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Where I demand that Smasharoo aplogize to me.

Go on, I'm waiting.







I'm still waiting!





10 to 1 odds says he responds with *** fully clenched. 5 to 1 odds says he explains why I'm not worth responding to. 20 to 1 odds says he uses bold print.

Edited, Thu Apr 1 17:09:59 2004 by Thundra

I think your sattelite's been blocked. I can't see anything but static where your avatar should be. ;) I've tried adjusting the rabbit ears, but it didn't work. Must be on your end.

Flea, I'm sorry for bringing sunshine into your life. It'll never happen again. I promise. You too, Thundra. Skeeter, you can go sit on a tack.

/sorrowfully goes to stand in the corner

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What would you throw then, Skeet? Curveballs? Sliders? High and inside heat? I imagine "change-ups" are a given, though the rare knuckleball might be kinda exciting. Would you accept signs from me? If I sent you two fingers on the outside would you shake it off and ask for another? I just wanna know in advance...

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Jesus hates it when you make me wait, Smash.

Make no mistake, I will continue to bump this thread until, well... until I lose interest, goddamit!

He hurt my feelings. Specifically, he called me a 'Disaffected Westerner'.

In the immortal words of The Rock, who was parroting Allakhazam, this will not stand.

I dont think hes gonna apologize.....

So wait, is Smash the new Thundra, and Thundra the new KRSkeet?

Just askin' is all.

Lol, whoops, my Mozilla crashed so I posted under IE, I forgot to log on as me.

If I meant the "new skeet" I would have said Skeeter, and not KRSkeet.

Why do you ask questions that you know the answers to?

Oh, and feel free to stick her where ever you'd like on your list (just make sure that the number after her is ready and waiting, because I have a good feeling that she won't be showing up).

Post count buffer. Nothing to see here.

Edited, Mon Apr 5 16:46:03 2004 by TwiztidSamurai

Initially, I would have agreed. But then I got to thinking...

Habitually proffering serious responses to comments clearly made in jest is an indication of insecurity. I know about insecurity, I plagiarized the person that wrote the book.

Flea may find your insecurity endearing now, maybe even charming, but nothing lasts. Such is the nature of existence.

Ponder this Skeeter, for every 10 compliments you pay her, whether they revolve around the magnificence which is her *** or her winning personality, how many compliments does she pay you in return?

I would compare your relationship to that between a boy and his dog. Dogs, being the noble creature they are, are the only species on the planet which is capable of loving another creature (the boy, in this case) more than it loves itself. And the boy, though he might soak his mother's apron with tears after having found the dog's intestines strewn about the street, probably wouldn't think twice about replacing the mangy old mutt with a cute little puppy mere minutes after burying his faithful canine companion in his back yard; put to rest in an old VCR box, cold stiff corpse wrapped lovingly in a few oil-soaked rags.

I don't want you to take the above advice the wrong way. I just want to stress the importance of not playing in the street.

At the very least, you can take comfort in my calling you 'Noble'. So really, if you think about it, this was a compliment. Sure, it was only one compliment, but that's more than you've ever gotten from Miss Flea.

Flea, I think I can fit you in May 6th. Does that work for you? Please leave your clingy boy-toy at home.

Who in the hell wraps a dead dog with oily rags and places it in an old VCR box to bury it??

My Mother is quite the animal fanatic, and living next to a very busy road as a kid, she'd find dead animals all of the time and have me bury them whether the animal was ours or not. Not once do I remember wrapping the damn thing up in oily rags and placing it in an old VCR box to bury it, heck, who in the hell buys VCRs to even have an old VCR box? Let's say I decided to buy an out of date mechanism when I have a DVD player, what kind of VCR has a box big enough to place a dog into? I suppose if it were a taco-bell dog it might fit. Why do the rags have to be oily? Do people habitually spill oil and swab it up with rags? I used to work in an auto shop and when there was an oil spill, we'd put cat litter on it, let it soak up, then scrub it away. Unless you meant body oils, but in that case, I usually just take a shower, no need for rags to wipe that oil off, though, with your "list" so numerous, I can see how you wouldn't have time to shower in between disappointments.





Edited, Mon Apr 5 20:32:38 2004 by Skeeter

Awww, come on Thundra! This was just starting to get fun.

I want to hear your reasoning for placing dead dogs in old VCR boxes after having wrapped them in oily rags before burying them.

Is that to keep dear old "Fluffy" from becoming over-run with worms?