I don't think I'm using it the right way...
"Lip protectant/External Analgesic"
"Apply and massage thoroughly."
"Avoid contact with eyes"
"KEEP OUT OF CHILDREN'S REACH"
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So which of these directions do you have trouble with?
Hehe he said "****"
Hehe he said "****"
What I'm saying is I've been using it for chapped lips because Spring seems to have forgotten the DC area.
Comments and directions on the tube make me think it's for other purposes.
Heck, I did almost brush my teeth with butt-cream this weekend, seeing as how it was right next to the tooth-paste. Thanks to a little heads-up from Flea it was avoided though.
Just proves that deep down people are nice, how funny of a story would that be if she didn't let me know and then posted about it here?
Comments and directions on the tube make me think it's for other purposes.
Heck, I did almost brush my teeth with butt-cream this weekend, seeing as how it was right next to the tooth-paste. Thanks to a little heads-up from Flea it was avoided though.
Just proves that deep down people are nice, how funny of a story would that be if she didn't let me know and then posted about it here?
Skeeter the Charming wrote:
Heck, I did almost brush my teeth with butt-cream this weekend, seeing as how it was right next to the tooth-paste.
Maybe you want to tell us what "butt-cream" was doing beside your toothpaste, or am I being too forward?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
No, you vile, vile person you.
If you must know, I was visiting Fleas Brother and his family in VA Beach, they have two kids, and little kids get this thing called diaper rashes.
So, long story short... Yeah, I have pinworms.
Edited, Tue Apr 6 15:49:32 2004 by Skeeter
If you must know, I was visiting Fleas Brother and his family in VA Beach, they have two kids, and little kids get this thing called diaper rashes.
So, long story short... Yeah, I have pinworms.
Edited, Tue Apr 6 15:49:32 2004 by Skeeter
Well, I bet a lot of Mexicans have pinworms. You should start a support group. 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Sure, I see through your little evil plot. Get us all into the same room, then gas us, taking care of the Mexican problem AND the pinworm problem.
No way, Jose. Me and my pinworms are runnin' for the border baby! Since I'm already in USA, that means I'm taking the burrito train up to Canada! Free health care for all Mexi-CANs!!
You guys have a cure for pinworms yet??
No way, Jose. Me and my pinworms are runnin' for the border baby! Since I'm already in USA, that means I'm taking the burrito train up to Canada! Free health care for all Mexi-CANs!!
You guys have a cure for pinworms yet??
Yeah, we just put you outside in -40 degree weather and freeze those bastards out. Yay!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Mmmm, pinworm-cicles.
Have any fudge topping? Oh wait, they come with that already don't they?
Have any fudge topping? Oh wait, they come with that already don't they?
Oh sure, fudge topping...with the occasional bit of nugget...I mean nougat. It's great!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Bring pleny of toilet-paper.. err.. I mean napkins. It gets quite messy.
Geez, Skeeter, why is it always d1cks, farts and bumholes with you?
Try and have serious discussion look what happens.
LOL!
Try and have serious discussion look what happens.
LOL!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I cater to my audience, and you're all a bunch of as[b][/b]sholes!
It was this stuff.
My first assumption would have been KY.
Heh heh. I said ***.
Heh heh. I said ***.
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