Planets are NOT in alignmentFollow

So maybe there is something in Horoscopes after all, or maybe I get seasonal affected disorder. I may be an international love God, but damn, you could set the calander by my sex life. ***** Greenwich, my libido should be the yardstick.

Basically, every year is the same, I have little desire or ability to coax ladies between the sheets duting late winter / spring. I am pretty sure I will not get any until the summer. However, every summer, things change. Without fail I end up with a string of beatuy's overlapping and generally making my diary a complication requiring a full time PA. I don't think I act that differently. But the results would beg to differ. What gives? I want every day to be summer in Pat land.

Anyone looking for a summer job?

If Venus isn't lining up nicely with Uranus, I bet Mars would like to take a crack at it.

Taj Mahal Badalandabad was a hysterical character.

Loved that movie! Ryan Reynolds is a very funny kid. I thought it was very cool that Tim Matheson (Otter from Animal House) played his dad.

Fun FYI for cartoon geeks - Tim Matheson was the original voice for Jonny Quest.

Have you tried the serenade from that picture you posted recently?

Do that again, that should fix things.

Maybe you're showing more skin in the summer? Showering more?

Perhaps in the Summer, you tan, therefore changing from pale and pasty, to tanned and mysterius.

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Ok, serious answer here, Pat. There was a recent article I saw where men can be affected by something called IMS (a play on words by those always-good-for-a-laugh scientists I'm certain) or Irritable Male Syndrome. It is supposedly on again/off again problem which can be triggered by any number of things such as a lack of sunlight, too tight clothing, certain foods, or lack of sleep and results in a small drop in testosterone and a subsequent chemical/hormonal imbalance. They aren't quite sure if this is an presently identifiable malady, but are working on narrowing down its' causes. The results, however, are a loss of libido and a greater increase in irritabilty or grouchiness.

Totem

I can't really offer a plausible scientific explanation, outside of the possibility that you are more prone to outbreaks of genital herpes during the seasons you mentioned, but I can offer to give you a good banging to keep you in high spirits.

Skeeter, all I can say is

hmmm (thoughtful pause) maybe bowdown wasn't the bes graphic to be "under" that phrase...

But the his monkey makes him work harder for his musac - and he needs the muscles.


(well that's what i heard)