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you know katie at first i had no problem with you at all, if you remember the post where i titled it "why does everyone hate katie so much?" well everyone told me why and now i realize it to! you are one big *****, you are. so i dont know why you had to go off by calling me names for no reason but im glad you did because now i realize the truth, your a red neck *****. F'UCK YOU!!!
Don't hold back, tell us how you really feel.
lmao, is that all? You call me a ***** like its a bad thing. Go **** yourself kid. If I had a dime for every time ive been called a *****, I'd most definantly never have to work ever again.
Oh and by the way Trunx baby, its Ms. ***** to you.
Oh and by the way Trunx baby, its Ms. ***** to you.
you can't tell her anything trunks. the input to that pebble in her head has been severed. It's now like one of those machines that spits out the plastic chicken egg when you give it a quarter after squaking annoyingly. Every once in a while you might get something that surprises you, but most of the time its just another piece of junk thats not worth more than the egg it came in.
I once worked at a place that was taking on some temp labor for deskwork and we got some guy who was told to get some report together. He did so and gave it to one of the supervisors who proceeded to tear it apart (figuratively). "Oh my god, look at how you did these margins! And this heading should be bolded! And this! How am I supposed to present this to the president!?" finally concluding "Oh.. and yes, I am a *****" in that proud little voice corporate women use when they think that being nasty is the same as being smart or competant. To which our temp simply replied, "You're not a *****. You're just really whiney." And a good time was had by all. Well, by me, anyway.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
This is like watching Nascar fans argue over who the best driver is.
Alternately:
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http://www.cripplefight.com
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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This is like watching Nascar fans argue over who the best driver is.
glad you decided to join. at least you know your place.
trunksbrando wrote:
you know katie at first i had no problem with you at all, if you remember the post where i titled it "why does everyone hate katie so much?" well everyone told me why and now i realize it to! ...
Why, I do remember that thread. I'm unswayed: I can't see the big deal. I'm sure I don't know the whole history of Katie, but I just can't see the fixation with her that so many of you have. It is really an ugliness to this board, which has so much funky, ecclectic energy.
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This really isn't usual message board behavior. You can look at http://www.flamewarriors.com/ for example, to see generic characterizations of internet messageboard participants. Conspicuous by it's absence is: someone everybody hates but can't explain why.
At http://slashdot.org we had Microsoft supporters. It is generally a bastion of Microsoft bashers, and you'd have people who would get into prolonged flamewars over MS everytime a new patch was sneezed out. And these people would certainly qualify as "targets" in the flamewarriors catagory - but they could talk about, say, gun control and people wouldn't dredge up other topics to discredit them.
A few posts back, I read someone asking if Katie's new husband is beating her yet. In what context is this okay behavior? Sure, if she was responsible for the massacre in Rawanda, perhaps, but her posts don't have enough content?
This message board is like what J. Seinfeld said about Seinfeld, the show: it is about nothing. Only rule is that we can't bring up questions about specific MMORPG's which are covered by other forums - but people do - all the time - and they don't get flamed like this.
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edit: to fix my italics. Why oh why can't we all just agree about the direction of slashes?
Edited, Thu Apr 22 14:48:56 2004 by yossarian
trunks, trunks, trunks...
/sigh
/sigh
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A few posts back, I read someone asking if Katie's new husband is beating her yet. In what context is this okay behavior? Sure, if she was responsible for the massacre in Rawanda, perhaps, but her posts don't have enough content?
One, that was me.
Two, it's an inside joke between she and I.
Three, the next time you think that for some reason that you're qualified to judge anyone else who posts here behaviour smash yourself in the nuts with a bowling ball.
Four, no one really hates Katie. She's just the whipping boy (girl, whatever) for the mentality of the less than introspective, belives whatever they see on TV generation of Americans who are mostly clustered in the center of the country, or if you will, the "Heartland".
Being the only, well one of the only, there is Empyre I guess. Anyway being the only voice of the trailer park community she's an easy target to vent on.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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If I had a dime for every time ive been called a *****, I'd most definantly never have to work ever again.
Shouldn't this read...
If I had a dime for every time ive been called a *****, I'd most definantly never have to work the corner ever again.
Sorry, I'll try harder to resist next time...
Grady
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked, dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix, angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin ery of night.
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Four, no one really hates Katie. She's just the whipping boy (girl, whatever) for the mentality of the less than introspective...
yes they do. with her sense of denial and your compulsive lying, think of the children that you could plague america with!
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Being the only, well one of the only, there is Empyre I guess
i don't really have to say much here...it kinda speaks for itself.
Skeet, this one reminds me of you.
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Two, it's an inside joke between she and I.
One, it's not an 'inside' joke when the whole fu[/i]cking world is 'in' on it.
Two, it was a shi[i]tty joke to begin with. Gee, another 'white trash' joke...
Three, it's "her and me". But now I'm just nit-picking. I wouldn't expect a dyslexic to understand what an object of a preposition was.
Four...
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She's just the whipping boy (girl, whatever) for the mentality of the less than introspective, belives whatever they see on TV generation of Americans who are mostly clustered in the center of the country, or if you will, the "Heartland".
Yeah Smash, that clusterfu[/i]ck of a sentence is definitely indicative of dyslexia. Christ almighty. I hope to fu[i]cking God you have lead plumbing.
/yawn.
Not getting enough attention at home, sweetie?
Maybe you can start cutting and pasting my posts into a spellcheck, and then a grammar check, and highlight the errors.
Then, aftwards you could go back and do the same for every other post I've ever made. Then you could search for mistakes I made, lies I've told and foolish predictions I've made that never came true.
You could do all of that, and really you've allready done most of it, and it's not going to change a very simple fact:
You're aren't now in my leuge intelectually and barring some sort of horrible head injury sustained by me you never will be.
I realize that's probably annoying as hell to you, which is all well and good, continue to critique my spelling and grammar, any mistakes I make, etc.
Continue to use Google as a crutch to try and keep up, continue to spend time poking holes in my silly lies about my real life. whatever makes you happy.
None if it will change the relative situation between you and me intellectually.
The good news, though is that most of the time overachievers can convince people of their ability through effort instead of talent. So you've got that going for you.
Keep up the hard work. I know it can't be easy for you. Maybe there will be extra credit at the end of it! Me, I'll continue to post without bothering to spell check or even re-read what I type most of the time, secure in the knowledge that it's really all the effort I have to put forth to meet the standard you set.
Kisses.
Not getting enough attention at home, sweetie?
Maybe you can start cutting and pasting my posts into a spellcheck, and then a grammar check, and highlight the errors.
Then, aftwards you could go back and do the same for every other post I've ever made. Then you could search for mistakes I made, lies I've told and foolish predictions I've made that never came true.
You could do all of that, and really you've allready done most of it, and it's not going to change a very simple fact:
You're aren't now in my leuge intelectually and barring some sort of horrible head injury sustained by me you never will be.
I realize that's probably annoying as hell to you, which is all well and good, continue to critique my spelling and grammar, any mistakes I make, etc.
Continue to use Google as a crutch to try and keep up, continue to spend time poking holes in my silly lies about my real life. whatever makes you happy.
None if it will change the relative situation between you and me intellectually.
The good news, though is that most of the time overachievers can convince people of their ability through effort instead of talent. So you've got that going for you.
Keep up the hard work. I know it can't be easy for you. Maybe there will be extra credit at the end of it! Me, I'll continue to post without bothering to spell check or even re-read what I type most of the time, secure in the knowledge that it's really all the effort I have to put forth to meet the standard you set.
Kisses.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Have you tried following him around begging to blow him?
Give it a try, I won't mind.
Give it a try, I won't mind.
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You're aren't now in my leuge intelectually
how much intelligence is actually required to get nut-to-butt with a handful of dudes and race down a shotty tunnel made of ice in a sled shaped like a bullet? you really have done it all.
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how much intelligence is actually required to get nut-to-butt with a handful of dudes and race down a shotty tunnel made of ice in a sled shaped like a bullet? you really have done it all.
What the hell are you babbling about? I'd recommend, that in the future, you start smoking the crack AFTER you post. When you do it during like in the above example you just embarass yourself and engender pity in everyone that tries to read your posts.
My heart goes out to you. I'm really pretty uncertain what it's like to be the unique combination of idiot and zealot that you are, but I know it must be painfull as hell to be beaten over and over again on this board. By me, by the regular posters, by random passerby, by the children of regular posters, by strangers people email with links to your posts.
I mean, it must be almost as bad as when your mother sold you to the glory hole man and you had to walk home at night loooking like a glazed donut.
Have faith, though. Christ will show you the way.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Double.
Good that the twenty second limit thing doesn't stop double posts, but stops me from editing them. Good coding.
Edited, Tue Apr 20 16:18:58 2004 by Smasharoo
Good that the twenty second limit thing doesn't stop double posts, but stops me from editing them. Good coding.
Edited, Tue Apr 20 16:18:58 2004 by Smasharoo
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well, tell Christ to bring me a donut. I'm starving!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
smasharoo wrote:
What the hell are you babbling about?
well considering your perception couldn't get you through a doorway in the dark if it was 50 feet wide, i didn't expect you to understand this. I actually expected you to use this opportunity to tell us all how cool you are or of the important people you met on your way to save the world, but you proved me wrong.
i could have been straightforward and said you butchered the word "league" in the same sentence you were using to state you were smarter than someone, but I decided to instead turn it into a non-insulting, lighthearted post aimed in the direction of humor.
thanks for showing me your too pissed off and stuck on yourself to see anything else though...next time i'll just leave it alone and let you throw up huge neon signs saying "look at me, i'm an idiot"..your posts really do speak for themselves. pretty sad when the only thing you can come at me with is attacking my beliefs.
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well considering your perception couldn't get you through a doorway in the dark if it was 50 feet wide,
If my perception was 50 feet wide?
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i didn't expect you to understand this. I actually expected you to use this opportunity to tell us all how cool you are or of the important people you met on your way to save the world, but you proved me wrong.
1. Everyone allready knows how cool I am.
2. No one understood your post. It was gibberish. It's not that it was confusing, it's that it was just random phrases strung together. If I were a champion bobsledder it would have been a snappy retort.
3. I'm not a bobsledder (for future refrence).
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i could have been straightforward and said you butchered the word "league" in the same sentence you were using to state you were smarter than someone, but I decided to instead turn it into a non-insulting, lighthearted post aimed in the direction of humor.
You're critizicing someone's SPELLING?? Are you high? I really don't give much of a **** for spelling, or even grammar so long as something isn't incomprehnsible, but surely you realize how amazingly bad yours is?
You critizing my spelling is like Micheal Jackson giving Micheal Douglas **** about how young his wife is.
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thanks for showing me your too pissed off and stuck on yourself to see anything else though...next time i'll just leave it alone and let you throw up huge neon signs saying "look at me, i'm an idiot"..your posts really do speak for themselves. pretty sad when the only thing you can come at me with is attacking my beliefs.
I didn't attack your beliefs, idiot. Unless you don't believe Christ guides your life? I was being serious.
Hell, if I was a ****** on a simmilar scale as you I imagine I'd PRAY too!
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
i'd attack your lack of perception yet again, but your reply kinda reinforced it. the thought that everyone thinks your cool just adds "dillusional" to the list of problems that will eventually lead to you developing a tumor and finally gracing this world with your departure.
here's the part where you tell me i'm threatening you and tell me your gonna send all the DA's in DC on me because so saw an episode of law and order high.
here's the part where you tell me i'm threatening you and tell me your gonna send all the DA's in DC on me because so saw an episode of law and order high.
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i'd attack your lack of perception yet again, but your reply kinda reinforced it. the thought that everyone thinks your cool just adds "dillusional" to the list of problems that will eventually lead to you developing a tumor and finally gracing this world with your departure.
They do think I'm cool, though. Go ahead, ask them.
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here's the part where you tell me i'm threatening you and tell me your gonna send all the DA's in DC on me because so saw an episode of law and order high.
Nah, I didn't think you were threatening me the last time. I was telling you that there's people in the world with no sense of humor and that were I you I'd be carefull.
What could the likes of you possibly threaten me with? I'm superior to you in every possible way. Sort of hard to feel threatened in my position.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
keep telling yourself that...you might believe it one day. personally I'm happy being noones superior. i'm humble enough to say I'm no better than anyone else. it only seems to be you and tare recently that have found it in your hearts to prove to me you're better..personally I could care less.
i'm happy washing windows at the gas station until my rap career takes off.
i'm happy washing windows at the gas station until my rap career takes off.
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