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#1 Apr 15 2004 at 8:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Osama Bin Laden, supposedly offered a truce today to any European countries who pull out within the next 3 months. However they aren't fully sure yet it's him on the tape.

An interesting part in it:
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"They say that we kill for the sake of killing, but reality shows that they lie," the speaker said.

Russians, he said, were only killed after attacking Afghanistan in the 1980s and Chechnya, Europeans after invading Iraq and Afghanistan and the Americans in New York after "supporting the Jews in Palestine and their invasion of the Arabian peninsula."

"Stop spilling our blood so we can stop spilling your blood," the message added. "This is a difficult but easy equation."
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Edited, Thu Apr 15 12:26:04 2004 by sstaurus
#2 Apr 15 2004 at 8:57 AM Rating: Good
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Sure.. until you stop supporting the Jews in Israel and now Al Quaeda decides it wants the US to withdraw its interests in some other part of the globe. Then we need to stop doing this other thing. Then we need to buy them all a pony.

And you have the word of a murdering fundamentalist to bank it on! Yay!
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#3 Apr 15 2004 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
Dear Sir,

Surely, you must be kidding, the extremist is a threat to us all, what if a Jewish or Christian group and destroyed trains in Europe, would Europe run an hide?

How about Communist, it they started attacking, or North Korea with Nuclear bombs, what would Europe do now.

It is important to remember that France gave up to Germany with a large military in the field, and a larger Navy than Germany. Having weapons do not provide any defense, but the will to defend yourself is the key.

The United States should pull out of NATO and create a new alliance of the willing, and we should include Russia in this new alliance. Only England and the United States has stood up to evil in the past and we mostly likely are the only two that will stand up for it in the future.

God Bless You
#4 Apr 15 2004 at 9:54 AM Rating: Good
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Awwww... Italy and Poland are in NATO and are a couple of our only allies of consequence left in Iraq.
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#5 Apr 15 2004 at 10:11 AM Rating: Good
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Sstaurus, are you some special kind of stupid or do you just work very diligently at it? Yours is exactly the mentality that Bin Laden is aiming for-- the timid, confused, easily cowed. In fact, why don't you go jump in with both feet and start wearing a burka to cover your no-balls pansy a$$? Think of it as Muslim extremist insurance. Cheap too-- eight yards of black cotton and your life is safe.

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#6 Apr 15 2004 at 11:25 AM Rating: Decent
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Hey totem, how about **** you? I edited the message so you don't misunderstand my simple posting of an article. Let me ask totem, are you currently enlisted? Are YOU personally doing something about it? Or are you a no-balls pansy a$$ like me? It's easy to sit there and say you're for it...

Edited, Thu Apr 15 12:23:03 2004 by sstaurus
#7 Apr 15 2004 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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Don't even start with me. Don't even think about it. I will rip you a new a$$hole seven ways from Sunday. The "I edited it because I know I was insipidly stupid" routine doesn't fly with me. You wrote that Europe should take Bin Laden up on his offer, so don't back off that statement and attack me for calling you on it.

And asking me about my service record is equally lame. My time in the military is no secret, as are my political views.

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#8 Apr 15 2004 at 12:03 PM Rating: Decent
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You're right. You would. But, then again I'm not even American so why do I care anyway.
#9 Apr 15 2004 at 12:39 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
the timid, confused, easily cowed.


The Canadians! Smiley: lol

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#10 Apr 15 2004 at 12:59 PM Rating: Excellent
So that's how to get under Totem's skin.

Noted.

Carry on.
#11 Apr 15 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Default
I'm with Totem. Its my husband, and my family that I worry most about. I thank God daily, that he is still here with me, and not over there. I see all these families torn apart, our friends whos wife/husband is over there and watching the news is just awful. Its sad, you watch the news just to go over the pictures again and again to see if you recognize anyone just to know that they are ok.

We have had this discussion at home between the two of us. We both agree we back bush, we know this is the "right" thing to do, and are glad that we can do this for our country.

Staurus, I am sooo glad your not american. Atleast we know who the pansy ******** faced cowards are.... and its not us.

Edited, Thu Apr 15 14:22:16 2004 by Cherrabwyn
#12 Apr 15 2004 at 1:34 PM Rating: Decent
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Hey Osama, we except, now if you would just pop on over to London to sign a 'Peace Treaty' there are some gentlemen from Scotland Yard that wouldn't mind a moment <or decade> of your time.

Seriously all he is trying to do is drive a wedge in between USA and Europe, he would continue to bomb main and kill innocents in much the same way the IRA have for many years while putting on a peaceful political front when it suited him.

The Spanish have already said they will pull out in June after power has been handed over and given the continued abduction of aid workers i would not be surprised if more countries don't follow.

Some people do not deserve to be helped and the Iraqi people are treading a very fine line at the moment and the arab world might want to have a word in certain religious leaders ear and point out just how uch of a clusterf*ck they are making of it at the moment.

I said on this board when this all started it was a mistake to go in and i may yet be proved correct.

Note to Sstaurus: i to am in the forces and i know for a fact that it means **** all when it comes to bottle.
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We both agree we back bush, we know this is the "right" thing to do, and are glad that we can do this for our country.
A couple hick Texans who're sure Bush is right fighting them evil Arabs? Fancy that! Smiley: lol
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#14 Apr 15 2004 at 4:14 PM Rating: Decent
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Hum..... does this sound like negotion with terrorist? How about they pick up AK-47s and come invade us... Fly planes into our buildings... As far as I'm concerned, accepting this deal would be like harboring terrorist, a crime that I can't forgive. I'm not looking for a war, but I would suggest an embargo of some sort on any and all of the contries that accept this deal...
#15 Apr 15 2004 at 4:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Dear Osama,

Blow us.

Sincerely,
The Civilized World
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#16 Apr 15 2004 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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I would like this thread better if it was called:

Osama Offers Juice to the Europeans.

Yay!

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#17 Apr 15 2004 at 10:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Apparently most European nations have already rejected the offer.
#18 Apr 15 2004 at 10:22 PM Rating: Decent
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Are you people really this slow?

It's definately bin Laden, and it's a political fient.

It's message isn't aimed at the leaders of nations in Europe, it's aimed at the people who vote for those leaders. Followed up with some sort of attack on those countries before elections take place a'la Spain.

It provides people so inclined with the amunition to say "this wouldn't have happened if we weren't in Iraq." It's a play to impact elections, nothing more.

It's a sign of Bin Laden laughing at us as we help him change the face of geopolitics to something that's clearly a lot less harassing of him.

The worst thing that could happen for Bin Laden is for Bush to loose this election. He'd loose the predictible heavy handed thug he needs to persue this strategy with the rest of the world.

I imagine Al Queda's allready found some way to funnel money to the Republicans to try to ensure a Bush victory.
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#19 Apr 16 2004 at 11:36 AM Rating: Good
So would this be considered racist of Bin Laden? Showing favoritism towards one group of people while displaying obvious hatred towards anther group of people.
#20 Apr 16 2004 at 11:54 AM Rating: Good
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Hey Osama, we except, now if you would just pop on over to London to sign a 'Peace Treaty' there are some gentlemen from Scotland Yard that wouldn't mind a moment <or decade> of your time.

No offense, Tarv, but F'uck That!

Osama turns himself in to you guys and gets a nice comfy jail cell for the rest of his life.

We want him. We want him so that we can do the civilized thing and turn him in to a martyr.

Yes. That means shuffle him loose the mortal coil.
#21 Apr 16 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Do you a deal Moe. we will get him here for the treaty then hand him over to our 'Honest' bobby's for a week then you can have him hows that?
#22 Apr 16 2004 at 12:21 PM Rating: Good
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Do you a deal Moe. we will get him here for the treaty then hand him over to our 'Honest' bobby's for a week then you can have him hows that?

Done and done. :)
#23 Apr 16 2004 at 12:40 PM Rating: Decent
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He may come in multiple packages is that a problem?
#24 Apr 16 2004 at 9:28 PM Rating: Good
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Wait! Let me see if I've got this right...

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It's message isn't aimed at the leaders of nations in Europe, it's aimed at the people who vote for those leaders. Followed up with some sort of attack on those countries before elections take place a'la Spain.

It provides people so inclined with the amunition to say "this wouldn't have happened if we weren't in Iraq." It's a play to impact elections, nothing more.


So you're saying that Bin Laden wants to influence elections so that governments that are less likely to hunt him down (hound, harrass, whatever...) are put into place?

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It's a sign of Bin Laden laughing at us as we help him change the face of geopolitics to something that's clearly a lot less harassing of him.



Ok. Just making sure.

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The worst thing that could happen for Bin Laden is for Bush to loose this election. He'd loose the predictible heavy handed thug he needs to persue this strategy with the rest of the world.


Um... What's the difference between Bin Laden manipulating other nations into electing governments that wont harass him, and manipulating the US into doing the same? It would seem to me that getting someone other then Bush elected would be a huge win for Bin Laden.

At least if that's a "win" for him in Europe, then it would be a "win" for him here as well.

Just verifying that you're basically saying that a vote for Kerry is a vote for Bin Laden... ;)


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I imagine Al Queda's allready found some way to funnel money to the Democrats to try to ensure a Kerry victory.



FTFY Smashie.


Oh wait! They don't have to funnel money to the Democrats. Just count on their own lack of being able to see the big picture to do it for him.


I just find it amazing that you can clearly see the manipulation of Bin Laden in Europe, but don't see that you're falling for the exact same thing here in the US. But I'm just a partisan hack. What do I know?
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#25 Apr 16 2004 at 11:46 PM Rating: Decent
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Um... What's the difference between Bin Laden manipulating other nations into electing governments that wont harass him, and manipulating the US into doing the same? It would seem to me that getting someone other then Bush elected would be a huge win for Bin Laden.

At least if that's a "win" for him in Europe, then it would be a "win" for him here as well.

Just verifying that you're basically saying that a vote for Kerry is a vote for Bin Laden... ;)

Don't be an idiot. Al Queda wants America to be Anti-Muslim because then they have leverage to effect the entire rest of the world.

You'll notice bin Laden offered no truce with America if we pulled our troops out.

Gee I wonder why that was?

Because it's not what he wants. America is the big recruiting engine for Al Queda. Bin Laden needs Bush to stay in power more than anything.

Bush being in power gaurantees him more power, more new recruits, and more influence in Europe every day.

It's critical to have the big monolithic enemy when you're recruiting martyrs. Having one that does exactly what you'd like to a tee, even invading the middle east as you'd predicted.

That's a dream come true.

Kerry would clearly try to rachet down the hatred of America in the middle east which doesn't help Bin Laden in the slightest.

No, if Ossama could vote he'd be voting for Bush for sure. He NEEDS Bush to stay in power.
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#26 Apr 16 2004 at 11:49 PM Rating: Decent
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I just find it amazing that you can clearly see the manipulation of Bin Laden in Europe, but don't see that you're falling for the exact same thing here in the US. But I'm just a partisan hack. What do I know?

Not much if you don't see the diffrence between the US and Europe. Apparently you don't.

I wasn't aware the US was in Europe. Who knew?

If Bin Laden wanted to attempt to influence US politics in the same way he'd have released a tape saying he was going to attack the US with massive numbers if Bush wins re-election.

When that happens let me know.

Untill then, it's clear he supports Bush completely.
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