By my conservative calculations, Alla is probably worth over a million clams. I arrive at this figure by using Yantis' (is that his name?) success and the absurd amount of money he is rumored to have sold his sh[/i]it for.
So, fu[i]cker... you can either man-up and make an official announcement to the board stating that I am your favorite poster of all time, or watch in horror as I line the pockets of my local ****-broker with money that could have been shoved inside the elastic waist of those tiny little man-panties yer sportin'. The second, darker half of that ultimatum has the added benefit of allowing me to come here and complain about pop-ups.
I eagerly anticipate your ignoring this thread, and thus, the imminent collapse of your financial world. The choice is yours.
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Does this mean we get to look forward to you leaving us?
I hope you're good looking, Git. For your sake.
Tell you what, next Friday, when you go out and ho yourself for me, I'll let you keep 10 dollars of your earnings, use the 9 to keep your premium, and spend the other dollar on something nice for yourself, after all, you've earned it.
You and I both know he'd never make an announcement like that, you see, unlike you, he tells the truth.
As for the tiny little panties, I can't vouch for him one way or the other, but when you are defending justice, the element of surprise is always a key factor. If I happened to be wrong-doing justice, I'd sure be surprised if it's avenger was wearing man-panties.
Go find yourself a sugar-daddy, you think Flea pays for her premium membership here?
You and I both know he'd never make an announcement like that, you see, unlike you, he tells the truth.
As for the tiny little panties, I can't vouch for him one way or the other, but when you are defending justice, the element of surprise is always a key factor. If I happened to be wrong-doing justice, I'd sure be surprised if it's avenger was wearing man-panties.
Go find yourself a sugar-daddy, you think Flea pays for her premium membership here?
Lest you think I'm a cheap *****, he buys me supersized McDonald's meals, as well.
Well Thundra, you will (not) be deeply missed. Hopefully you will continue to post here. We'll just have to go without your avatars, and that's not much of a loss.
Of course, the whoring option is always a viable one.
Of course, the whoring option is always a viable one.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Why is it that genius is never understood?
No thundra we understand genius but your not even close, so we dont understand YOU.
trunksbrando wrote:
No thundra we understand genius but your not even close, so we dont understand YOU.
And you would know all about that, wouldn't you, Trunks?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Wow Thundra, how low we have fallen. And by "we" I mean you.
Where is DK? You need some cheering up.
Where is DK? You need some cheering up.
thats fine her loyal sock puppet will come to her/my aid.
NOOOOOOO, thundra, you cant leave? Who will save us from the Queen?
Katie/Thundra
NOOOOOOO, thundra, you cant leave? Who will save us from the Queen?
Katie/Thundra
WTF is with the "Katie/Thundra" thing? Did I miss something buried deep in one of those "Smash says republicans suck" threads?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
no, katie is just reusing a shtick that was already long played out by totem and mren.
in short, she is being a moron.
in short, she is being a moron.
Sigh. I suppose defending Thundra after Skeet's suggestion would just make any statement by me a wasted irony, but...
If she goes, *I* go!
Yeah, that'll show em... (imagine a wry smily face here)
--DK
If she goes, *I* go!
Yeah, that'll show em... (imagine a wry smily face here)
--DK
Are you so sure hippo baby?
I, for one, require additional convincing.
Ouch Thundra, I like.
Backstabber looks so nice on you.
Backstabber looks so nice on you.
I am talking to myself now??
Katie/Thundra
Katie/Thundra
Yes. Yes, we are.
So now you've reduced to accepting Katie as your puppet because I said you hadn't?
How spiteful can you get?
How spiteful can you get?
I've always accepted Katie. She is me, isnt she?
Katie/Thundra
Katie/Thundra
You really never noticed how alike she was to me? I thought you being the queen would have noticed. We both need and crave attention.
Katie/Thundra
Katie/Thundra
I can't believe I actually think more of Katie than Thundra now. I should go check my temperature...
Edited, Wed Apr 14 08:27:04 2004 by Atomicflea
Edited, Wed Apr 14 08:27:04 2004 by Atomicflea
*sighs in disdain* katie... no. just no.
Welcome to October 2003, Katie.
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Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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