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#27 Mar 31 2004 at 9:19 PM Rating: Decent
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The earliest scholar I know of (and that doesn't mean much -- I'm not a scholar of ancient Rome and Jerusalem) is Josephus, a Jewish historian born c.35AD. Although a lot of his work was edited by Christian scribes later on to include details and flourished a Jewish historian wouldn't note, it's not really argued that he did originally mention Jesus as an existing, once living person.

That's fantastic. It is, however, an admitted forgery. Even Fundementalist scholars agree the Josephus texts have been heavily modified by Christian hands. Whole passages have been inserted into the histories to refrence Christ. Passages completely out of narrative and tone, inserted clumisly into otherwise gracefull passages.

Type Josephus and forgery into Google and get back to me with something that actually proves Christ ever even existed at all.

The reason people don't make this argument more ofted is that, frankly, there's no money in it. You could conclusively prove beyond any rational doubt in the world that Christ never existed...

And it wouldn't matter in the slightest.

When you're dealing with people that think men built boats and gathered every creature in the world into them to prepare for a flood that submerged the entire world, well..

Historical proof isn't a real big worry of theirs.
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#28 Mar 31 2004 at 9:21 PM Rating: Decent
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Oh, and by the way, Totem. There's several orginisations offering multiple millions of dollars for any authenticated historical proof of Christ's existance.

Be sure and cut me in for a few grand when you collect, ok?
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#29 Mar 31 2004 at 10:30 PM Rating: Decent
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I want a Shroud of Turin teatowel.
I am SO going shopping for that for you this holiday season!

You know you can get bedding too, right?
#30 Apr 01 2004 at 12:19 AM Rating: Good
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Actually, Totem, there isn't. Never has been, likely never will be. All there is are refrences to him by historians who lived, at the very least, two centuries after the alleged Jesus was alleged to have lived and alleged to have been crucified.


thats a heck of a lot closer to the dates he lived (which ironically enough establish an icon in our dating system) than you lived tough guy.

but I suppose your findings and research are an exception to every rule and cannot be mistaken for anything less than the truth. (i'm rolling my eyes right now)
#31 Apr 01 2004 at 12:27 AM Rating: Decent
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but I suppose your findings and research are an exception to every rule and cannot be mistaken for anything less than the truth. (i'm rolling my eyes right now)

Yeah, I guess the fact that THE REST OF THE WORLD agrees with me is cricumspect too. Those bastards, they're just anti-Christian.

(I'm ************ right now to a bootleg of "The Passion of the Christ" with fake blood instead of KY)
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#32 Apr 01 2004 at 12:55 AM Rating: Decent
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yeah...and "THE REST OF THE WORLD" definately agree's with you (and is even supported in your arguements). you really do live in your own little world don't you?

********** to whatever you want sicko...i never even watched the movie and personally never will. i don't agree with it.
#33 Apr 01 2004 at 1:08 AM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:

decomposition is a funny thing


Especially if it's a clown.
#34 Apr 01 2004 at 4:11 AM Rating: Decent
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decomposition is a funny thing



Especially if it's a clown.



Especially if it's a big yellow faced clown.

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#35 Apr 01 2004 at 9:40 AM Rating: Good
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Smash, you need to give the bold key a rest. You're starting to read like Stabitha. Smiley: grin
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#36 Apr 01 2004 at 9:42 AM Rating: Decent
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How else will he be able to emphasise the really important bits?

Edited, Thu Apr 1 09:44:48 2004 by Patrician
#37 Apr 01 2004 at 9:48 AM Rating: Excellent
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Best joke ever:

Q: How do you get a clown off a swing?

A: Hit it in the face with an axe!
#38 Apr 01 2004 at 10:36 AM Rating: Decent
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The main historical evidence for the excistance of christ come from one passage written by a Roman historian around 90-100AD
Flavius Josephus wrote:
" About this time there lived Jesus, a wise man, if indeed one ought to call him a man. For he was one who performed surprising deeds and was a teacher of such people as accept the truth gladly.
He won over many Jews and many of the Greeks. He was the Messiah. And when, upon the accusation of the principal men among us, Pilate had condemned him to a cross, those who had first come to love him did not cease.
He appeared to them spending a third day restored to life, for the prophets of God had foretold these things and a thousand other marvels about him. And the tribe of the Christians, so called after him, has still to this day not disappeared. "
- Jewish Antiquities, 18.3.3 §63(Based on the translation of Louis H. Feldman, The Loeb Classical Library.)
However there is a school of thought that although this one passage exsists, there is no other reference in any of the historians of the times writing quoted by Flavius, or those that refered to him in thier writings.
This sheds doubt on the passage as it could well be an addition from a later time <the quote was only refered to post 400AD> and it is unlike his other writings.

Draw your own conclusions i am sure you will.

*edit be sure to check the grammer of those you quote lol

Edited, Thu Apr 1 10:38:55 2004 by tarv
#39 Apr 01 2004 at 11:08 AM Rating: Good
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it doesn't matter. smash lived then, he saw with his own eyes otherwise, since then has done all the research possible and hey, the REST OF THE WORLD agrees with him.

what more do you need tarv?
#40 Apr 01 2004 at 11:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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it doesn't matter. smash lived then, he saw with his own eyes otherwise, since then has done all the research possible and hey, the REST OF THE WORLD agrees with him.

what more do you need tarv?
I pay scant regard to what Smash says at the best of times, but thanks for sharing that with me i feel so enlightened.
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That's the Josephus I referred to, Tarv. I had originally thought there was more to it, but then I hadn't looked at/for it since my college days.
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#42 Apr 01 2004 at 5:15 PM Rating: Decent
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Any time any of you brainwashed Chrsitian sheep want to provide a shred of evidence that your imaginary "Christ" ever existed let me know.

Untill then, I win, hahahah.

You'ren the willing ATM machines for a series of con men who milk you like complacent cows. Well done.

Nothing's funnier than seeing the mentally crippled attack me peronsally when they realize I'm CMOPLETELY AND WITHOUT QUESTION CORRECT about an argument.

I consider it the message board version of applause actually.

/bow
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You'ren the willing ATM machines for a series of con men who milk you like complacent cows
Wouldn't that require me to have stepped into a church and given money sometime in the past umpteen years? Smiley: wink
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#44 Apr 01 2004 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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for 1..your a moron

for 2...your wrong, i don't give a dime of my money to evangelists churches or any such thing.

3..your a moron

4...we don't NEED evidence, thats why faith is so wonderful. lets forget the fact that our system of dating is based on his life and other "spookey coincidences"..but yeah, your right. (i'm rolling my eyes again)

5..did i mention your a moron?

ok, so there was really only 2 points, but i guess skeeter was right. cuz callin you a moron sure was fun. so you can take your confidence in the lack of evidence you have all the way to the judgement throne. I hope you also believe you will be able to hire a lawyer then..cuz you'll need one. (but won't get one)
#45 Apr 01 2004 at 7:33 PM Rating: Decent
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for 1..your a moron

No, I'm a genius of rare proportion. Both technically, and artistically.

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for 2...your wrong, i don't give a dime of my money to evangelists churches or any such thing.

No? Did you not give money to a televangelist at the time of your "awakening and ribirth in Christ"?

Why I belive you did. You know what that means?

I'M RIGHT AGAIN!!!!

Go me, it's my birthday!

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3..your a moron

We're I moron, which as I 've previously explained is clearly incompatible with me being a GENIUS, at least I wouldn't be a dumb redundant brainwashed hick who grew up near a trailer park.

:-)

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4...we don't NEED evidence, thats why faith is so wonderful. lets forget the fact that our system of dating is based on his life and other "spookey coincidences"..but yeah, your right. (i'm rolling my eyes again)

Hahahah. Yeah, who needs evidence. The Easter Bunny, pardon me; Christ, was hopping around hiding choclate eggs in Jeruselum for years, but no one noticed or made any record of even after he was nailed to a tree for it.

I figure it was that ******* green plastic grass that got him killed, I've allways hated that ****.

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5..did i mention your a moron?

/yawn.

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ok, so there was really only 2 points, but i guess skeeter was right. cuz callin you a moron sure was fun. so you can take your confidence in the lack of evidence you have all the way to the judgement throne. I hope you also believe you will be able to hire a lawyer then..cuz you'll need one. (but won't get one)

Gee, Gomer, you know what I'll think I'll do?

**** over as many people as I possibly can, sin, sin, sin, sin, kill people, rape children, burn down churches, whatever I can possibly do to defile all that you belive in and then....

on my deathbed...

repent and ask forgiveness.

What happens then? Ding Ding Ding!!

That's RIGHT!!

I'll be standing in line next to you in Heaven waiting for my scrambled eggs or whatever it is you think happens after death.

Great religion, I can ignore it for all but the last two seconds of my life and still get all the benefits.

SWEET!
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#46 Apr 01 2004 at 8:58 PM Rating: Good
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We're I moron...


Yeah. Imagine that.

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways.



Edited, Thu Apr 1 20:57:57 2004 by Thundra
#47 Apr 02 2004 at 12:47 AM Rating: Good
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I concede that Flavius Josephus' account is controversial. I do not, however, admit that it is a complete forgery. From all appearances he was an honest-to-goodness Jewish historian co-opted for the Romans to document events for them. The question of the veracity of the details about Jesus, is, well, frankly, immaterial.

Why would that be you ask.

You ask for proof that Jesus was a person. I guess, Smasharoo, you want physical DNA, a set of dental imprints, voice print, retinal scan, and fingerprints before you accept that there was such an individual. Based on that criteria I suppose it is not a stretch to say that there is no proof that anybody walked this earth prior to incontrovertable evidence. Even then, I suppose it is possible that the 1 in bajillion chance that DNA is a match for another person negates such evidence.

You want proof? How about the Gospels? Luke was a doctor. Matthew was a tax collector. Those two professions lend themselves to detailed observations. Mark, John, and Peter all attest to witnessing his life. Now I imagine that you'd object that no one can substantiate that they were actual people, but then Socrates, Aristole, Nero, Michalangelo, Da Vinci, and every other person who doesn't pass the test for authenticity was likely a collective figment of fevered imaginations dreamed up by a group of people bent on pushing their agenda. I mean, really, how do you know the Sistene Chapel was painted by Michalangelo? Because someone said so? Bah! Can't be proven!

I believe you once accused me of demanding that you prove a negative. This, in the same way, is demanding precisely that. There is nobody around who can offer the proof you insist upon.

Look at it this way. We can't agree on history that happened five minutes ago, much less 2,000 years in the past, so your threshold for veracity is an impossible standard.

Totem

Edited, Fri Apr 2 00:48:07 2004 by Totem
#48 Apr 02 2004 at 2:14 AM Rating: Good
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crap that he said


wtf? did anyone else fall short of understanding that? I can see why you and the Mrs. have multiple homes. If I was married to someone like you'd i'd have many options to steer clear of you at all times as well. your insulting common sense just by speaking.

and btw, i never once said i gave money to anyone...especially that TV evangelist. come with facts since you don't believe in faith freak-boy.
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and btw, i never once said i gave money to anyone...especially that TV evangelist. come with facts since you don't believe in faith freak-boy.

If I can show that you posted you did will you post that I was right and that you are indeed not only a gulliable moron, but one who's handed money to a con man?
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I concede that Flavius Josephus' account is controversial. I do not, however, admit that it is a complete forgery. From all appearances he was an honest-to-goodness Jewish historian co-opted for the Romans to document events for them. The question of the veracity of the details about Jesus, is, well, frankly, immaterial.

Oh, Totem. Poor, poor Totem.

Don't let your rabid religious views color your ability to correctly view the past. It makes you look less smart than what you are reputed to be-- and that could be quite damaging to the fearsome image you have fostered among the more easily quailed and intimidated among us.

You used to be someone I could count upon to have the balls to just say "Damnit I was wrong." Not make idiotic arguments when you know you've been wrong to try and save face.

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Why would that be you ask.

You ask for proof that Jesus was a person. I guess, Smasharoo, you want physical DNA, a set of dental imprints, voice print, retinal scan, and fingerprints before you accept that there was such an individual.

Nope, I'd accept the exact same level of evidence that historians accept to confirm the existance of any historical figure. It'd be nice for you if I was looking for an unreasonable level of proof, but I'm not. I'm looking for a very simple level of proof. A single record that's not an obvious forgery to the point where even the most devout Christians admit it's unlikely to be valid.


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Based on that criteria I suppose it is not a stretch to say that there is no proof that anybody walked this earth prior to incontrovertable evidence. Even then, I suppose it is possible that the 1 in bajillion chance that DNA is a match for another person negates such evidence.

You know you're not ussually a petty ***** like this. This is what I'd expect of Gabji. Backpeadeling, changing what you've previously stated. It is because it's about the Christer Bunny? That saddens me, if your faith would make you a more petty defensive person. One would think it would be the opposite.

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You want proof?

Indeed.

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How about the Gospels?

How about them? Have you looked into historically *when* they were written, by the way? I won't take you task, but I'd recomend that you give it a shot.

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Luke was a doctor. Matthew was a tax collector. Those two professions lend themselves to detailed observations. Mark, John, and Peter all attest to witnessing his life. Now I imagine that you'd object that no one can substantiate that they were actual people, but then Socrates, Aristole, Nero, Michalangelo, Da Vinci, and every other person who doesn't pass the test for authenticity was likely a collective figment of fevered imaginations dreamed up by a group of people bent on pushing their agenda.

Aside from the fact that for all of those people there's massive amounts of documentary evidence to their existance which is completely and utterly lacking in the case of Christ.


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I mean, really, how do you know the Sistene Chapel was painted by Michalangelo? Because someone said so? Bah! Can't be proven!

Were the only people who said so people who actively worshiped Michalangelo as a God, and were there Absolutely no documentary evidence of the man ever existing at all aside from the stories of his followers written many, many years after his death...

You'd have a point. You don't though.

Just say "Ok, I was wrong." Anything else makes it appear that not only your ability to argue, but your very integrity is just thrown out the window if the Christer Bunny is involved.


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I believe you once accused me of demanding that you prove a negative. This, in the same way, is demanding precisely that. There is nobody around who can offer the proof you insist upon.

No, proving a negative would be proving that Christ didn't exist. That would be impossible. Which is great for you whacko's as regardless of how much evidence mounts that indicates %99.9999999999 that it's the case you can just ignore all of it.

See, provind that the Christer Bunny esxits would be very simple. I mean Herrod, Pilate, there's ample proof they existed. None for Christer Bunny though.


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Look at it this way. We can't agree on history that happened five minutes ago, much less 2,000 years in the past, so your threshold for veracity is an impossible standard.

No, it's not. It's in fact the verry minumum standard that one could ever accept. I like to call it the "Easter Bunny" test.

If there's not more proof of something that there is of the Easter Bunny existing then it's fairly unlikely that it's true. At least as unlikely as the Easter Bunny existing.

Christer Bunny doesn't past that test. Every other historical figure does. Gee, I wonder why that is?

Just admit that you're wrong and I'll admit that you're religion is your buisness and you can believe whatever you like without being judged by the likes of Godless Commies like me and we'll move on.

I'd hate to have this destroy my oppinion of you as one of the few people on this board with any integrity at all.
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many, many years after his death
Alleged death. Smiley: wink2
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