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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
I saw this, omg. I laughed so hard, but those poor little kids.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
I heard this on the news the other night. I laughed so hard I almost crashed my car.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Oh dear that is just sick and perverted!! And Mel's movie sux too!!
All those poor little kids being forced to watch it, traumatised forever.
All those poor little kids being forced to watch it, traumatised forever.
Some people should not be permitted to leave their homes.
The person that wrote this "performance" needs to be publicly flogged, I'm sure it would be vastly more entertaining.
Next year: Santa shows us how Baby Jesus was made ...
The person that wrote this "performance" needs to be publicly flogged, I'm sure it would be vastly more entertaining.
Next year: Santa shows us how Baby Jesus was made ...
Actually I think it's probably much more in keeping with the ideals of Christians. I mean there's no Easter Bunny in the Bible, right? That's just the corrupting and commercialization of a religious holiday.
I think there should be MORE emphasis by Christians on bloody beatings of their symbolic leader. I know when I was seeing "Passion" for the second time and cheering "Yeah! Beat that stuck up cult mutherfuker!" I was having a lot more fun than I would have watching the chariot race from Ben Hur.
I think there should be MORE emphasis by Christians on bloody beatings of their symbolic leader. I know when I was seeing "Passion" for the second time and cheering "Yeah! Beat that stuck up cult mutherfuker!" I was having a lot more fun than I would have watching the chariot race from Ben Hur.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Bah...like it all really matters. Easter is yet another Christian Church Propaganda Holiday to cover up a pagan sabbat.
If you really want to know about it, just copy and paste this link. (Sorry, since I don't have premium yet, I can't make a link.)
www.witchvox.com/holidays/beltaine/beltaine_story.html
Edited, Sun Apr 11 16:08:43 2004 by psychojester
If you really want to know about it, just copy and paste this link. (Sorry, since I don't have premium yet, I can't make a link.)
www.witchvox.com/holidays/beltaine/beltaine_story.html
Edited, Sun Apr 11 16:08:43 2004 by psychojester
in order to make a link, use the url tags.
[url=www.google.com]Like this[/url]
[url=www.google.com]Like this[/url]
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I've tried making links before. A link comes up, but as www.banned.com, or some crap like that. If I'm not mistaken, I read somewhere before you have to have premium membership to make links.
Johnny likes to sing and dance, Johnny likes to poopoo pants, Johnny likes to go to France, Johnny likes to poopoo pants.
Poopoo in the pants, man, poopoo in the pants.
Poopoo in the pants, man, poopoo in the pants.
psychojester wrote:
I've tried making links before. A link comes up, but as www.banned.com, or some crap like that. If I'm not mistaken, I read somewhere before you have to have premium membership to make links.
No dumbass, it only shows up as banned if you try to post an 0utwarz or kingzofcaos or similar link
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No dumbass,...
Goddamn...No need to be f*cking rude about. I never said I knew everything.
Gad, these pagans are getting as bad about recruiting as the jehova's witless people.
The "My way is THE way" crowd grows ever larger, being different only in the "style" of the recruitment. "Sheep, follow me please, this way please."
The "My way is THE way" crowd grows ever larger, being different only in the "style" of the recruitment. "Sheep, follow me please, this way please."
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"Sheep, follow me please, this way please"
You're confused, they ARE the sheep. It's more akin to:
"Come here, look at this great thing I've discovered!!" and then they lead you to a pile of **** somwhere.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Um, in case anyone was under a misapprehension that my link was an attempt at recruitment, I was just sharing a pleasant story.
I like bunnies.
I like bunnies.
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Um, in case anyone was under a misapprehension that my link was an attempt at recruitment, I was just sharing a pleasant story.
Nah, it was the guy that posted after you who:
1)Couldn't master linking the same web site you did.
2)Made an editorial comment on how silly Chrisanity is, presumibly before casting a spell that would get him more beer tonight.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
The coloured eggs thing was originally a German tradition. Children waited for the arrival of Oschter Haws, a rabbit who laid coloured eggs in nests. It was this German tradition that popularized the *Easter Bunny* in America, when introduced by the German settlers in Pennsylvania.
And from the US, the Easter Bunny spread out all over the world, as bunnies are known to do.
Someone hand me that new virus please
And from the US, the Easter Bunny spread out all over the world, as bunnies are known to do.
Someone hand me that new virus please
No ****?
Where did the hiding them part come from?
Where did the hiding them part come from?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
Well the kids had to *discover* the eggs on Easter morning, so I guess someone hid em huh?
Or am I missing some subtle sarcastic nuance there
Or am I missing some subtle sarcastic nuance there
No, I was serious. I mean would htey wake up and just find eggs hidden about the house?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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...an Easter show with actors whipping the Easter bunny and breaking eggs....and also portrayed a drunken man and a self-mutilating woman...
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"The program was for all ages, not just the kids...'' Bickerton said.
I wonder if he said that with a straight face.
They're not clear on what the drunk and the self mutulating woman were doing. "Self mutilating" is kind of vague too. Could be anything from scratching herself hard to sewing her labia up with colored shoelaces.
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
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Gad, these pagans
Smash, if you read the myth I linked to, it gives one explanation why the rabbits hide (and color) the eggs.
Sorry Yanari, wasn't you I was accusing of recruiting.
And I don't object to pagans or Christians or anyone else as long as they aren't slinging the faith. Just thought it was funny that those two groups have recruitment in common.
It is easy to believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa, because I have proof, since it is me, so I consider that pretty compelling evidence, though other families might have a slightly different take on the matter, and could also probably offer proof.
BTW no one pointed out the "witless" vs. "witness" name change, which was mean, but I am letting stand.
And I don't object to pagans or Christians or anyone else as long as they aren't slinging the faith. Just thought it was funny that those two groups have recruitment in common.
It is easy to believe in the Easter Bunny and Santa, because I have proof, since it is me, so I consider that pretty compelling evidence, though other families might have a slightly different take on the matter, and could also probably offer proof.
BTW no one pointed out the "witless" vs. "witness" name change, which was mean, but I am letting stand.
In place of the bunny, in France parents say the Easter Bell comes and sort of "rings out" candy and little toys for children. It apparently flys from Rome around France ringing out stuff all night.
One of my friends in college said his parents celebrated Easter every year by eating rabbit. Although they did this to thumb their noses at the convention, it is unintentionally similar to doing exactly what Jesus is said to have commanded/suggested.
Growing up, our family cat would catch young wild rabbits in Springtime, frequently. My younger sisters would persuade me to go corral the cat and "save the Easter bunny". So I would end up with a few scratches and the cat would just stalk around the house for like 30 min until someone let him out again. In all likelyhood he would catch the same rabbit over again.
One of my friends in college said his parents celebrated Easter every year by eating rabbit. Although they did this to thumb their noses at the convention, it is unintentionally similar to doing exactly what Jesus is said to have commanded/suggested.
Growing up, our family cat would catch young wild rabbits in Springtime, frequently. My younger sisters would persuade me to go corral the cat and "save the Easter bunny". So I would end up with a few scratches and the cat would just stalk around the house for like 30 min until someone let him out again. In all likelyhood he would catch the same rabbit over again.
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