Since Trunks is hell bent on winning over Tare, I think he could use some help. So, here's a few "sure fire" pick-up lines that never fail, Trunks-ol-boy.
[li]"I lost my phone number, can I have yours?"
[li]"Is there a keg in your pants? Cause I wanna tap that ***!"
[li]"Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?"
[li]"If I told you that you had an amazing body, would you hold it against me?"
[li]"Is there a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants."
[li]"Can I get some fries with that shake?"
And of course, the ultimate pick-up line:
[li]"Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?"
Go get 'em, tiger.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
ROFLMAO...... oh the poor kid wont know what hit him. Well, thats until he sees himself in the mirror. I wonder if he will be able to see all five finger imprints on his face.???
I like crazy odds.
Five bucks says he gets laid.
Five bucks says he gets laid.
I'll take that bet. I mean come on! Hes got a winki the size of a fruit flies, the iq of a mosquito, and the personality of a rock.
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"Nice shoes, wanna f#ck?"
Variations of this one work more often than you might think.
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Hes got a winki the size of a fruit flies, the iq of a mosquito, and the personality of a rock.
Funny enough, all of those things are bigger than Jophiels small flaccid *****!
Strange huh?
edit: this 20 second timer with 120 seconds is making me have to edit a lot of posts. I have to wait 95 seconds before I can even post this edit apparently.
Edited, Mon Apr 19 12:16:27 2004 by Skeeter
What is this? Did I suddenly become a poet, that everyone most use my posts in their sigs???
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
You're a poet and didn't realize it.
Jophiel wrote:
I went too far didn't I?
My bad. All that build up from holding in d1ck and fart jokes, they're really coming out now. I think after this wave subsides, an occasional d1ck and fart joke is better than an outbreak of them.
The International Love God wrote:
Variations of this one work more often than you might think.
This sounds like the voice of experience. Or maybe the font of experience. You get the idea.
We want stories, Pat.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
BUMP!
A bad pun is only worsened by making a pun out of it. Shame on you, Skeet.
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You're a poet and didn't realize it.
A bad pun is only worsened by making a pun out of it. Shame on you, Skeet.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I would laugh when the teacher would plink out "Mary had a little lamb" on the piano, starting with an E above middle C, but playing an E# at the first cadence.
What can I say, I'm easily amused.
What can I say, I'm easily amused.
This line was used on me years ago, so adjust for inflation:
"Come on, baby, ah got a fohty dolla shirt on!"
That one still makes me giggle.
"Come on, baby, ah got a fohty dolla shirt on!"
That one still makes me giggle.
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but playing an E# at the first cadence.
Isn't an E# just an F?
Since you feel the need to point out an obvious fact to try to make yourself look smart, and also because I was a Music Major, I feel the need to make you look like a dumbass.
Just sayin'.
Yes, enharmonically, E# is the same note, as in the same key on the piano, a white key right before the group of 3 black keys. But....
Mary had a little lamb, played in the key of C Major, starts on the third of the chord, and E, and is played as follows:
E D C D E E E... D D D.. E E E.. E D C D E E
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little
E E E D E D C
lamb it's fleece was white as snow
It's a perfect Cadence, ending on the Root, or tonic, C Major, and going to that chord from the Dominant, E Major.
My brain knows the song is supposed to go from the D to the E on the "little lamb" part, also known as a half cadence, but my teacher would sometimes play an E#, and the reason I say E# is because it's a non chord tone, normally you play an E, this time it was an E, but slightly higher, making it an E#.
Just sayin'.
Yes, enharmonically, E# is the same note, as in the same key on the piano, a white key right before the group of 3 black keys. But....
Mary had a little lamb, played in the key of C Major, starts on the third of the chord, and E, and is played as follows:
E D C D E E E... D D D.. E E E.. E D C D E E
Mary had a little lamb, little lamb, little lamb, Mary had a little
E E E D E D C
lamb it's fleece was white as snow
It's a perfect Cadence, ending on the Root, or tonic, C Major, and going to that chord from the Dominant, E Major.
My brain knows the song is supposed to go from the D to the E on the "little lamb" part, also known as a half cadence, but my teacher would sometimes play an E#, and the reason I say E# is because it's a non chord tone, normally you play an E, this time it was an E, but slightly higher, making it an E#.
I can't offer much advice as to what does work, but I can assure you that this one does not... (used by a buddy of mine with a small-breasted, but otherwise lovely girl).
Q: Hi, come here often?
A: Yes. I come here all the time.
Q: Cool, next time bring your tits with you.
Edited, Mon Apr 19 23:51:48 2004 by Deathwysh
Q: Hi, come here often?
A: Yes. I come here all the time.
Q: Cool, next time bring your tits with you.
Edited, Mon Apr 19 23:51:48 2004 by Deathwysh
ummm...thanks?
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"Come on, baby, ah got a fohty dolla shirt on!"
How any woman could not drool on a man who used that line, I just do not know.
I was at a bar once watching a guy go from woman to woman, asking if they wanted to f*ck, and it really didn't take long to get one, so you don't even have to remember a pickup line (just your various disease prevention tools).
If we where squirels, could I bust a nut in your hole?
A friend of mine had a good one that he used to use. He would walk up to a girl and ask her to dance. If she said yes great, if she said no, he would look at her funny and say "um, I said you look fat in those pants."
^ Bulletproof, unless the girl was wearing a skirt.
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