Funniest thing about 9-11?Follow

We all know tragedies are hilarious, please share you stories about the WTC tickling your funny bone.

When I was a Sophomore in high school I took a natural science class, I figured it would be a fun class learning about fish species and things of that sort, it turned out to be a ****** *** class learning about "How people who litter deserved to be *** raped by Smokey the bear" So I continued going to this class taunting all the idiots who taught if they accidentally stepped on a small rodent the entire ecosystem would be disrupted and they would die of hunger right then.

So about a month after 9-11 I was sitting in class watching a movie about how we shouldn’t litter, I forget why not. As a visual aid in this class they employed the WTC, they explained how in less then a year both of the towers of the WTC would be filled completely by all the little produced by the US. The visual showed the WTC's being filled up by paper, as an added visual when the paper reached the tops of the WTC and the roofs of the towers burst, spewing papers all over.

I couldn’t help myself, I busted up laughing right there. After class the teach took me aside and explained he never wanted to see me in that class again. So I just stopped showing up for the last month or so of that class, teacher gave me an A also.

I hereby declare WAR on commando donkeys!

We'll get those As[b][/b]s's!

Shortly after 9/11 I was taking a leisurely Sunday drive up near Albany. As I was headed back down the Thruway I noticed a jet contrail in the sky, that went one direction then sharply veered off in another direction. There was another contrail, older, fainter, with the same directional pattern. This took my interest, and I started scanning the sky for other signs of aircraft. When I looked into the rearview mirror, I saw a single skyscraper looming up from Albany. My first thought was "Yeah, I could hit that with an airplane."

That became my benchmark for city size. If it has any buildings tall enough to hit cleanly with an airliner, then it is a "large" city.

Funniest thing was Bush hiding the whole day and then saying "We won't be afriad!" the next day.

Gore was a private citizen that day, what he did is irrelevant. Bush was the President of the United States, and when it was determined that his country was under attack... HE HID. He left it up to the mayor of New York City to take things in hand and control the situation. Nice job by Rudy, typical behavior from George.

So let's not turn this into one of THOSE revisionist history threads that somehow attempt to glorify bad behavior.