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#1 Apr 02 2004 at 2:26 PM Rating: Decent

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Fake your own abduction! You'll get national headlines, and probably a law named after you if you pull it off!

http://www.boston.com/dailynews/093/nation/Police_cite_contradictions_in_:.shtml

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#2 Apr 02 2004 at 2:32 PM Rating: Decent

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lol yeah i saw this on the news like 2 days ago, though i dont think they had suspected her to had fake it yet, what a sick ***** if she did.

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#3 Apr 02 2004 at 5:50 PM Rating: Decent

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Seiler told police her abductor used duct tape, rope and a knife against her.

But Wray said police obtained videotape of Seiler buying some of those items at a local store weeks earlier.

She also used her computer to search Web sites for information on Madison parks and the extended weather forecast, suggesting she had planned her disappearance, Wray said.

Now this is just a guess on my part, but I'd say little Audrey needs some serious time in a padded cell.

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