Skeeter and Flea...Follow

Question for you two:

Ever wish you hadn't come out? I mean, it's common knowledge now, among those with a little board history, that you regularly do some jiggin' and are desperately in love. I'm just wondering if you had more fun with it before we all knew...or if you ever wish you hadn't told us.

Does it bother you that Trunksbrando probably strokes it every night thinking about you guys?

Nah, that just means he takes after his mother.

Quite sweet actually, if you think about it.

Like Mother, like son.

Only when it forces me to waste time deflecting idiocy. Most folks are cool about it, but some can't wrap their heads around the concept. Especially since it negates my opinion whenever I decide to agree with him, which I hate, because I think very highly of myself.

Once Skeet started posting here, I got curious, poked my head in, discovered his board persona, and decided to poke it with a stick by calling him racist. I don't remember what he said, but I think it involved his having a friend that is black.


I was going to be a sockpuppet for a while, then I wished we had held out a while longer... Not so much anymore. One of Skeet's inherent strengths is his bulletproof pokerface. Even when you think you've ticked him off to the point where're he's given you the cold shoulder, he's probably not talking to you because he's forgotten your name. The boy really doesn't care. I've found I'm not so good at the mental fisting. I just like to say my piece and get out. That's what tickles me about people thinking that I'm an echo of Skeet. We couldn't be more different.

All that said, he's my monkey. D1ck and fart, baby!

I heard he doesn't post here because he's afraid of RPZip.

/snicker

Woah, hang on there. You guys aren't getting your hands on my baby. He's not made for a board such as this. Plus, he's too busy making me happy. It's actually kind of funny, because back when we could see recent visitors, his name would sometimes be up there. Then I'd get home from work later and he'd say, "I can't believe you posted that reply to suchandsuch..that's so gross...you're such a *****."

All in all, he doesn't understand the raw, animal appeal of the board.

But he thinks Thundra is hilarious.

You two, so disgustingly cute.

/sob!

pretty much

Who would be nasty enough to rate Queen Skeet down? What does that 0.01 really mean? What nefarious scheme do they have in mind?

Long live Skeeter the Queen, the Tulip, the Venerable, and the Charming, and whatever else I missed.

And Flea, knowing you two are a couple, certainly does not mean I think you are an echo, or your opinion is negated. That's for people who do not pay attention. And who would think sniper kitty could not form an opinion?

Now, for the really important thing, let's discuss Skeeter, as a money, how that changes your intimate life, and does he fling **** at you, or at strangers, does he have one of those cute little hats, the short little pants?

Well, thanks Flea, really glad to get that answer especially since I can't seem to spell monkee too well, or type well for that matter.

And now I have some really intersting mind images painted right there in my head that may or may not be hard to dislodge.
Orange large smiling cheeks

Drink Dr. Pepper, it's good stuff.

Edited, Sat Apr 17 13:03:04 2004 by Skeeter

Bah! Bah! bah!

/em eats and spits out apple

Just like another of his characters-

You can not have the Mango!

/em booty slap

At the rate this thread is going, it can only lead to bad places, places we'll wish we never went to. Yeah, those kind of places.