I can't think of anything interesting to post. My brain is stuck. Is annoying.
Top 10 things not to do to try and unstick your brain when it is stuck:
10. Hammer. Just a bad idea all around. Leave it in the tool box
9. 8 hour tetris marathon. I still haven't recovered from that one...
8. Bungee jumping. Effective, bu not really worth the effort
7. Trying to build a brain de stickerizer out of a rice colander, three old sterio speakers, an ocilliscope, a 13 terrawat generator and a box of fruitloops
6. Read all your old posts for ideas. That was worse than the tetris marathon
5. Damn it, I couldn't think of a good number 5!!!!!
4. Listen to polka music until you think of somehtin interesting.
3. Go Woogity!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
2. Print out a Gbaji post in size 42 font and use it as a oijie board. That was just scary.
1. Post some crappy top 10 list because you can't think of anything else. it's like blood in the water...
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Have you heard the song "Pig and an Elephant DNA Just wont splice!"?
Drink tequila, K. It does wonders for the creative juices.
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Drugs. Lots and lots of drugs. It'll free up your mind, but not necessarily in the direction you want it to. May also cause problems reining it back in.
Light physical exercise can help loosen up the mind. Jog around the block. Try not to think of whatever it is you're trying to think of (??). Scenic driving can help too - it's a matter of disengaging the creative part of your brain in favor of the analytical. This opens the creative up to free association.
Methods I learned of from writing books and courses.
Light physical exercise can help loosen up the mind. Jog around the block. Try not to think of whatever it is you're trying to think of (??). Scenic driving can help too - it's a matter of disengaging the creative part of your brain in favor of the analytical. This opens the creative up to free association.
Methods I learned of from writing books and courses.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Make up new lyrics to the song "The Hedgehog Never Gets Buggered At All".
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Here's the sure-fire solution:
1. Gather up some jello, a tin of altoids, a porno movie, and some dish soap.
2. Order a pizza for delivery.
3. Answer the door by offering the deliveryman the various items obtained in step 1.
4a. If he accepts any of the items, start yelling obscenely and accuse him of heresy.
4b. If he denies the gifts, use your manly wiles to lure him into the broom closet where you keep the WOMBATS OF DEATH.
5. Clean up appropriatly.
If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
1. Gather up some jello, a tin of altoids, a porno movie, and some dish soap.
2. Order a pizza for delivery.
3. Answer the door by offering the deliveryman the various items obtained in step 1.
4a. If he accepts any of the items, start yelling obscenely and accuse him of heresy.
4b. If he denies the gifts, use your manly wiles to lure him into the broom closet where you keep the WOMBATS OF DEATH.
5. Clean up appropriatly.
If that doesn't work, I don't know what will.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
You need a list of topics to choose from. Hmmm let's see -
Religion
Politics
War
Sex
Food
Dang, I think we covered them already
Religion
Politics
War
Sex
Food
Dang, I think we covered them already
I don't think sex and food have been covered to the breadth that that the others have.
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Have you heard the song "Pig and an Elephant DNA Just wont splice!"?
lol thats funny
Dread Lord Kaolian wrote:
9. 8 hour tetris marathon. I still haven't recovered from that one...
Dr. Mario was much more fun. Wish I still had that game.
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