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I'll be in LA, again, for most of May.Follow
Send me a PM or whatever if you want an autograph while I'm there.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Ahhh beautiful LA, the city where you can see the air.
Sigh, wish I could get to LA afraid of what I might find though, afraid I might be disappointed if I actually met you. On this board you have a larger then life persona in person I am afraid you would be well ordinary.
Edit-- deal is still on though if you come to Phoenix first lapdance is on me.
Edited, Tue Apr 13 04:15:57 2004 by flishtaco
Edit-- deal is still on though if you come to Phoenix first lapdance is on me.
Edited, Tue Apr 13 04:15:57 2004 by flishtaco
I'll meet you in Vegas. That's halfway between
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I kinda like that idea, if you can handle the idea of meeting me (I realize you just realized I exist) the first lap dance is on me.
And by on me I mean I get the first one.
Edited, Tue Apr 13 04:35:37 2004 by GitSlayer
And by on me I mean I get the first one.
Edited, Tue Apr 13 04:35:37 2004 by GitSlayer
I'm going to L.A. in May too! Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Come on up to Minnesota, Smash. I know a fair number of correctly inclined political thinkers who would love to get you drunk and leave you in a dark alley some where. :)
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I know a fair number of correctly inclined political thinkers who would love to get you drunk and leave you in a dark alley some where. :)
I'm fairly confident i could kick the *** of any random mob in Minnesota. I've seen the Vikings play.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I don't think most of the Vikings are native Minnesotans, so that doesn't count.
But they have big nasty pointy teeth.
Mobeius--don't tell me *you* live in godforsaken state as well?
--DK
--DK
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I'll meet you in Vegas. That's halfway between
Wish I could but got car insurance and tags this month gonna leave me a bit strapped for a road trip
Come on, it's only like a 5 hour drive.
Plus there's legal whores just down the street!
Plus there's legal whores just down the street!
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I'll find you this time, as[/i]shole.
The 7th, 8th, 9th, or the 17th would be the most convenient dates for me.
But really, I don't think it will take more than an hour or two to become bored with you. On the other hand, should we fall in love and you decide you want our lovemaking to never come to an end, it's good to know when I'm available.
Hopefully one of these dates would be good for Totem. I can re-arrange some things if need be.
Are any of the dates mentioned above (which are subject to change without notice) acceptable?
And where abouts in LA will you be? I'll call and reserve a honeymoon suite.
How 'bout lunch?
[i]Edited, Wed Apr 14 00:30:09 2004 by Thundra
The 7th, 8th, 9th, or the 17th would be the most convenient dates for me.
But really, I don't think it will take more than an hour or two to become bored with you. On the other hand, should we fall in love and you decide you want our lovemaking to never come to an end, it's good to know when I'm available.
Hopefully one of these dates would be good for Totem. I can re-arrange some things if need be.
Are any of the dates mentioned above (which are subject to change without notice) acceptable?
And where abouts in LA will you be? I'll call and reserve a honeymoon suite.
How 'bout lunch?
[i]Edited, Wed Apr 14 00:30:09 2004 by Thundra
I don't have too much planned. I'll probably drive to Vegas some weekend to play poker when I get frsutrated with the CA poker clubs, but I haven't figured out when that'll be yet. I'll be in W. Hollywood again. On Fairfax, actually. You could just walk up and down Fairfax screaming my name and I'd find you.
I can't imagine it'll take a whole hour to be bored with me. It's not like I'll be running around slapping little boys in the face with my *****.
Unless it's a Wednesday.
I can't imagine it'll take a whole hour to be bored with me. It's not like I'll be running around slapping little boys in the face with my *****.
Unless it's a Wednesday.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I still say you come down to Apple Valley and buy me and my friends booze. we've been unable to get anyone to buy it for us for the last 5 weekends so we've been stuck with this crappy "canadian" whiskey (which, oddly, is manufactured in kentucky). 1.5 liters for 8 bucks or something rediculous like that.
One, I don't know where Apple Valley is. Two I'd cut off my left nut and flambe it in Brandy and eat it with a bloody **** chaser before I'd buy you alchohol.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Mobeius--don't tell me *you* live in godforsaken state as well?
Absolutely. I am part of the influx of correct thinking people who helped make the Great State of Minnesota a battleground state. It's like the Israeli settlement program. We get free **** if we move to democratic strongholds and turn the tide.
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We get free **** if we move to democratic strongholds and turn the tide.
You people voted for a Professional Wrestler, I think both campaigns just ignore your eight electoral votes and focus on states that matter. Like Ohio.
Disclaimer:
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Actually been to Vegas one time, when I was 18 was so nervous about getting kicked out of the casino I wouldnt drink while I lost like 300 bucks, one thing I learned for sure though is the damn whorehouses that Nevada is famous for are like an hour and a half outside of Vegas to the nearest one <sigh>
Will have to see what my finances look like next month if my roomate (read sister who I feel bad for) actually kicks in some dough I might be up for it but realistically have to think that I wont be able to attend.
Will have to see what my finances look like next month if my roomate (read sister who I feel bad for) actually kicks in some dough I might be up for it but realistically have to think that I wont be able to attend.
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