Jokes of the day 4-12-04Follow

Q: Why is Easter an Alzheimer’s patient’s favorite holiday?

A: He can hide his own eggs.

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Giving Is Receiving
A wife arrives home after a business trip and finds her husband in bed with a gorgeous coed. Just as the wife is about to storm out of the house, the husband says, “Before you leave you should know exactly how this came about. This afternoon Julie here rang our doorbell and asked for clothing donations for a charity. I gave her those shoes you no longer wear. I rummaged around and found that birthday sweater you hate and all the suits you claim don’t fit you anymore. So I donated them too. Then she asked, ‘Is there anything else that your wife doesn’t use anymore?’ So, here we are.”

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Coast to Coast
A married couple were asleep when the phone rang at 2 in the morning. The wife picked up the phone, listened a moment and said, “How should I know, that’s 200 miles from here!” and hung up.

“Who was that?” asks the husband.

“I don’t know, some woman wanting to know if the coast is clear.”