Ha! Everyone is starting WTF threads and I want to be cutting edge. Only my WTF thread will feature topless waitresses and unlimited burritos.
Let the good times roll.
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What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
All promises made by you are supplied by just one post from me.
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Skeeter, I'm sure there will be a WTF thread with male exotic dancers and cherry cola starting soon. Maybe you'll like that one more.
Heheheeee.
More cheese, anyone?
Skeeter, I'm sure there will be a WTF thread with male exotic dancers and cherry cola starting soon. Maybe you'll like that one more.
Heheheeee.
More cheese, anyone?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Silly cracker. I'm with out a shirt right now, and being hispanic, I'm an endless suply of burritos.
Therefore, by posting on your thread, I fulfilled your promises.
Therefore, by posting on your thread, I fulfilled your promises.
Ohhhhh. Me am smrt and gets da jok.
Ok, you can be the topless waitress, but I'm not sure we want to get our burritos "from" you.
Maybe 7-11.
Ok, you can be the topless waitress, but I'm not sure we want to get our burritos "from" you.
Maybe 7-11.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
7-11?! *Gasp*
No way, home-made kicks the crap out of 7-11 burritos.
Only good one from 7-11 is the bean and cheese, and they never have those in stock anymore.
Grilled Stuft burrito from tacobell is tha ****! I love that burrito, I think I'll get one today!
Back in my days of weed, my buddies and I would walk down to tacobell afterwards and order a grilled stuft, with extra nacho cheese and made sure they grilled it on all four sides so it wouldn't fall apart.
No way, home-made kicks the crap out of 7-11 burritos.
Only good one from 7-11 is the bean and cheese, and they never have those in stock anymore.
Grilled Stuft burrito from tacobell is tha ****! I love that burrito, I think I'll get one today!
Back in my days of weed, my buddies and I would walk down to tacobell afterwards and order a grilled stuft, with extra nacho cheese and made sure they grilled it on all four sides so it wouldn't fall apart.
Skeeter the Venerable wrote:
Back in my days of weed
Yesterday?
Taco Bell makes me want to barf. Seriously, that is some sick sh*t. Then again, I'm a cracka...I dunno nuttin'.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Lol, no, days of weed refer to times back in California.
Suuuuuurrre. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mmmm.... Burritos.
Tare wins.
Tare wins.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
She only promised them, what she failed to tell you is she is a cracker, and that all burritos will be supplied by me. So inversly, I win.
Me me me!
Me me me!
Just you never mind where I'll be getting my burritos, you big loser.
Hah!
Hah!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
If I may recommend Skeeter's mom? That lady makes one hell of a burrito.
She's in!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
She really does. What foods do you crackers have which you could say "My mother makes a mean _____"?
Nothing! That's right, you got nothing!
Except maybe crackers. Did crackers invent crackers? It would also be wise to take notice that crackers aint **** with out chili.
All you people are good for is reflecting sun light off of your pasty white skin to give me a better, all around tan.
Tare, move a little to the left please, Debalic, get your white *** over the right of me.
There we go, perfect.
Nothing! That's right, you got nothing!
Except maybe crackers. Did crackers invent crackers? It would also be wise to take notice that crackers aint **** with out chili.
All you people are good for is reflecting sun light off of your pasty white skin to give me a better, all around tan.
Tare, move a little to the left please, Debalic, get your white *** over the right of me.
There we go, perfect.
My mother makes a mean chicken dumpling soup. Booyah.
My dad is the real cook of the house though, and his specialty is all kinds of meat. Smoked, grilled, barbequed, any way you like it, he can cook it.
Brisket > burritos
My dad is the real cook of the house though, and his specialty is all kinds of meat. Smoked, grilled, barbequed, any way you like it, he can cook it.
Brisket > burritos
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I dont know my mom makes some excellent home made enchiladas... mmmm....
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Brisket > burritos
No way man, it's all about how many flavors you can have in your mouth at one time.
Burrito, you can have rice, beans, cheeses, sour cream, beef, pork, chicken, steak, guacamole... The list goes on and on!
Just like you crackers to stick to one, bland flavor, your taste like your culture, lacking.
Skeeter the Venerable wrote:
your taste like your culture, lacking.
Allright, I'll bite. Skeeter, as cracker as I may be, I have every bit as much "culture" as you. My family heralds from Iceland and Scotland respectively, where they eat reindeers and headbutt each other for fun. All the burritos in the world can't measure up to that.
And as for my mom, she's a terrible cook, but she makes a mean martini. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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