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#1 Mar 21 2004 at 1:41 AM Rating: Default
http://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/edinburgh.cfm?id=1240822003/
#2 Mar 21 2004 at 3:56 AM Rating: Decent
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Only happens in Scotland because the woman can't understand what the men are saying and move to England.

On a side note, has anyone ever tried to translate a drunk scotsman? it is futile in the extreme.
#3 Mar 21 2004 at 10:46 AM Rating: Good
So that's why RPZip hasn't been posting much.
#4 Mar 21 2004 at 11:45 AM Rating: Good
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/a bright light is shined down into Intercontinental Love God's face as he is forcibly made to sit in a hard wooden chair

Patrician, where were you on the evenings from Feb 20 to last night?

<mumble mumble>

Do you, sir, have any witnesses that can attest to your whereabouts on those evenings?

<mumble mumble>

No sir, barnyard livestock do not make credible witnesses. You are hereby under arrest for the gangrape of four individuals in the Edinburgh area. You have the right to remain silent...

Totem
#5 Mar 21 2004 at 11:48 AM Rating: Good
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That's a damn shame. As if being Scottish weren't enough, now this.
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