ammunition. I also look good in blue and grey.
Is it a chicken???!!!
Is it a chicken???!!!
Er.....no.
Quote:
5. In some cultures, I am considered a revered animal. In others, a delecasy. In still others, a means of transportation.
Is it a chicken???!!!
Is it a chicken???!!!
Hey! That chicken said, "moo!"
My turn:
I ignore any good points you make in your argument, slam any minor flaws you might make, and my RACK it rejoinder is, "your a moron!"
Is it a chicken???!!!
--DK
1. no
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. no
6. yes
7.
Is it a chicken?
2. yes
3. yes
4. yes
5. no
6. yes
7.
Is it a chicken?
trickybeck the Sly wrote:
7.
Is it a chicken???!!! The exclamation points are very important
The answer is, yes, but only in Uzbekistan on wednesdays
Darkknight wrote:
I ignore any good points you make in your argument, slam any minor flaws you might make, and my RACK it rejoinder is, "your a moron!"
Is it a chicken???!!!
No. that is a turnip. That or maybe a parsnip. I'm not sure.
The last one by DK is the elusive Smashachicken. Known for it's mating calls "I'm smarter than yoooo". Being a chicken, it can't say "you" very well, more of a "rooo" sound, so, they gave it the nick name "Smasharoo".
Did I get it right?
Did I get it right?
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