thought these were funnyFollow

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How blonde was she?...


She was sooooooooo Blonde...
She thought a quarterback was a refund.
She thought General Motors was in the Army.
She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
She thought Boys II Men was a day-care center.
At the bottom of an application where it says "sign here" she wrote "Sagittarius".

She was sooooooooo Blonde...
She took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
She thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
She thought Tupac Shakur was a Jewish holiday.
Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."

She was sooooooooo Blonde...
She tripped over a cordless phone.
She spent twenty minutes looking at an orange juice can because it said "Concentrate."
She told someone to meet her at the corner of "Walk" and "Don't Walk."
She asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.

She was sooooooooo Blonde...
She studied for a blood test.
She thought she needed a token to get on the "Soul Train."
She sold her car for gas money.
When she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" she turned around and went home.

She was sooooooooo Blonde...
When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
She thought Taco Bell was Mexico's phone company.
She thought if she spoke her mind she would be speechless.
She thought she could only use her AM radio in the mornings.
She had a shirt that said "TGIF" which she thought stood for "This Goes in Front."


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found these in a earlyer thread

no these were on this site no email

found these in a earlyer thread

if you read any of this you would have known

thank you dumb ***

Edited, Thu Mar 18 18:00:49 2004 by gonlgon

just shake it off man..or else your lining up for a HUGE flame fest.

un funny????

can you tell a good joke becouse freinds have told me that my jokes did suck.


but un funny????

Edited, Thu Mar 18 18:54:57 2004 by gonlgon

Red Rocket!!! Red Rocket!!!!

(brownie points to whomever can tell me where that comes from)