Some ******** stole my pencil!!!Follow

Did you ever have a pencil that was just perfect? Wrote perfectly, was the perfect size so your lead won't break, and for some reason you seem incapable of loosing it like all other pencils.

My pencil was beautiful, it was a Staedtler Mechanical Drafting pencil .5 lead, it came in a set I got from a friend for my 17th birthday. The damn thing was indestructible also, I have accidentally rolled over it, had it spend days at the bottom of my book bag getting smashed, a few times I have even fallen with all my weight onto the thing and EVERY damn time it worked perfectly.

I had it for a year and a half, never had a problem with it, never had it go missing for more then a week before it magically turned up again, on the flip side I have bought 20 sharpies in the last two years and I will be damned if I can locate one of them.

It was my lucky pencil, I have been using it almost exclusively for a year and a half and only had to replace the lead twice, like I said it responds perfectly to how hard I press when I write. It's brothers that came with it are all @#%$, the .3 lead breaks every 5 seconds and the .7 lead is to thick and my letters all blend together when I write (I write small).

My wonderful life of pencil bliss came to a crashing halt yesterday when somebody at the library decided THEY wanted a lucky pencil and would do anything to get it.

I had gone to shelve a book and grab another on making topography maps. When I left my pencil sitting with my bag of stuff, when I returned, it was gone, vanished, I searched everywhere in a 5 foot radius of where I was sitting. I emptied all the garbage out of my bag, I retraced my steps a hundred times. But it was all for not, the pencil is gone, lost forever to some piece of @#%$ @#%$ who will NEVER appreciate the perfection of that pencil. Even if I thought it was going to a good home I wouldn’t be as sad, but I know it is retting in some @#%$ heads ear at this very moment.

I suppose I will end up purchasing another, because no other pencil will do, but damn it, I miss MY pencil.
*Sheds a single tear*

first your van and now your pencil? what did you do to deserve all of this?

hey mrens i lost my pencil to, i looked in my locker and binder but it isnt there, its gone forever.... DAMN!

Lol, Angry, that made me snort coffee out my nose.

Totem

Do you at least still have your red stapler?





ps. trunks and jonwin, next time you think you have something funny to say, and are thinking about posting it, don't. Send it to me in an email or something so I can tell you that it sucks, which would lead to you looking like less of a moron. Skeeter@allakhazam.com , seriously.

Mechanical Pencils suck, have the balls to use ink pen or the flair to use a wooden pencil.

Unlike you, not everyone is on the rag all the time.

By the way, you misquoted me.

I called you a pus[b][/b]sy, not a @#%^!.



Edited, Mon Apr 5 23:03:35 2004 by Skeeter

Quit your whining you insipid sack of ****.

I do not use the rating system, its only purpose appears to be to assuage the anger of those who dislike you. I did not reply to your posts as I assumed your meaningless drivel was more of your post score bloating. I enjoy, entirely to much, the art of flaming to ignore a real chance to get stuck in. In case you are not paying attention: pretending to not get the joke and asking stupid questions about about said joke rates a roll of my eyes but not the waste of my time to respond to it.

Uh, sure ok... I wrote:



you respond with the astoundingly astute...



and then follow with...



...both of which, I would like to add for the record, immediatly follow my post, without anyone elses post, and are in response to me, and then you proceed to roll on the floor and have your frenzied little fit post...



I would like to point out the bold words. They emphisise you were responding to a previous post. True you may have wanted to include Jonwin and that other idiot but unless you expressly point them out one can only assume you are responding to the last person to smack you around like a pimp with a ten dollar *****.

Moron

Your little love note was 6 posts before mine, I can only assume when you attack someone without a name you are doing so to the last person who posted. Stop makin' **** up and admit yur crazy 'ause your hurting my head

Edited, Wed Apr 7 00:15:24 2004 by GitSlayer

Yea I noticed and corrected, thanks for caring.

Wow some one gives a **** about the rating system? How sad. "Hi I was beat to often as a child and now I have no way to gague my own self worth except by random people on a message board, like me...please"

Edited, Wed Apr 7 04:01:20 2004 by Mrens