I have a guestbook, apparently:
http://www.bigsoccer.com/forum/announcement.php?f=912
Although it should be about how to dodge flak, apparently it is about soccer (a.k.a. football) apparently if you become a "premium member" of bigsoccer.com (no, despite the name potential, it is not a **** site don't get excited, folks) you get you're very own forum! Perhaps you have to pay more to get people to post there.
By the way, it seems we have a duo of dueling posters in this and other threads. If you folk want to up your post count, you can do it in less obvious ways.