... where I come back from out of the past and try to pretend I never left. Where I slip right in and try to act like one of the guys. Where I hope at least one person missed me and a few groan to themselves and hope I go away again soon.
Now I sit here and wonder who the f'ck half of you are and how the f'ck the rest of you managed to figure out how to turn on a computer consistently enough to jack up your post counts (and why the f'ck wont **** work for me?).
As I peruse the threads from the last few months, bitter resentment fills my soul. Circle jerks, 1337 morons, a case of rampant unhandled lesbianism, an endless lord of gas, a mosquito that calls itself a queen and a queen that no longer has the balls to rile up the peasants? To paraphrase the 1337 morons: WTF?
Now don't get me wrong, a few of you old farts are still posting consistently. Pat still has his dry humor and the one liners down pat. Totem can still shake your hand and kidney punch you in the same post. Taco can't see past the shell of his own hubris. Jophiel is still innocuous and funny. Stok is a mindless republican. Mren hopes you will still love him after he runs you over with his verbal wheelchair. AH... well AH found girls and prosaic. Gbaji is yet synonymous for hardheaded, narrow-minded, verbal diarrhea. And Smash still wants you to know how smart and in the know he is... you know what? F'ck Smash he has never once acknowledged my existence.
The rest of you make me sick. What kind of idiots deride Tacosid, the epitome of pride, presumption and arrogance on the one hand and on the other jump on his bandwagon of contempt to sneer and slander his most beauteous accomplishment: Katie?
Speaking of Katie: I must bow to her newly found grace, wrongheaded, pigheaded grace, yet grace it still is.
I blame Thundra for this ****. I could live with the loss of the enigmatic, yet most assuredly female, knower of all that is EQ, I barely knew her. I was most pleased with the loss of the cretin that spawned "God", "Buddha" and its 101 other mindless sockpuppets. I was fine with the contrite yet frenetic boob, Thundra. What I want to know now is when did she decide to prostrate herself at the nearest street corner, spread her slutty little legs and beg every passing poster to tell her what to do? Its disgusting, its smarmy, its nauseating and its spread to the rest of you. God Damn it Thundra, smack some sense into the lot of them and show some backbone you *****.
At least you stopped with the ridiculous "Rack that" ****.
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Welcome back. Nice to know you missed us.
I forgot who you are; you're an engineer with a hot red head wife, right?
Welcome back. Now fu'ck off.
GitSlayer wrote:
... where I come back from out of the past and try to pretend I never left. Where I slip right in and try to act like one of the guys. Where I hope at least one person missed me and a few groan to themselves and hope I go away again soon.
Now I sit here and wonder who the f'ck half of you are and how the f'ck the rest of you managed to figure out how to turn on a computer consistently enough to jack up your post counts (and why the f'ck wont @#%^ work for me?).
As I peruse the threads from the last few months, bitter resentment fills my soul. Circle jerks, 1337 morons, a case of rampant unhandled lesbianism, an endless lord of gas, a mosquito that calls itself a queen and a queen that no longer has the balls to rile up the peasants? To paraphrase the 1337 morons: WTF?
Now don't get me wrong, a few of you old farts are still posting consistently. Pat still has his dry humor and the one liners down pat. Totem can still shake your hand and kidney punch you in the same post. Taco can't see past the shell of his own hubris. Jophiel is still innocuous and funny. Stok is a mindless republican. Mren hopes you will still love him after he runs you over with his verbal wheelchair. AH... well AH found girls and prosaic. Gbaji is yet synonymous for hardheaded, narrow-minded, verbal diarrhea. And Smash still wants you to know how smart and in the know he is... you know what? F'ck Smash he has never once acknowledged my existence.
The rest of you make me sick. What kind of idiots deride Tacosid, the epitome of pride, presumption and arrogance on the one hand and on the other jump on his bandwagon of contempt to sneer and slander his most beauteous accomplishment: Katie?
Speaking of Katie: I must bow to her newly found grace, wrongheaded, pigheaded grace, yet grace it still is.
I blame Thundra for this sh*t. I could live with the loss of the enigmatic, yet most assuredly female, knower of all that is EQ, I barely knew her. I was most pleased with the loss of the cretin that spawned "God", "Buddha" and its 101 other mindless sockpuppets. I was fine with the contrite yet frenetic boob, Thundra. What I want to know now is when did she decide to prostrate herself at the nearest street corner, spread her slutty little legs and beg every passing poster to tell her what to do? Its disgusting, its smarmy, its nauseating and its spread to the rest of you. God Damn it Thundra, smack some sense into the lot of them and show some backbone you *****.
At least you stopped with the ridiculous "Rack that" sh*t.
Now I sit here and wonder who the f'ck half of you are and how the f'ck the rest of you managed to figure out how to turn on a computer consistently enough to jack up your post counts (and why the f'ck wont @#%^ work for me?).
As I peruse the threads from the last few months, bitter resentment fills my soul. Circle jerks, 1337 morons, a case of rampant unhandled lesbianism, an endless lord of gas, a mosquito that calls itself a queen and a queen that no longer has the balls to rile up the peasants? To paraphrase the 1337 morons: WTF?
Now don't get me wrong, a few of you old farts are still posting consistently. Pat still has his dry humor and the one liners down pat. Totem can still shake your hand and kidney punch you in the same post. Taco can't see past the shell of his own hubris. Jophiel is still innocuous and funny. Stok is a mindless republican. Mren hopes you will still love him after he runs you over with his verbal wheelchair. AH... well AH found girls and prosaic. Gbaji is yet synonymous for hardheaded, narrow-minded, verbal diarrhea. And Smash still wants you to know how smart and in the know he is... you know what? F'ck Smash he has never once acknowledged my existence.
The rest of you make me sick. What kind of idiots deride Tacosid, the epitome of pride, presumption and arrogance on the one hand and on the other jump on his bandwagon of contempt to sneer and slander his most beauteous accomplishment: Katie?
Speaking of Katie: I must bow to her newly found grace, wrongheaded, pigheaded grace, yet grace it still is.
I blame Thundra for this sh*t. I could live with the loss of the enigmatic, yet most assuredly female, knower of all that is EQ, I barely knew her. I was most pleased with the loss of the cretin that spawned "God", "Buddha" and its 101 other mindless sockpuppets. I was fine with the contrite yet frenetic boob, Thundra. What I want to know now is when did she decide to prostrate herself at the nearest street corner, spread her slutty little legs and beg every passing poster to tell her what to do? Its disgusting, its smarmy, its nauseating and its spread to the rest of you. God Damn it Thundra, smack some sense into the lot of them and show some backbone you *****.
At least you stopped with the ridiculous "Rack that" sh*t.
RACK!!!
Trying to say fu[b][/b]ck? Only special premium members get that, sorry bud.
Actually there has been a bit of a renaissance around here, the board is more entertaining (to me at least) than it has been for a while. Some new morons, some new talent, and plenty of old blood.
Regardless of the availability to type unfiltered profanity, I shall continue to use the ' in my "f"enheimers. Why? f'uck if I know.
Edited, Mon Mar 29 10:15:34 2004 by MoebiusLord
Edited, Mon Mar 29 10:15:34 2004 by MoebiusLord
2 words. view source.
Two more words: who cares?
I use f'ck because it's less work than f'cking with the coding to try to look clever and everyone still knows what you mean.
I use f'ck because it's less work than f'cking with the coding to try to look clever and everyone still knows what you mean.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Yeah!
Dic'k'b'itch'hoot'er'f'ucknut'bi'tch'a'ss'ti'tmaster.
Dic'k'b'itch'hoot'er'f'ucknut'bi'tch'a'ss'ti'tmaster.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
'Tare the Vile'? I don't think 'vile' suits you very well.
Maybe 'Tare the Spastic' would fit you better -=)
Edit: spelling and grammar are not my friends
Edited, Mon Mar 29 11:40:18 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Maybe 'Tare the Spastic' would fit you better -=)
Edit: spelling and grammar are not my friends
Edited, Mon Mar 29 11:40:18 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
"t'tmaster"?
That a piece of exercise equipment?
Oh.. and Hi, Grady!
That a piece of exercise equipment?
Oh.. and Hi, Grady!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
That a piece of exercise equipment?
A piece of equipment? I don't know. A skill to gain mastery in? Isn't that something to aspire to?
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Is ******* a skill? The act of hunting small songbirds, perhaps.
Nice tits
Work Safe content but the URL might set off some bells
Edited, Mon Mar 29 11:49:10 2004 by Jophiel
Nice tits
Work Safe content but the URL might set off some bells
Edited, Mon Mar 29 11:49:10 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Lol. I'd just love to see what you get when you google "******************* not enough to try it myself.
Ha ha ha.
Ha ha ha.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You know the old saying, GitSlayer.
Move your feet, lose your seat.
Move your feet, lose your seat.
jophiel wrote:
Two more words: who cares?
I use f'ck because it's less work than f'cking with the coding to try to look clever and everyone still knows what you mean.
I use f'ck because it's less work than f'cking with the coding to try to look clever and everyone still knows what you mean.
its a frickin click of a button. i'd say us'ng an apostrophe is a lot more crypt'c than us'ng the actual word. but if you say so...
If you can't figure out (especially in context) what "f'ck" means, I don't really want you reading my posts anyway.
Besides, I figure Alla put the filters in for a reason.
Besides, I figure Alla put the filters in for a reason.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
There is only one good thing that can come out of this. Patrician can get back his board pus[b][/b]sy title.
EDIT: and, by the way, Git, Taco stepped on his own d1ck. He needed no help from anyone here to look foolish.
Edited, Mon Mar 29 12:18:08 2004 by MoebiusLord
EDIT: and, by the way, Git, Taco stepped on his own d1ck. He needed no help from anyone here to look foolish.
Edited, Mon Mar 29 12:18:08 2004 by MoebiusLord
I can swear in British without any gimmicks you ********
Edited, Mon Mar 29 12:22:03 2004 by Patrician
Edited, Mon Mar 29 12:22:03 2004 by Patrician
Hey, just saying. It fits better than Crosscontinuum Copulation Deity of the Great Enigma.
My god how could I not have mentioned Kaolian the dreadful? All I can say is it was late. Please, don't melt my computer or some junk. You know, whatever the hel it is you do to make you so feared and dreaded.
Yes Mren thats me, how sweet of you to remember me... and my wife. You arn't that short dark shadow that stalks her heels at night are you? 'Cuz that ***** getting old and wheelchair or not I'll tip your *** over. See that I don't.
When I logged on and found my lil' post had 20+ responses I was touched. I was like all: "I was remembered, maybe loved or better yet reviled! Yipee!" I was ecstatic. I was all squirmy and **** in my chair, unable to wait to read all the wonderful and horrible things you had to say about me. So what do I get? 15 or so posts about ****. Damn.
The ability to type **** without all the cute little cartoon symbols as a reason to buy premium? I'm so there. Then maybe the rest of you morons will stop commenting on my aside, pay attention to the rest of the post and... uh... comment on it I guess.
Yes Mren thats me, how sweet of you to remember me... and my wife. You arn't that short dark shadow that stalks her heels at night are you? 'Cuz that ***** getting old and wheelchair or not I'll tip your *** over. See that I don't.
When I logged on and found my lil' post had 20+ responses I was touched. I was like all: "I was remembered, maybe loved or better yet reviled! Yipee!" I was ecstatic. I was all squirmy and **** in my chair, unable to wait to read all the wonderful and horrible things you had to say about me. So what do I get? 15 or so posts about ****. Damn.
The ability to type **** without all the cute little cartoon symbols as a reason to buy premium? I'm so there. Then maybe the rest of you morons will stop commenting on my aside, pay attention to the rest of the post and... uh... comment on it I guess.
I did. Twice. :)
WTF, man? How come it always has to be about Gitslayer?
You know, it occurs to me that I called you 'Grady' up above. Sh't, I'm going to be giving you a complex.
Edited, Mon Mar 29 15:07:20 2004 by Jophiel
You know, it occurs to me that I called you 'Grady' up above. Sh't, I'm going to be giving you a complex.
Edited, Mon Mar 29 15:07:20 2004 by Jophiel
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
GitSlayer wrote:
whatever the hel it is you do to make you so feared and dreaded.
Mostly I just wigle my fingers a whole lot and go "oOOoOo oOioIoiiEieieieieieieieoooooOO!" until they run away screaming. it seems to work.
DDP
Edited, Mon Mar 29 16:23:49 2004 by MoebiusLord
Edited, Mon Mar 29 16:23:49 2004 by MoebiusLord
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