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ROBIN WILLIAMS FOR PRESIDENT



Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect
plan....what we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up

and repeat this message.



Robin Williams' plan...(Hard to argue with this logic)



I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a
plan for peace. So here's one plan:



1. The US will apologize to the world for our "interference" in
their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Tojo,
Noriega, Milosovich and the rest of those "good ole boys" We
will never "interfere" again.

2. We will withdraw our troops from all over the world,
starting with Germany, South Korea and the Phillippines. They
don't want us there. We would station our troops at all US
borders. No more will anyone sneak through the holes in the
fence.


3.All illegal aliens have 90 days to get their affairs together
and leave. We'll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the
remainder will be gathered up and deported to France
immediately, regardless of who or where they are. France
should welcome them.


4.All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to
90 days unless given a special permit. No one from a terrorist
nation would be allowed in. If you don't like it there, change it
yourself and don't hide here. Asylum would never be available
to anyone. We don't need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers
who won't speak English.

5. No "students" over age 21. The older ones are the
bombers. If they don't attend classes, or they get a "D" and it's
back home baby! Never to return.


6.The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficient
energy wise. This will include developing non-polluting
sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in
the Alaskan wilderness The caribou will have to cope for a
while.

7. Offer Saudi Arabia and other oil producing countries $10 a
barrel for their oil. If they don't like it, we go some place else.
They can go somewhere else to sell their production (About a
week of the wells filling up their storage sites would be
enough)'


8. If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world
we will not "interfere." They can pray to Allah or whomever, for
seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of
what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people
who need it most get very little, if anything.

9. Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island some
place! We don't need the spies and fair weather friends here.
Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or
lockup for illegal aliens.


10. All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That
way, no one can call us "Ugly Americans" any longer.
Now, ain't that a winner of a plan.



The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying "Give me your poor,
your tired, your huddled masses." She's got a baseball bat and
she's yelling, " you want a piece of me?"

I don't post there. It was e-mailed to me, hence the lack of a link. Don't worry I thought about changing it to Smashieroo but changed my mind.

I like it alot. But I don't think Williams wrote it either.

Totem

Meddling in foreign affairs has always been my problem with American policies. We're always out policing everybody else when we have a hard time keeping our own people straight.

Hey, you just said you'd vote for me!

Yes, and...? All I said was that I disapprove of our country's meddling in affairs around the world. I don't care if it started with the assassination of some silly Austrian duke in the early 1900s. What did that have to do with us?

Jealous much?

No, it's what ever floats her boat. Why should I be picky with who I chose to receive praise from? If somebody finds me amusing, more power to them, that's one of the reasons I post here.

After all, it's not bad to be Katie anymore, there's a new Katie in town, and he just begs for people to bash him.

If you feel you must poke fun at Katie still, go to www.freakhole.com , there is a Katie there that really bugs me, and I tell her that she is a Moron every day that I post there, yet she continues to post. Honest, go there and check it out for yourself.

Bet you can't guess what my name is there! Lol.

I'm going to be brave and not send this through the spell check, pardon me if there are typos, I'm too lazy right now.

Of COURSE Tare! I'm always onto something.

Ohhhh. Gotcha. I'm grumpy. Sorry. Are my underwear too tight? Maybe.

that is not what got us into WWI, the zimmermen note is. Germany and Mexico were conspiring to attack the US and alow for mexico to take back at least Texas, and possible more of the US.

that is what got the USA involved in WWI.

Pearl Harbor is what got the USA involved in WWII. neither were meddling in the affairs of the world, it was in self preservation as a nation, and retaliation for unwarented assult on the sovern soil of this land.

learn your history before you go and claim that the USA has 'always' meddled in the affairs of others.

as i stated before and i will again. the 'meddling' did not happen until the END of WWII when for the first time in history you had basicaly a bipolar World Power situation.

the USA and the old USSR diametricaly opposed to each other in their views of government, treatment of their populace, and the views of how the world should be.

the USA chose to take a more 'involved' stance to PREVENT an other World War from happening and to attempt to keep a semblance of ballance in the political world.

This worked extreemly well until the fall of the USSR. sadly Communism is the best gov. on paper, but due to the raw nature of humans will NEVER work. greed is power, and power leads to more greed, thus the fall of the USSR, and with that the fall of stability in what is now the most unstable part(s) of the world.

in over 90% of the 'terrorist' nations the USSR used to basicaly controll them. now with the USSR gone, and that controll also gone, you have crazy madmen trying to be big boys. this is one, and just one, reason things are as bad as they are today.

you take backwater countries that are still living in the 13th century mindset, give them modern tools with no controll and you get the junk we have today. add on top of that the fact that for roughly 50 years they were influenced by the USSR who, just as the USA, published false propaganda vs its counter part making the USA look like this world evil.

yet now we see were the real evil is. it is in the ME and all of those heathen, back water, clan driven states that have not grown up, yet have big boy toys of power and distruction.

hell id love to see em all rounded up (the extreemist im talking about here) and locked up. forbid traffic in or out of their lands FOR ANY REASON. forbid the sale of any item to those lands, and prevent the exports of any of their products. deny them access to the WWW, the UN, the world court, etc. until they grow up and out of their tribal mentality and grow into true Nations.

once they grow up a bit and become NATIONS, not clans/tribes, then they can join the rest of the world in the 21st century.

Edited, Sat Mar 27 00:16:07 2004 by Singdall

They brought some chic named Stoney over from there so since then it's been a "show me your boobs" forum.

Giving it some time to die down.