Look fu[/i]ckers, if I see one more of you bastards using the line "This just confirms my theory that (Insert absurd theory here)", I'm gonna go make beef jerky outta the next frickin' troop of Girl Scouts that tries to pawn off another box of those goddam [i]Thin Mints on me.
I stole the line first, fair and square. Go plagiarize your own damn shi[/i]t, you unoriginal tardmonkeys.
[i]Edited, Thu Mar 25 00:20:35 2004 by Thundra
·Theme
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Pop Plagiarism
Pop PlagiarismFollow
hahaha
This just proves my theory that there are no facts, just echoes. Good ideas told to one person, which is then told to another person, to another and so on.
Thank you for supplying the medium in which to express my outlandish theory, tardmonkey.
I'm not down with this "I say don't do this, so don't, but if you do anyway, it's still all about me because you're doing it just to spite me" persona you have been lately. Go back to being you and not caring what the fu[b][/b]ck we do, but remember, if you don't, it's because you just want to spite me.
Thank you for supplying the medium in which to express my outlandish theory, tardmonkey.
I'm not down with this "I say don't do this, so don't, but if you do anyway, it's still all about me because you're doing it just to spite me" persona you have been lately. Go back to being you and not caring what the fu[b][/b]ck we do, but remember, if you don't, it's because you just want to spite me.
Quote:
This just proves my theory that there are no facts, just echoes. Good ideas told to one person, which is then told to another person, to another and so on.
Thank you for supplying the medium in which to express my outlandish theory, tardmonkey.
Thank you for supplying the medium in which to express my outlandish theory, tardmonkey.
I know you don't realize it, but that was very flattering.
My post was a self-deprecating satire revolving around the irony that any individual who attempts to differentiate themselves from the masses by attempting to advertise their uniqueness, only serves to blur the fine lines between themselves and the homogenous mass surrounding them.
Rebellion is the quicksand of conformity.
The fact that you just unwittingly reiterated the underlying point of my satire only confirms my theory that you're funnier when you're stealing tired sh[/i]it from TOT, and posting here, as if it were your own brainchild. This whole, 'original idea' thing you're experimenting with here, it's not working out so well.
Case in point? You just fu[i]cking repeated what I said.
Thundra wrote:
Case in point? You just ******* repeated what I said.
Exactly, as did you just now with that post. The title, your post, your response to my post, all the same.
Do I hear an echo in here?
As Paul Bunyan once said, "That's about as deep as a 1-sided pancake".
As my Mom would tell me while preparing pancakes, "You know it's done on that side when you start seeing holes all over it."
Maybe I'm coming off the wrong way here. I know I'm the "Queen", and many believed (including me) that there would be a big battle when you came back for Queenship, and that is just not the case.
You're still my dawg, dawg. You were gone a long time, and during that time, I grew tired of being limited to responses like "Hehe, he said 'I'm coming'", huhuhuh. Sorry if you feel you've lost one of your most loyal lackeys, you said it yourself while complimenting me in the most insulting way possible one time, long ago.
"You see that? I created that, you fu[b][/b]ckers."Speaking Zen-like of course, the actual statement may have been a little bit different."
A real mother would be proud of her growing boy.
Can I have the keys to the car?
You're still my dawg, dawg. You were gone a long time, and during that time, I grew tired of being limited to responses like "Hehe, he said 'I'm coming'", huhuhuh. Sorry if you feel you've lost one of your most loyal lackeys, you said it yourself while complimenting me in the most insulting way possible one time, long ago.
"You see that? I created that, you fu[b][/b]ckers."Speaking Zen-like of course, the actual statement may have been a little bit different."
A real mother would be proud of her growing boy.
Can I have the keys to the car?
If it makes you feel any better, I'm still posting from "Underneath your mom".
You know I can't stay mad at you, Skeeter.
It's really my fault, ya know. I have nobody to blame but myself for allowing you to become what you are today. I told you you could grow up to be anything you wanted. I just didn't realize you'd grow up to be a fu[/i]ckin' jerk-off.
But you aren't just any ol' jerk-off, yer Mommy's Little Jerk-off.
[i]Edited, Thu Mar 25 02:08:35 2004 by Thundra
It's really my fault, ya know. I have nobody to blame but myself for allowing you to become what you are today. I told you you could grow up to be anything you wanted. I just didn't realize you'd grow up to be a fu[/i]ckin' jerk-off.
But you aren't just any ol' jerk-off, yer Mommy's Little Jerk-off.
[i]Edited, Thu Mar 25 02:08:35 2004 by Thundra
Quote:
Mommy's Little Jerk-off.
that sounds like an emotionally scarring redneck family ritual
Quote:
that sounds like an emotionally scarring redneck family ritual
You mean, like circumcision?
Thundra wrote:
You know I can't stay mad at you, Skeeter.
It's really my fault, ya know. I have nobody to blame but myself for allowing you to become what you are today. I told you you could grow up to be anything you wanted. I just didn't realize you'd grow up to be a ******' jerk-off.
But you aren't just any ol' jerk-off, yer Mommy's Little Jerk-off.
It's really my fault, ya know. I have nobody to blame but myself for allowing you to become what you are today. I told you you could grow up to be anything you wanted. I just didn't realize you'd grow up to be a ******' jerk-off.
But you aren't just any ol' jerk-off, yer Mommy's Little Jerk-off.
Though none of us truly know you, I know you well enough to be positive there is still something irking you. Since I've changed the way I post, you've seem to have lost your Skeeter-translator.
Think of it this way.
Hsin = Spirit, soul, ghost, mind, heart, personality.
d1ck and fart = Everything I post.
It's still in there, don't get mad at me if you can't find it.
You're a Zen Buddhist, figure it out. I haven't changed all that much, if I'm a jerk-off now, I've always been, it's only your perspective that has changed.
Unless I changed from a jerk-off into a fu[b][/b]ckin' jerk-off.
Either way; Up your nose with a rubber hose bee-yotch.
Quote:
You mean, like circumcision?
i always thought this was more common than not?
Skeeter, I don't really know what you just said. That may be because, as you said, my Skeeter translator may have been damaged. I don't think it has, and perhaps I am being ruled by my own subconscious, but I don't think I'm mad at you. Maybe I'm wrong.
But one thing I do know is that neither of us is Chinese- and I can think of no better foundation for forming a beautiful and long-lasting relationship.
But one thing I do know is that neither of us is Chinese- and I can think of no better foundation for forming a beautiful and long-lasting relationship.
Well, sorry for jumping to conclusions. It's just that you haven't kept to your flatering behavior.
It's supposed to go:
You compliment me, then, I bashfully deny it right after letting it inflate my ego a little bit.
Come on, work with me here.
It's supposed to go:
You compliment me, then, I bashfully deny it right after letting it inflate my ego a little bit.
Come on, work with me here.
You're the Queen! What weapon in my ******* of flattery could I possibly possess that might aid you in your egoflationary endeavors?
I like that word, 'egoflationary'. I'm gonna keep it.
Since you're the election expert around here, I've been thinking...
I want a title, cuz I'm a bit jealous. Any suggestions as to a title I should aim for? How should I convince someone to start a thread similar to the 'Elect the Queen' thread? Any tips for helping the election process and insuring victory for myself?
I don't necessarily want the title to be more grand than your own, but I want the title to shine. Like a circumcized ****** shined up with a liberal dose of Turtle Wax.
I like that word, 'egoflationary'. I'm gonna keep it.
Since you're the election expert around here, I've been thinking...
I want a title, cuz I'm a bit jealous. Any suggestions as to a title I should aim for? How should I convince someone to start a thread similar to the 'Elect the Queen' thread? Any tips for helping the election process and insuring victory for myself?
I don't necessarily want the title to be more grand than your own, but I want the title to shine. Like a circumcized ****** shined up with a liberal dose of Turtle Wax.
Board *****? Maybe? No? I didnt mean it in a bad way, really. I meant it in more of you are the Board *****, the big hoopla, the one and only Thundra. Not to be questioned, condoned, or ignored, you are the Queen Mother.
Wanna be Pope?
Pope is good, Pope works.
Do I get a pointy hat and a Throne of Infallibility?
Do I get a pointy hat and a Throne of Infallibility?
Overlord Thundra wrote:
Do I get a pointy hat and a Throne of Infallibility?
Lol! Ok. I had a sudden flash back to a gnome book I had waaay back when, with little pointy hat wearing gnomes and a cutout of a "gnome house" you could tab/slot together, complete with "throne"...
That's the image I'm picturing right now. Thundra as a gnome on a "throne"... Love it!
King Nobby wrote:
More words please
Thundra wrote:
I've been thinking...
I want a title, cuz I'm a bit jealous.
I want a title, cuz I'm a bit jealous.
Ah hah! I knew it, I knew there was something irking you, didn't I?
Hmm, let's see. How about "Matriarch"?
ma·tri·arch P Pronunciation Key (mtr-ärk)
n.
A woman who rules a family, clan, or tribe.
A woman who dominates a group or an activity.
A highly respected woman who is a mother.
Yes, that is your new title, says: Mommy's little jerk-off; Me.
K, Matriarch is acceptable, and will quell - at least for the time being - any sense of inadequacy I am experiencing at the moment. But I think it needs to be voted on. Ya know, to like make it official 'n sh[i][/i]it.
Ok, so what is it you are asking for? A whole other thread to hold a proper vote?
The Queen should have somebody to do this kind of stuff for him. Any volunteers?
For we all know you can't make the thread your self, would appear too much like a cry for attention.
:P
The Queen should have somebody to do this kind of stuff for him. Any volunteers?
For we all know you can't make the thread your self, would appear too much like a cry for attention.
:P
Perhaps "Fu[b][/b]cking Matriarch"?
Has a sort of "kick" to it.
Has a sort of "kick" to it.
Fu[/i]cker.
I already staged the election. And yes, I agree it was a desperate and obvious plea for attention. Then again, by begging or coercing someone into creating the election for me, it'd be, well... kinda pathetic.
Kinda like when I was too shy to ask my sister to the prom, so I had my father ask my sister for me.
Yeah, I kinda like the addition of the descriptive 'Fu[i]cking' to my title. The downside is that I'm sure the title, which will eventually appear in my sig, would be nixed by Zammy. He's a fu[/i]cking as[i]shole that way. Damn fascist.
I already staged the election. And yes, I agree it was a desperate and obvious plea for attention. Then again, by begging or coercing someone into creating the election for me, it'd be, well... kinda pathetic.
Kinda like when I was too shy to ask my sister to the prom, so I had my father ask my sister for me.
Yeah, I kinda like the addition of the descriptive 'Fu[i]cking' to my title. The downside is that I'm sure the title, which will eventually appear in my sig, would be nixed by Zammy. He's a fu[/i]cking as[i]shole that way. Damn fascist.
Recent Visitors: 397
All times are in CST
Anonymous Guests (397)
- Forums
- Cross Site
- The Asylum
- Pop Plagiarism
© 2024 Fanbyte LLC