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#1 Apr 15 2004 at 10:39 PM Rating: Good
You attention craving *****, let's handle this.

You are Trump, I'd like you to pick out 5 posters and one by one weed them out until you get "The ***-prentice".

No Debalic, not that kind of weed.

You can't pick me, I've already been so far up your *** I've come out of your right breast along with your flame retardant breastmilk which I've been using as my ink along with Totem's paperclips as my quills.

The participants don't even have to be willing, though I'm sure a few, like DK, perhaps Katie, will volunteer on their own free will.

Another thing, where is your damn title that "we appointed you"?

#2 Apr 15 2004 at 10:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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And what criteria shall I use for selections? The 5 most intelligent posters? People with whom I share political views? Similar taste in humor? Affability?

And erm... I can't remember what my title was. I'll go investigate.
#3 Apr 15 2004 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
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KRSkeet I'm sure a few, like DK, perhaps Katie, will volunteer on their own free will.



All right, Skeet, let's handle this. You have made multiple comments about your belief that my position in life is as Thundra's lapdog.

I admit, of course, that judging by my posts the evidence certainly weighs in on your side.

I mean, sure, if you're going to note that probably 1/5 of my posts defend Thundra you might get the mistaken impression that I really enjoy reading their ****. But only if you note that.

But...and here is the gauntlet in your face: Thundra left our forums for awhile to find theirself and the board pretty much came to a grinding halt. The humor dissipated, posters left, and I actually saw a digital tumbleweed gently roll by on several occasions when I came by for a visit. Now that they have returned, removed the sword from the proverbial stone and helped restore the forum (although I give credit as well where credit is due...Smash) I ask that you humbly remove your title and give it back to the rightful owner, the once and future queen, Thundra.

I'm sorry, but a commoner knows the common man and you're no royalty.

--DK
#4 Apr 15 2004 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
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The 5 most intelligent posters? People with whom I share political views? Similar taste in humor? Affability?


Stick a reference to d1ck and/or fart in each one of those virtues and the answer will be "yes".

Picking people whom you honestly believe could work with you and are on your same mental field would be impossible because as you may remember, you believe nobody here to be your intellectual equal, let alone somebody that could carry on in your footsteps should you ever decide to retire, so this is purely for the mocking of others and self aggrandizing.

Sounds like great fun, no?
#5 Apr 15 2004 at 11:19 PM Rating: Good
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people whom you honestly believe could work with you and are on your same mental field


That is tough. So I'm going to create two lists of five.

Same mental field (I'm equating this with aptitude):
1. Smash
2. Totem
3. Dark
4. Moe
5. Pat

People I could work with:
1. Totem
2. Dark
3. Katie
4. Skeeter
5. Tare

By cross-referncing the two lists, I get the following names:
1. Totem
2. Dark

Flip a coin.

#6 Apr 15 2004 at 11:22 PM Rating: Good
Ok, I flipped one. Now what?



Smiley: laugh
#7 Apr 15 2004 at 11:26 PM Rating: Good
Why not let those two duke it out?
#8 Apr 15 2004 at 11:28 PM Rating: Good
That's right, Totem, go ahead and hide over there in Califonia.

Pansy.

--DK
#9 Apr 16 2004 at 7:49 AM Rating: Decent
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Same mental field (I'm equating this with aptitude):
1. Smash

Don't flatter yourself.
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#10 Apr 16 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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Hey, I'm just over here in Cali peeing my pants and quivering in fright while waiting for the next Big One to hit. All this fearful shaking has left me with no energy to come out swinging.

My only question is am I to be the blonde chick that sits on T's left or that old dude on his right? I suppose a syncopant is a syncopant is a yes-man, but I'd at least like to know what gender I'm supposed to be. After all, I've got these darling new shoes that match a blouse in my closet.

Totem
#11 Apr 16 2004 at 2:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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But...and here is the gauntlet in your face: Thundra left our forums for awhile to find theirself and the board pretty much came to a grinding halt. The humor dissipated, posters left, and I actually saw a digital tumbleweed gently roll by on several occasions when I came by for a visit.


Really, and just - when pray tell

Thundra is the worst piece of ***** that never left these boards...

Woah hey let the asshat do all your thinking for your ... following is easy, go ahead and kiss her ******* behind for all your worth guys... you deserve her. Go get yourselves a nice little corner and do what ever it is you so desperately crave to get an incy wincy bit of her attention.

Suffocate anything and it withers and dies.

Oh god, and watching Skeeter revert to type is just pathetic, and kinda sad - sorry dude, stuff not working out with flea as it should.


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#12 Apr 16 2004 at 2:47 PM Rating: Excellent
While we're on the topic of "piece of sh*te that never left these boards".

Welcome back Egnaro. Revert to type? Care to explain? And why would what I type have anything to do with Flea? She's not some teacher I hand posts into before making them public. I don't know what kind of relationships you are all used to, but Flea is actually different than me, has her own ideas and beliefs, etc, etc.

*Ouch* - burnt my finger on a match.

So Thundra, what kind of curse words do you feel work best?
#13 Apr 16 2004 at 2:54 PM Rating: Excellent
Actually, don't bother explaining. I'll store that with my nephew's "Datuoarth" under "to be explained later".
#14 Apr 16 2004 at 3:08 PM Rating: Good
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She's not some teacher I hand posts into before making them public. I don't know what kind of relationships you are all used to, but Flea is actually different than me, has her own ideas and beliefs, etc, etc.


Aye, Flea is an intelligent person in her own right and has nothing to do with what I said ot how yoy behave except there's a happy skeet and a disphit dumbass skeet, relationships affect how we all react - is all, just asking.


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Revert to type? Care to explain?

You really don't want me to do that


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I'll store that with my nephew's "Datuoarth" under "to be explained later".

Thats best, shame it took you a while to think about it.




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#15 Apr 16 2004 at 3:18 PM Rating: Good
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While we're on the topic of "piece of sh*te that never left these boards".

Welcome back Egnaro.


Oh and sorry, forgot myself for a second while I was looking for some "non specific game" info, I'll try not to let it happen again.

../hands Skeeter a piece of advice

You have the potential of being a stand up guy/maybe girl deep down there -- just don't blow it like a cheap 2 cent piece of crap.




Interlude over











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#16 Apr 16 2004 at 3:32 PM Rating: Good
My roommate is moving out, he said he's trying to be out by the end of tomorrow.

If that is true, I'll have a bigger room and my own bathroom by Monday, which means Flea will be over to stay the night more, which in turn leads to more getting it on, which obviously leads to a happier Skeet, so don't worry too much.

In the mean time, Music Nerd Joke.

A new movie is being produced, the director wants to use action hero type guys in a very serious movie about composers. He picks out Sly Stallone, Bruce Willis, and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

He decides he'll let the actors portray their favorite composer, so he asks each one which they'll choose.

Sly says "I'll be Mozart"

Bruce says "I'll be Beethoven"

Then Arnold says "I'll be Bach"


Smiley: grin
#17 Apr 16 2004 at 8:36 PM Rating: Excellent
It still doesn't make sense egnaro.

Revert to type? If I'm returning to type, what was I doing before? Not typing?

I don't think that your idea of what revert is the same as what it actually means.

Here ya go.

Revert - "To return to a former condition, practice, subject, or belief."

So I ask again, I've reverted to typing, and that disgusts you, please tell me what the heck I was doing before I reverted to typing.

Then you can continue being gone, which we're not supposed to be noticing.
#18 Apr 16 2004 at 10:02 PM Rating: Excellent
Upon further deliberation, and a major dose of benefit of the doubt, I've come to the conclusion that I mistook which definition of "type" you were referring to.

That is all, carry on.
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