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#1 Apr 12 2004 at 3:24 AM Rating: Decent
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http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story2&u=/040411/ids_photos_ts/r3179439946.jpg&e=12&ncid=633

Stangely turned on by Bush's dauther. She cleary needs a spanking from the right 30 year old liberal nutcase. I'm not saying ME. Just someone.


Edited, Mon Apr 12 04:22:55 2004 by Smasharoo
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#2 Apr 12 2004 at 3:35 AM Rating: Default
wtf is she wearing???
#3 Apr 12 2004 at 3:39 AM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, I don't know. Some sort of green and white table cloth looks like.

All I know is everything about that picture says "Rich girl looking to get back at her Republican parents" to me. Which naturally brings back memories of very girl I dated at Harvard.

Memories...
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#4 Apr 12 2004 at 3:40 AM Rating: Good
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Damn she is kinda cute. See, this is a perfect example where makin her a redhead would make it ideal. 'scuse me I ran out of tissues.
#5 Apr 12 2004 at 3:43 AM Rating: Decent
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Looks a lot like my wife, actually, about five years younger.

Of course my wife dresses like Jennene Garofolo, so it's not *quite* the same I guess.
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#6 Apr 12 2004 at 3:49 AM Rating: Good
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Don't take this the wrong way Smash but Jennene Garofolo is starting to seriously look like a washed out Goth trying desperatly to not become main stream.
#7 Apr 12 2004 at 5:00 AM Rating: Decent
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My wife doens't look like her. Just dresses like her.
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#8 Apr 12 2004 at 7:28 AM Rating: Excellent
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Damn. Sometimes I forget God made people that pale. For crying out loud, get a tan, STAT!!!

Smash, it wouldn't freak you out that she looks like her father?

Not work-safe if you're worried about perhaps gaining, and then losing, your chubby.
#9 Apr 12 2004 at 8:27 AM Rating: Decent


I'd f*ck her...
#10 Apr 12 2004 at 9:39 AM Rating: Decent
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can't you just wait for one or both of them to follow in the Bush family tradition and drive drunk, getting DWI'S??????

mmmm, yeah, I know I AM!
(Sarcasim ON!)
#11 Apr 12 2004 at 9:44 AM Rating: Good
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One of my favorite Onion one-liners remains: "Jenna Bush's Federally Protected Wetlands Now Open For Public Drilling" Smiley: laugh

Since Smash already has a significant other, I'm willing to volunteer to act in his stead.
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#12 Apr 12 2004 at 10:38 AM Rating: Good
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/Texas accent on

"Goddaimmm you Smash, get them fingers out of me undies"


You still owe us a pic of your wife, you slacker.
#13 Apr 12 2004 at 10:49 AM Rating: Good
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Hey, atleast Bush's daughter is prettier than Chelsea Clinton. Woof woof!

Go for it, Smash.
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#14 Apr 12 2004 at 11:26 AM Rating: Decent
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Smash, it wouldn't freak you out that she looks like her father?
Hear hear!

Apparently once there are breasts involved, the face is immaterial even though she does, in fact, look like GWB.

(shudder)
#15 Apr 12 2004 at 12:57 PM Rating: Good
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trunksbrando wrote:
I'd f*ck her...


Trunks, you're what? 16 years old? No, sh*t you'd try to f*ck her, Obvious Child. However, you'd need to keep from blowing your stack after 30 seconds to truly claim it as a "f*ck".

Another worthwhile and educational post by Trunks. Keep 'em coming, Tiger (no pun intended).

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#16 Apr 12 2004 at 1:21 PM Rating: Decent

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However, you'd need to keep from blowing your stack after 30 seconds to truly claim it as a "f*ck".


Ok thanks for your advice Tare.
#17 Apr 12 2004 at 1:25 PM Rating: Good
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Go get 'em, Shorty.

Smiley: wink2

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#18 Apr 12 2004 at 1:28 PM Rating: Decent


oh that was mean Tare, im not short im 6'0 feet tall....
#19 Apr 12 2004 at 1:31 PM Rating: Default
hmm.. something tells me she wasnt talking about how tall you are trux....
#20 Apr 12 2004 at 1:35 PM Rating: Good
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It loses the beauty in translation.

Bah.

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#21 Apr 12 2004 at 1:36 PM Rating: Decent
yes i know what she was talking about Katie
#22 Apr 12 2004 at 1:38 PM Rating: Default
just checking, you tend to put off this air of naivety. Really quite adorable..
#23 Apr 12 2004 at 1:40 PM Rating: Decent
lol um thanks I think?
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Katie and Trunks, sittin' in a tree
K-I-S-S-I-N-G!
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#25 Apr 12 2004 at 1:44 PM Rating: Decent
You shut the f*ck up right now!

(damn i knew someone was gonna post that)
#26 Apr 12 2004 at 1:59 PM Rating: Default
I prefer my men older, with jobs, out of their parents home, and more than willing to spoil me.
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