The following is a political mesage by the Cocoa Freedom Party, which catagorically denies any ties whatsoever to the Cocoa Jihad, especially the ties that show us to be their political action front much in the same manner that sinn fein covers for the IRA... Nope, totally different...
Top 10 reasons to switch from Coffee to Cocoa
10. increased Cocoa consumption could force the world to increase chocolate production, forcing the idiot rebels in Cote d'Iviorie to stop blowing each other up and start making with the cocoa harvesting
9. College students remember; there are no F's in Cocoa, just A's...
8. 945 out of 1036 Orthopedic surgeons agree that Cocoa is good.
7. Bill gates was drinking Cocoa when he came up with the idea to steal, er buy, Dos.
6. Keira Knightley is rumored to only date guys that drik Cooca...
5. 8 out of 10 serial mass murderer/rapists drink Coffee.
4. A recent study by a junior college student procrastinator operating on a tight deadline indicates that Coffee may in fact cause major brain cancer in 400 million Americans every 4 minutes. And leporosy in small dogs.
3. People who drink coffee are more likely to choke on coffee than people who drink Cocoa
2. According to made up statistics. people who drink Cocoa will live an average of 8 minutes longer than people who drink coffee.
1. Because I said so.
Please take a free "I drink Cocoa, yay!" sticker and our free pamphlet "How Cocoa drinking made me a multi millionaire", by Steave Florbes, and have a Cocoa day!
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I like putting Ghirardelli cocoa in my coffee.
You need a lesson in coffee diversity young man. Come to my store and I will convert you to be one the coffee lovers of the world.
The Cocoa Freedom Party is obviously trying to hide the intoxicating effects of said substance when administered with copious amounts of Carlos Premeros.
They are also masterminding an attempt to subvert the 99% of the population that cannot spell the aforementioned substance without reverting to racking their rust brain boxes.
Coffee however lifts the spirits and can be spelled at the flick of a macro.
Subversives
They are also masterminding an attempt to subvert the 99% of the population that cannot spell the aforementioned substance without reverting to racking their rust brain boxes.
Coffee however lifts the spirits and can be spelled at the flick of a macro.
Subversives
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6. Keira Knightley is rumored to only date guys that drik Cooca...
That's almost enough to convert me right there.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Cocoa? How about tea? (No not the Jack Karoack kind)
Cocoa Liberation Front (CLF) still pales beside the Tea Evangilists Association (TEA)! My favorite is "Constant Comment" mmmmmm orangie flavor...it even comes in decaf if that is your style.
Twinings English Breakfast - from England - is awesome, but the stuff you get here in the US is from North Carolina and somehow it is just not the same - at least by the time in gets out here to California it has lost something.
I bet Yanari drinks tea
But Kaolian, computer scientists all seem to drink caffine, in one form or another...your co-workers may think it odd if you don't. I knew one guy who could not program unless he had a cup of coffee (preferably Starbuck's) sitting on his desk. Didn't have to even sip the damn thing it was like a little kid with the blankie.
Cocoa Liberation Front (CLF) still pales beside the Tea Evangilists Association (TEA)! My favorite is "Constant Comment" mmmmmm orangie flavor...it even comes in decaf if that is your style.
Twinings English Breakfast - from England - is awesome, but the stuff you get here in the US is from North Carolina and somehow it is just not the same - at least by the time in gets out here to California it has lost something.
I bet Yanari drinks tea
But Kaolian, computer scientists all seem to drink caffine, in one form or another...your co-workers may think it odd if you don't. I knew one guy who could not program unless he had a cup of coffee (preferably Starbuck's) sitting on his desk. Didn't have to even sip the damn thing it was like a little kid with the blankie.
The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:
I like putting Ghirardelli cocoa in my coffee.
Good think the cat has a gun - you're putting yourself in the crossfire, Atomic.
Dear Forum-
We would like to express our sincere gratitude for this thread as we believe that this is the perfect drink for everyone. In case you are not able to obtain any cocoa however we will suggest the following alternatives:
1) Molasses
2) Melted down jolly ranchers
and/or
3) Battery Acid
If you are able to mix in a meal of gravel that is also highly suggested.
Truely Yours,
Dentists
We would like to express our sincere gratitude for this thread as we believe that this is the perfect drink for everyone. In case you are not able to obtain any cocoa however we will suggest the following alternatives:
1) Molasses
2) Melted down jolly ranchers
and/or
3) Battery Acid
If you are able to mix in a meal of gravel that is also highly suggested.
Truely Yours,
Dentists
Kao - Dont look .. just dont okay
shush.../come over here .. listen .... the real, unbeaten is Twinings Organic English Breakfast tea .. trust me, from an expert .. it has the edge, for sure, for sure good buddy - just that little extra clarity in the taste buds..there is somehting about it....
(ohh and dunked with Waitrose organic digestive biscuits,........... but i digress)
yossarian wrote:
Twinings English Breakfast - from England - is awesome, but the stuff you get here in the US is from North Carolina and somehow it is just not the same - at least by the time in gets out here to California it has lost something.
shush.../come over here .. listen .... the real, unbeaten is Twinings Organic English Breakfast tea .. trust me, from an expert .. it has the edge, for sure, for sure good buddy - just that little extra clarity in the taste buds..there is somehting about it....
(ohh and dunked with Waitrose organic digestive biscuits,........... but i digress)
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I bet Yanari drinks tea
It's a cup of coffee with cream to start the day, with a bottle of water on the side.
After lunch it's often a cup of tea (sometimes caffeinated, sometimes herbal) and a bottle of water on the side.
At home, it's mostly coffee (with a large glass of water on the side.) Our espresso machine bit the dust which is pretty terrible. My husband is an ex barrista and he makes the most heavenly espresso drinks of all types. And Flea, Ghirardelli cocoa is his choice for making those mocha beverages. Yummy!
For some reason I always have to have at least 2 beverages available at all times.
Now you know.
By the way, constant comment over ice is wonderfully refreshing on a hot summer day.
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And Flea, Ghirardelli cocoa is his choice for making those mocha beverages. Yummy!
You hold on to that there man. Hold on tight.
Consider him held 
Most popular Cocoa's in my corner of the coffee/cocoa kingdom is Mexican Spiced Cocoa, Chocolate Truffle and then White Chocolate Cocoa... but the winner of all drinks is a Caramel Leigh Ann.
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organic digestive biscuits
What the fu[b][/b]ck? Not only is English food bad enough, you even have to give it revolting names! What the hell are they, anyways?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Whatever the container size is (and why bother with less than 20 ounces), I fill it one quarter with hot chocolate (my cocoa), one quarter french vanilla cappucino, and the rest coffee. Then if I don't have to work or drive, adding a shot(or two or three or four stop stop) of Godiva chocolate liquer, which is also good over vanilla or chocolate ice cream (the Godiva not the loosely called coffee).
I think I am taking care of my own personal share of the cocoa market, I am no slacker, and want to make sure I do my part.
I think I am taking care of my own personal share of the cocoa market, I am no slacker, and want to make sure I do my part.
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Not only is English food bad enough, you even have to give it revolting names! What the hell are they, anyways?
Laxatives.
How's the store working out Stok? Lost the mortgage on Stately Stokish Manor yet or are you ready to buy a Hummer to support the economy?
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To make a long story short, I don't take any responsibility for anything I post here. It's not news, it's not truth, it's not serious. It's parody. It's satire. It's bitter. It's angsty. Your mother's a *****. You like to jack off dogs. That's right, you heard me. You like to grab that dog by the bone and rub it like a ski pole. Your dad? Gay. Your priest? Straight. **** off and let me post. It's not true, it's all in good fun. Now go away.
We are doing pretty good, growth is just a tad slower than anticipated because we ran into some marketing issues. Once our new campaign takes to the masses we should be buying the BMW Z-3 around this time next year, after we pay off the mortgage to Stok Manor. Thanks for asking though.
I like Cocoa....
I like Coffee....
hmmm cocoa and coffee!
There is one undeniable truth though...
Friends don't let friends drink starbucks!
I like Coffee....
hmmm cocoa and coffee!
There is one undeniable truth though...
Friends don't let friends drink starbucks!
Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.
Barack Obama
Laen - 105 Dru
Haam - 105 Sk
Laosha - 105 Shammy
Lutan - 105 Bard
Barack Obama
Laen - 105 Dru
Haam - 105 Sk
Laosha - 105 Shammy
Lutan - 105 Bard
Cocoa's all right, but coffee will always be my staple.
Kao, you're a blasphemer. A nice guy, but a blasphemer nonetheless.
Kao, you're a blasphemer. A nice guy, but a blasphemer nonetheless.
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Not only is English food bad enough, you even have to give it revolting names! What the hell are they, anyways?
...sigh
"organic" basicaly means they are made with ingredients which in theselves are organic. ie grown without (well thats debateable) added chemicals and ******
In theory you should be eating less chemicals and trashing the environment a tad less than would otherwise be the case.
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You poor, poor coffee drinking heathans. Mix coffee and cocoa? thaat just gives you cocoa with a bad aftertaste!
Just remember. Every time you drink coffee, a baby kitten dies. It's sad but true! Try cocoa, long acknowledged as a superior caffene delivery system!
Just remember. Every time you drink coffee, a baby kitten dies. It's sad but true! Try cocoa, long acknowledged as a superior caffene delivery system!
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Every time you drink coffee, a baby kitten dies. It's sad but true!
Not this baby kitten.
Isn't 'baby kitten' redundant? Not saying that cocoa made you do that, but some coffee may have helped you out there.
Edited, Thu Apr 1 08:24:07 2004 by Atomicflea
Lol... Drink up that cocoa... We wouldn't want to end up mas murderers now would we?
Oh and Keira I must say is (in my opinion) the Hottest girl alive...
Dark
Edited, Thu Apr 1 09:41:42 2004 by Darkplague
Oh and Keira I must say is (in my opinion) the Hottest girl alive...
Dark
Edited, Thu Apr 1 09:41:42 2004 by Darkplague
If you don't have anything nice to say, at least have the decency to be vague.
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Engaro, it's not the work "organic" that's gross. It's the term digestive biscuit.
Really, how appetizing is that?
Really, how appetizing is that?
Ok, I conseed that - id never really considered that "dunking a digestive" could maybe appear ... ever so slightly
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