Alright, so I'm driving home from work today, when I remember I have to go pick up a package at the fedex depot in the middle of nowhere. So I head on over there. It's around 2:30 pm, traffic is light, and I'm making good time. Suddenly, I notice a field up ahead in the distance. In this field are a bunch of standard issue Texas pointy horn cow things. or so I thought. I was fairly far back, but I could see that they were all bunched together in groups, the brown ones together, the white and black spotted ones, the tan ones, etc. In the front was the biggest cow I have ever seen. It seemed to be gesturing animatedly at them in some strange bovine tounge. They quieted as I passed, the whole herd munching grass in unison, yet as I drove by, each and every head in that heard followed my car as I spead off into the distance. I picked up the package, then came back a few minutes later.
The cows were still there, only this time they were all mixed. eerily mixed. One tan cow, one spotted cow, one brown cow. exactly in that order, all the way back throughout the herd. The leader cow was now activly gesturing at my car with a free hoove. the cows started to move in my direction. About that time I decided it was not a good plan to stay there and showed those cows exactly what a fuel enriched V8 can do. I'm pretty sure I lost them. It's been a few hours now, with no cow sightings, yet still I wonder. Are they coming for me? are there ninja cows even now camped outside my appartment waiting for nightfall? what terror will the coming night bring?
the cows are truly not what they seem!