OK april foolday is just around the corner and i need some good jokes to play on people help me out please.
the only one i came up with i seen some were i cant remember but anyway, it was to sew a thread threw all the underware in someones drawer. i think that would be just to mean
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Try this:
As soon as your family sits down to have breakfast walk into the room and shoot yourself in your braindead head. It will be hilarious.
As soon as your family sits down to have breakfast walk into the room and shoot yourself in your braindead head. It will be hilarious.
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are you grumpy or what ????
No I don't like stupid pieces of **** 24/7
Then why the hell are you here?
What's that I smell?
Hmmm a sock puppet.
Hmmm a sock puppet.
Over the last 15 months, we've traveled to every corner of the United States. I've now been in 57 states? I think one left to go.
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freeze a can of shaving cream solid. (old school-not the new gel stuff) use a hack saw to cut it open and put the frozen cylinder of cream in someone's drawer. a few hours later...
It is never too late to be what you might have become
that won't explode the can?
"I'm pregnant" is always a good April Fool's Joke.
It's so good, I know of some folks who *wish* that joke had been played on them.
It's so good, I know of some folks who *wish* that joke had been played on them.
Of course it won't "explode" the can.
Why would he tell you to put it in your freezer if it would explode the can?
Why would he tell you to put it in your freezer if it would explode the can?
How about wait til your co-worker goes to lunch then pack all their stuff up in a cardboard box and leave it on top of their desk.
Then get their boss to walk up to them and say we need to talk....April fools =)
Then get their boss to walk up to them and say we need to talk....April fools =)
Here's a nasty one. Not really April Fools, just something mean to do to an annoying neighbor.
Go out to Walgreens and buy a bunch of Dixie cups, the really little bathroom ones. Go home and pee in a bunch of the cups, just a small amount, so that it covers the bottom of the cup. Then, put all the cups in the freezer until they are frozen solid. When your neighbor is asleep, take the cups and tap the **** discs onto the floor. Now proceed to flick them under his/her door.
When he/she/they wake up in the morning, there will just be a puddle of urine on the floor, and the door was locked so it had to be somebody in the room. This works great in dorms, and a few of my friends were actually thinking of doing it to the guy below us who keeps playing his bass too loud (even after we've told him to keep it down, plenty of times).
Go out to Walgreens and buy a bunch of Dixie cups, the really little bathroom ones. Go home and pee in a bunch of the cups, just a small amount, so that it covers the bottom of the cup. Then, put all the cups in the freezer until they are frozen solid. When your neighbor is asleep, take the cups and tap the **** discs onto the floor. Now proceed to flick them under his/her door.
When he/she/they wake up in the morning, there will just be a puddle of urine on the floor, and the door was locked so it had to be somebody in the room. This works great in dorms, and a few of my friends were actually thinking of doing it to the guy below us who keeps playing his bass too loud (even after we've told him to keep it down, plenty of times).
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Here's a nasty one. Not really April Fools, just something mean to do to an annoying neighbor.
Go out to Walgreens and buy a bunch of Dixie cups, the really little bathroom ones. Go home and pee in a bunch of the cups, just a small amount, so that it covers the bottom of the cup. Then, put all the cups in the freezer until they are frozen solid. When your neighbor is asleep, take the cups and tap the **** discs onto the floor. Now proceed to flick them under his/her door.
When he/she/they wake up in the morning, there will just be a puddle of urine on the floor, and the door was locked so it had to be somebody in the room. This works great in dorms, and a few of my friends were actually thinking of doing it to the guy below us who keeps playing his bass too loud (even after we've told him to keep it down, plenty of times).
Go out to Walgreens and buy a bunch of Dixie cups, the really little bathroom ones. Go home and pee in a bunch of the cups, just a small amount, so that it covers the bottom of the cup. Then, put all the cups in the freezer until they are frozen solid. When your neighbor is asleep, take the cups and tap the **** discs onto the floor. Now proceed to flick them under his/her door.
When he/she/they wake up in the morning, there will just be a puddle of urine on the floor, and the door was locked so it had to be somebody in the room. This works great in dorms, and a few of my friends were actually thinking of doing it to the guy below us who keeps playing his bass too loud (even after we've told him to keep it down, plenty of times).
Think that'd work with the squirts?
Just askin' is all.
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