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#52 Apr 02 2004 at 1:43 PM Rating: Decent
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Alleged death.

Haha.

Touche'

Alleged indeed.
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#53 Apr 02 2004 at 1:52 PM Rating: Good
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If there's not more proof of something that there is of the Easter Bunny existing then it's fairly unlikely that it's true. At least as unlikely as the Easter Bunny existing.

Christer Bunny doesn't past that test. Every other historical figure does.
Homer doesn't. But people still assume he existed and that the Illiad wasn't written by a group of people or that the Odessey wasn't produced via conspiracy.

I know, I know.. no one is worshipping Homer, etc etc. I'm just being a pain in the *** for the sake of it Smiley: grin

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I'd hate to have this destroy my oppinion of you as one of the few people on this board with any integrity at all
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#54 Apr 02 2004 at 1:58 PM Rating: Decent
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Homer doesn't. But people still assume he existed and that the Illiad wasn't written by a group of people or that the Odessey wasn't produced via conspiracy.

Not really. People who study Homer just accept the name as an entity the writings are attributed to. No one's trying to pass of an account of his life based on an elaborate fiction. If you want to accept Christer Bunny as a name that people attribute a philosophy to without any evidence of his life, death, or pardon me while I stilfe a laugh, resurection, that's fine with me.

No one's arguing that Homer existed at all. Well, not many people anyway. There's people who argue for a flat Earth too. You know, like in the Bible :)
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#55 Apr 02 2004 at 2:13 PM Rating: Good
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You're not being much fun today.
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#56 Apr 02 2004 at 2:16 PM Rating: Decent
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Yeah, damn logic!

To be honest, I really don't cre who people worship (all evidence to the contrary) but when they use their religion to attempt to manufacture facts that don't exist....well I have a real problem with that.

Things like that allow people to fly airplanes into office buildings thinking it's a good idea. Having had it PROVEN to them that it's a good idea because they're willing to accept as fact anything that comes from the mouth of someone holding a Koran or a Bible.
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#57 Apr 02 2004 at 3:23 PM Rating: Good
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I am wrong.

Whew! Hey! That wasn't so hard to say! I am wrong.

I am wrong!

I must say, my argument sucked red a$$ed baboon balls. Ya, Josephus is pretty much a worthless historical source, I'll admit it.

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#58 Apr 02 2004 at 3:56 PM Rating: Decent
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Good man. I should reward you with a GWB action figure, but that's allready in play.
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#59 Apr 02 2004 at 4:27 PM Rating: Good
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I still maintain that you need to lay off the bold tags.

Put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mr. Logical!
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#60 Apr 02 2004 at 4:35 PM Rating: Decent
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I use bold and CAPS and very rarely BOLD ITALIC CAPS becaue people have the attention spans of gnats. I figure if I post more than five words I should probably highlight the ones that sell the best so people read the words around them to see why ************************ is there all bolded.

You're probably right, though.
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    If I can show that you posted you did will you post that I was right and that you are indeed not only a gulliable moron, but one who's handed money to a con man?


    yes, show me proof I gave him money. forgive the late responses...i just installed FFXI. i never paid him crap. but I *have* given money to ministries before. mostly I give money to homeless people who look sincere.
    #63 Apr 02 2004 at 10:43 PM Rating: Good
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    You want proof? How about the Gospels? Luke was a doctor. Matthew was a tax collector. Those two professions lend themselves to detailed observations. Mark, John, and Peter all attest to witnessing his life.


    You know I love you, Totem, but erm... isn't that kinda like believing Santa Claus exists because there is a written account of the Easter Bunny having witnessed Ol' Saint Nick delivering presents?

    Sure, I realize you already responded to this point, but I'm going to pretend you didn't. It's just more interesting that way.
    #64 Apr 03 2004 at 2:53 AM Rating: Decent
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    Interesting reading Smiley: grin

    http://www.mcri.org/Shroud.html
    #65 Apr 03 2004 at 2:15 PM Rating: Decent
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    Of course it's fake. You can't have a real garment from an imaginary person.
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    #66 Apr 03 2004 at 8:54 PM Rating: Good
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    Smasharoo wrote:

    The reason people don't make this argument more ofted is that, frankly, there's no money in it. You could conclusively prove beyond any rational doubt in the world that Christ never existed...


    I hate to invoke the laws of logic here, however...logically it is impossible to prove the non existence of something.


    Edited, Sat Apr 3 21:11:14 2004 by danreynolds
    #67 Apr 04 2004 at 12:50 AM Rating: Decent
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    I hate to invoke the laws of logic here, however...logically it is impossible to prove the non existence of something.

    What does the word rational mean to you, lightning. I hate to invoke the laws of reading comprehention, but it's quite easy to prove the non-existance of something beyond **rational** doubt. Thanks for your noble effort at correcting my concept of logic though.

    Wrongheaded and ignorant as it was.

    Edit: Since you're clearly a little slow let me provide an example:

    If the Vatican revealed some documents they authenticated written in the hands of all of the authors of every book in the NEw Testament stating "Christ never existed, we created him out of whole cloth to use as a figurehead for our religion" That would pretty much prove his non-existance beyond and **rational** doubt, now wouldn't it?

    REad more carefully before you try to be cute and self righetous with me. I don't even know who you are.

    Edited, Sun Apr 4 00:52:51 2004 by Smasharoo
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    #68 Apr 04 2004 at 1:18 AM Rating: Decent
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    If the Vatican revealed some documents they authenticated written in the hands of all of the authors of every book in the NEw Testament stating "Christ never existed, we created him out of whole cloth to use as a figurehead for our religion
    Did they?
    #69 Apr 04 2004 at 1:24 AM Rating: Decent
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    Did they what?
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    #70 Apr 04 2004 at 3:02 AM Rating: Decent
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    Did the vatican reveal such documents?
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    If the Vatican revealed some documents they authenticated written in the hands of all of the authors of every book in the NEw Testament stating "Christ never existed, we created him out of whole cloth to use as a figurehead for our religion" That would pretty much prove his non-existance beyond and **rational** doubt, now wouldn't it?


    is this the same vatican that quickly scuffled away and hid accusations of reported cases of molestation? or the same vatican that used to use nuns for sexual toys? or the same vatican that had lime pits in the cellars where they would throw away children that didnt fill some religious bill of needs for the priests? yeah...there's some real substance there. you've got the power of a 1.3 watt light bulb in that arguement.

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    REad more carefully before you try to be cute and self righetous with me. I don't even know who you are.


    you act like your God's gift to the world (once again) when you're barely logics gift to the gifted. what he's simply saying is...your saying he didn't exist. thousands say he did, and plenty of evidence suggests he did. prove he didn't. you seem to be the one hard bent on proving he didn't...so prove it already. we've got the shroud, we've got the gospels, we've got testimony that could be accurate.

    so far all you've got is "smash's word"..which holds as much wieght as a generic paper towel in a rain storm.
    #72 Apr 04 2004 at 12:44 PM Rating: Good
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    I wasn't trying to be cute and self righteous. YOU posted a fallicy which anyone who has taken a high school level or higher logic or debate course knows is undefendable.

    To understand why you can't prove the non-existance of something you first have to understand the definition of proof.

    Proof is factual evidence that establishes the truth of an object. Evidence occurs when there is interaction between the object in question and it's environment.

    For example, we have proof of the existence of dinosaurs because as they interacted with thier environment they left behind tracks, markings and skeletons. This is concrete proof based on objective evidence.

    If an object does not exist, then it in no way interacts with the environment around it, and therefore leaves behind no evidence of it's existence. So the ultimate proof of non existence is the lack of evidence. However lack of evidence doesn't mean you have proof, it means you have a LACK of proof.

    Your 'example' of proof of jesus' nonexistence was disqulified as proof from the first word you used, if. Use of the word if immediately qualifies a statement as a hypothetical. A hypothetical statement by it's own definition isn't a proof of anything. It is an idea presented despite the LACK of proof for the purpose of reasoning and debate.

    I had unfortunately ASSUMED that you were intelligent enough to understand how your reasoning was flawed, and only needed a reminder to see that you made an indefensible statement. After reading your reply to me, however, I'm beginning to wonder.

    Edited, Sun Apr 4 13:59:21 2004 by danreynolds
    #73 Apr 04 2004 at 2:58 PM Rating: Decent
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    I wasn't trying to be cute and self righteous. YOU posted a fallicy which anyone who has taken a high school level or higher logic or debate course knows is undefendable.

    Nope. I didn't. Learn to read.

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    To understand why you can't prove the non-existance of something you first have to understand the definition of proof.

    Proof is factual evidence that establishes the truth of an object. Evidence occurs when there is interaction between the object in question and it's environment.

    While I appreaciate your introduction to logic "existance is a predicate" argument, it doesn't apply here. It's unfortunate that you can't diffrentiate between absolute proof and proving something to a degree of certainty but that's not my problem.

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    For example, we have proof of the existence of dinosaurs because as they interacted with thier environment they left behind tracks, markings and skeletons. This is concrete proof based on objective evidence.

    If an object does not exist, then it in no way interacts with the environment around it, and therefore leaves behind no evidence of it's existence. So the ultimate proof of non existence is the lack of evidence. However lack of evidence doesn't mean you have proof, it means you have a LACK of proof.

    Again, you're applying a rule to something where it doesn't fit. Trying to put a ***** in with a sledgehammer because the it's the only tool you have available. In your mind everything must be a nail because your only avaialable tool for debate is that sledgehammer.


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    Your 'example' of proof of jesus' nonexistence was disqulified as proof from the first word you used, if. Use of the word if immediately qualifies a statement as a hypothetical.

    And?

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    A hypothetical statement by it's own definition isn't a proof of anything. It is an idea presented despite the LACK of proof for the purpose of reasoning and debate.

    No ****, genius. If you had an IQ over 100 you'd have realized that's completely irrelevant to anything as no one was arguing that there was concrete proof of Christer Bunny's non existance beyond a rational doubt.


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    I had unfortunately ASSUMED that you were intelligent enough to understand how your reasoning was flawed, and only needed a reminder to see that you made an indefensible statement. After reading your reply to me, however, I'm beginning to wonder.

    No, you unfortunately ASSUMED that you understood what I was saying, which apparently you didn't. There's an expression "A little bit of knowledge is a dangerous thing". You're a fine example of what it means. A person learns a small degree of information about a subject and then suddenly, they've become an expert!

    A man has a car which stops going because his Transmission fails. Now every car he sees non working is caused by a failed transmission. You're that man. No one mentioned absolute proof of anything. Only proof beyond rational doubt.

    Were you capable of reading, I would have thought you would have noticed that little point in my prior post and said "Oh, yes, my mistake." But instead you proceeded to swing your newfound hammer around, ignoring the fact that there wasn't a nail in sight.

    Ignoring the fact that I clearly and cleanly pointed out where you're completely and utterly wrong in a forensic, logical, and inuitive sense. Ignoring the fact that you're clearly out of your depth here and havent the ability for considered discourse any more than a Special Oplymics participant would. Were I the person who had explained the "existance is a predicate" argument to you I'd be disgusted with myself at not intstilling even the slightest amount of intelectual rigor and critical thinking skills in you.

    You should be dissapointed in yourself, but apparently, that's not possible as you won't realize your mistake while you can still parrot concepts that don't apply.

    Don't quit the fryolator job yet, the academic comminty isn't ready for you.
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    #74 Apr 04 2004 at 3:15 PM Rating: Good
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    Smasharoo wrote:
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    The reason people don't make this argument more ofted is that, frankly, there's no money in it. You could conclusively prove beyond any rational doubt in the world that Christ never existed...


    Since your idea of point-counterpoint is to answer arguments with personal attacks about the poster's intelligence without giving any constructive ideas of your own, let's just cut to the chase.

    There's your quote at the beginning of my post. Your words, not mine. I challenge you to post this conclusive evidence beyond any rational doubt that Christ never existed. Please reference your data so that it can be properly verified.

    Oh, and I try not to attack people on a personal level, but for you I'll make an exception. If you want to sound intelligent, try learning to properly SPELL the big words before you try using them.



    Edited, Sun Apr 4 16:22:45 2004 by danreynolds
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    There's your quote at the beginning of my post. Your words, not mine. I challenge you to post this conclusive evidence beyond any rational doubt that Christ never existed. Please reference your data so that it can be properly verified.

    You complete imbicile. At no point did I or anyone, for that matter, claim that there was conclusive proof that Chrsit never existed. The point of my quote, which apparenlt every other person who read it understoood instantly with the exception of you was that were it the case that you could, belivers would simply discount it. That's why they're called "belivers" and not "researchers".

    What, exactly, is your point here? It must be that I'm just not as clever as you seeing as I haven't attended whatever community college course it is that you feel as enpowered you to comment randomlly and pointlessly on other people's conversations. What is your point?

    As to my spelling, let me point out for probably the thousandth time on this board, that I don't care about spelling and am dyslexic.

    Fortunately for me there's spell check if I decide I do care.

    Unfortunately for you there's no intelect check so I think your problem is likely the more signifigant one longer term.
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    #76 Apr 04 2004 at 4:36 PM Rating: Good
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    Why am I not surprised that you stoop to name calling when I challenge you to back up your own words with proof?

    Did you or did you not state in a previous post:

    Smasharoo wrote:
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    You could conclusively prove beyond any rational doubt in the world that Christ never existed...


    Are you accusing me of misquoting you? Did you not state that earlier? If so please provide the corrected quote and I will without hesitation apologize.

    However, that ISN'T going to happen because you did state it.

    All I'm asking is that you substantiate your assertion with evidence. Is that so hard? You apparently didn't think so when you made the statement, as "conclusively prove beyond any rational doubt" sounds pretty confident to me. Show us the evidence that gives you this confidence. You seem so sure that an "imbecile" like me is completely wrong, while you're right, so PROVE it. Give your proof for everyone to read.

    Oh, and I'm pretty sure that I remember at least one other post prior to mine asking you to give your "conclusive proof beyond a rational doubt" of the non existence of Christ. So I'm not the only one who thinks you've made that assertion apparently.

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