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When was the last time you got some?Follow
when was the last time you got laid? last year? last month?last night? this morning? right now??
How old are you?
old enough to be asking i guess
No. You are not old enough to be asking, sonny.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
And no, peanut butter and your dog doesn't count.
How about pork gravy and the cat?
(insert obligatory pu[i][/i]ssy joke here)
(insert obligatory pu[i][/i]ssy joke here)
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
maybe not tare but i certainly know enough about it to ask
And we're old enough to decline to answer. 
Trunx your all of 16? Barely. No, even though you've taken sex ed, had wet dreams, and *********** in the shower does not mean you have learned social ettiquite(sp). Why are you curious about our sex lives, its kind of gross really. Maybe even a little sad and pathetic.
On a more serious note. You say your trying to live a "christian" life? If so, why are you asking?
On a more serious note. You say your trying to live a "christian" life? If so, why are you asking?
first off katie dont try and use that "your trying to be a good christian" **** on me alright. and it was just a joke question nobody is supposed to take it seriously and if you feel like answering then go ahead. im not curious about your sex lives and i really dont wanna know anything about it besides when you last got some. J-O-K-E
(note: that this entire post wasnt directed to you katie except for the first sentence, the rest is directed to everyone)
(note: that this entire post wasnt directed to you katie except for the first sentence, the rest is directed to everyone)
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it was just a joke question nobody is supposed to take it seriously
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
protest much?
I got some last night, as a matter of fact. And this morning. As a matter of fact, I get a glass of water about every hour and a half, which, by my calculations and by excluding time spent sleeping, means I "get some" twelve times a day.
Will I go blind or grow hair on my palms from touching my water glass so often?
Totem
Will I go blind or grow hair on my palms from touching my water glass so often?
Totem
Since Coffee has water in it, does it count as getting some?
It does. Just don't take it with cream and sugar, because once you go black you never go back. Just sayin'.
Totem
Totem
Then I get a lot of it. In fact, I've been reading that getting that many can be bad for your health.
They say I'm addicted. Feh.
They say I'm addicted. Feh.
You'll have to check with your Mom on this one, for accuracy, but I think it was about 3 days ago, before then, it's been close to 17 years since the last time with her.
Say hi for me would ya?
Thanks.
Say hi for me would ya?
Thanks.
no offense skeet but no self respecting woman would sleep with a idiot like you
especially my mom you ******
especially my mom you ******
Wait wait wait...
Don't you mean:
Especially my mom, Dad!
?
Don't you mean:
Especially my mom, Dad!
?
I didn't think anyone got insulted by momma jokes.
Kinda like taking Gbaji's and Smash's 'Discussions' seriously.
Edited, Thu Apr 15 14:53:17 2004 by tarv
Kinda like taking Gbaji's and Smash's 'Discussions' seriously.
Edited, Thu Apr 15 14:53:17 2004 by tarv
tarv wrote:
I didn't tink anyone got insulted by momma jokes.
Your mom does. Maybe she only doesn't like them right after sex. Last night after doing it I said to her "tarv's mom is so fat, after sex last night I rolled over 3 times and I was still on the bi[b][/b]tch!"
She kicked me out after one more round.
Angry sex is always great, so she says.
Now THATS a momma joke 
Last time I "got some", Afghanistan and the WTC were still intact. 
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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