In a bid to distract people from my ongoing slacktitutde in the story writing process (driven by the fact that I actually have some work to do still) I shall post this poll. Answer, or face the wrath of Mr. PointyObjectofDoom
1. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life as a universally hated and reviled vegetable, which would you choose:
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
10. Is this question 10?
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1) e. None of the above. I would be a radish.
2) Hell yeah. Smoke makes me all light headed and such. Playboys at 30 paces would be awesome.
3) Really heavy relative to what?
4) Spiders. Definitely spiders.
5) Mmmm. Cheesecake. The worlds most perfect food.
6) I left to begin coming back from here to reading this but then I was gone and so leaving would have meant missing it from where I was?
7) What if I am a Norwegian Illegal immigrant, does that count?
8) Geek.
9) I fear black hats.
10) No.
11) You are a geek. That in and of itself requires you to have a quirk that is more shocking than your strange bestial fondness for wombats.
2) Hell yeah. Smoke makes me all light headed and such. Playboys at 30 paces would be awesome.
3) Really heavy relative to what?
4) Spiders. Definitely spiders.
5) Mmmm. Cheesecake. The worlds most perfect food.
6) I left to begin coming back from here to reading this but then I was gone and so leaving would have meant missing it from where I was?
7) What if I am a Norwegian Illegal immigrant, does that count?
8) Geek.
9) I fear black hats.
10) No.
11) You are a geek. That in and of itself requires you to have a quirk that is more shocking than your strange bestial fondness for wombats.
1. Bok Choy. Most people have no idea what it is anyway.
2. Yes
3. Maybe not
4. Your polls
5. Cheesecake
6. Because I am elsewhere.
7. Not to the best of my knowledge.
8. It has no merit. The SCO is simply becoming another Microsoft lapdog in Bill Gates' effort to rule the world.
9. Occasionally wear them.
10. If you are intelligent enough to have numbered correctly (and I believe you are) then yes.
11. Because wombats do not think in a normal linear fashion, hence their impending control of all mankind. Unless of course Bill Gates gets there first, in which case he will eradicate another species of animal. Penguins being first on the list of course.
2. Yes
3. Maybe not
4. Your polls
5. Cheesecake
6. Because I am elsewhere.
7. Not to the best of my knowledge.
8. It has no merit. The SCO is simply becoming another Microsoft lapdog in Bill Gates' effort to rule the world.
9. Occasionally wear them.
10. If you are intelligent enough to have numbered correctly (and I believe you are) then yes.
11. Because wombats do not think in a normal linear fashion, hence their impending control of all mankind. Unless of course Bill Gates gets there first, in which case he will eradicate another species of animal. Penguins being first on the list of course.
1. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life as a universally hated and reviled vegetable, which would you choose:
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
An Eggplant. At least someone could make eggplant parmesan out of me, and everything is better with cheese.
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
Do all previous incidents of being hit in the face with a shovel count? If so, yes. If not, no.
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
As above.
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
Spiders. Back when I had a Top Secret clearance, my comrades and I used to jokingly discuss what the Russians would have to do to get secrets out of us. Others described intricate, creative and intensely painful methods of torture, but for me all they would have to do is dangle me over a swimming pool filled with bugs. (Yes I know spider are not insects, but I didn't say insects, I said bugs, and spiders are bugs too).
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
I prefer Bananas Foster, but I'll take cheesecake.
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
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7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
Illegal? No.
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
Willie Mays was probably the best all around baseball player ever. Few have ever combined his speed, power and defensive abilities.
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
I like hats and am probably the only one here who owns more than one fedora.
10. Is this question 10?
Time will tell.
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
I suspect it has to do with a some lack of fulfillment in your personal life. Did you grow up in a family with 2.5 children?
Edited, Tue Mar 9 09:26:18 2004 by Deathwysh
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
An Eggplant. At least someone could make eggplant parmesan out of me, and everything is better with cheese.
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
Do all previous incidents of being hit in the face with a shovel count? If so, yes. If not, no.
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
As above.
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
Spiders. Back when I had a Top Secret clearance, my comrades and I used to jokingly discuss what the Russians would have to do to get secrets out of us. Others described intricate, creative and intensely painful methods of torture, but for me all they would have to do is dangle me over a swimming pool filled with bugs. (Yes I know spider are not insects, but I didn't say insects, I said bugs, and spiders are bugs too).
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
I prefer Bananas Foster, but I'll take cheesecake.
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
42
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
Illegal? No.
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
Willie Mays was probably the best all around baseball player ever. Few have ever combined his speed, power and defensive abilities.
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
I like hats and am probably the only one here who owns more than one fedora.
10. Is this question 10?
Time will tell.
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
I suspect it has to do with a some lack of fulfillment in your personal life. Did you grow up in a family with 2.5 children?
Edited, Tue Mar 9 09:26:18 2004 by Deathwysh
1. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life as a universally hated and reviled vegetable, which would you choose:
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
no, you silly techie
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
Still no
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
I thought WMD were in the control of 5 year old children?
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
Muffins!
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
I am shopping
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
no
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
/yawn, can we talk about sex and scandal instead please?
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
I like hats
10. Is this question 10?
Yes, you are bored
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
You are bored at work? You forgot to add bagels btw
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
no, you silly techie
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
Still no
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
I thought WMD were in the control of 5 year old children?
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
Muffins!
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
I am shopping
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
no
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
/yawn, can we talk about sex and scandal instead please?
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
I like hats
10. Is this question 10?
Yes, you are bored
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
You are bored at work? You forgot to add bagels btw
1. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life as a universally hated and reviled vegetable, which would you choose:
D. A duck
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
No, if it was to damage my face and make me elephant man then do, but if i only had to suffer the pain and that was it then hell yes!
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
Yes I would still do it, hell i got the shovel right next to my house, lets go!
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
Whats a WMD, well I really hate spiders so ill go with that
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
Cookies
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
I dont know.
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
No
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
Dont understand the question.
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
Yes I liek hats, it was hat day at our school today but nobody really knew so only acouple of people actaully wore theres.
10. Is this question 10?
Yes or its question 11
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
Your bored as hell and you thought it might be funny.
JennockFV wrote:
/yawn, can we talk about sex and scandal instead please?
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You are bored at work? You forgot to add bagels btw
I figured I was over my bagel limit for the month, I'll work them into the next one. I let the wombats have the day off too.
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You are bored at work? You forgot to add bagels btw
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I figured I was over my bagel limit for the month, I'll work them into the next one. I let the wombats have the day off too.
You are bored at work? You forgot to add bagels btw
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I figured I was over my bagel limit for the month, I'll work them into the next one. I let the wombats have the day off too.
What about kumquats? You can always fall back on kumquats.
1. D
2. Hell yeah !
3. Umm Hell Yeah ! i think.....
4. Spiders
5. ******* how can anyone be asked to make a decision like that it's like asking someone which of thier children should be shot first
6. Tare made me do it
7. Not this week.
8. Pardon?
9. Hats in my opinion are a necessary evil
10. I Hope so or i can't count
11. how can you explain the motivation of a madman.
2. Hell yeah !
3. Umm Hell Yeah ! i think.....
4. Spiders
5. ******* how can anyone be asked to make a decision like that it's like asking someone which of thier children should be shot first
6. Tare made me do it
7. Not this week.
8. Pardon?
9. Hats in my opinion are a necessary evil
10. I Hope so or i can't count
11. how can you explain the motivation of a madman.
1. What the hell is Bok Choy?
2. I'm gonna say no, I'm really just not that masochistic.
3. Still no.
4. 5 year olds, with or without the WMDs
5. Muffins
6. what?
7. Once, in the 60's..I think
8. No, it has no merit. (No explanation required)
9. Hats are essential for staying warm in the long winter months.
10. I think, in my opinion, that this could possibly, maybe, be question 10, but I'm not sure.
11 1/345. I didn't realize you were particularly motivated.
2. I'm gonna say no, I'm really just not that masochistic.
3. Still no.
4. 5 year olds, with or without the WMDs
5. Muffins
6. what?
7. Once, in the 60's..I think
8. No, it has no merit. (No explanation required)
9. Hats are essential for staying warm in the long winter months.
10. I think, in my opinion, that this could possibly, maybe, be question 10, but I'm not sure.
11 1/345. I didn't realize you were particularly motivated.
1. c. Rutabega. I taste great with salt and butter if you rip off my skin and boil me down, but the likelyhood of you being capable of doing so relies on the proper use of a chainsaw.
2. Is the shovel dirty? Would I retain the ability to taste my cigarettes?
3. Is the really heavy shovel dirty? Would I retain the ability to taste my cigarettes?
4. Are the 5 year old children poisonous?
5. Pie
6. I'm still in bed.
7. No, but I was once carjacked by rogue sheep herders
8. um...er... I hate peas.
9. NO HATS ON THE BED!!!
9.5. No, this is question 9.5
10. What do you mean? This is question 10.
2. Is the shovel dirty? Would I retain the ability to taste my cigarettes?
3. Is the really heavy shovel dirty? Would I retain the ability to taste my cigarettes?
4. Are the 5 year old children poisonous?
5. Pie
6. I'm still in bed.
7. No, but I was once carjacked by rogue sheep herders
8. um...er... I hate peas.
9. NO HATS ON THE BED!!!
9.5. No, this is question 9.5
10. What do you mean? This is question 10.
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Answer, or face the wrath of Mr. PointyObjectofDoom
You say that like it's a bad thing.
1. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life as a universally hated and reviled vegetable, which would you choose:
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
A duck. They get no respect as vegetables
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
3 1/2 times and you have a deal
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
Makes no difference
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
Spiders
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
Cheese Cake
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
Cause I'm over there ~~~~~>
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
Not lately...
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
Yes, but only on days ending in 'y'
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
Hats are neato
10. Is this question 10?
No
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
As has been stated, you're a computer geek. You can't help it
1. If you had to spend the rest of your natural life as a universally hated and reviled vegetable, which would you choose:
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
Rutabega. I just like the way it sounds.
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
How the hell can you be hit 1/2 a time? But sure.
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
Only if it is Leap swinging it. He's a ***** anyway. If it's Sammy Sosa, no.
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
Al Gore in charge of WMD.
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
Guiness
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
I'm actually taking a ****. My Dutch sex slave is answering the poll for me.
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
Only Dutch.
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
I like cookies.
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
Nope
10. Is this question 10?
Due to disturbances in the space/time continum, it's now number 5.
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
You have a number fetish. I work with a girl that has a hotel fetish. I find hers more interesting than yours.
a. Eggplant
b. Bok Choy
c. Rutabega
D. A duck
Rutabega. I just like the way it sounds.
2. If, by being hit in the face with a shovel 4 and 1/2 times, you could gain the ability to fly and to read unopened mail from a distance of 30 paces, but you would lose the ability to smell smoke, would you go for it?
How the hell can you be hit 1/2 a time? But sure.
3. What if it was a really heavy shovel?
Only if it is Leap swinging it. He's a ***** anyway. If it's Sammy Sosa, no.
4. Which scares you more. Spiders, Snakes, or 5 year old children in controll of WMD.
Al Gore in charge of WMD.
5. Do you prefer Cheese cake, Cookies, or Muffins?
Guiness
6. If you are not here reading this poll, why are you not here?
I'm actually taking a ****. My Dutch sex slave is answering the poll for me.
7. Have you ever been abducted by norwegian illigal immagrants?
Only Dutch.
8. In the legal action proposed by the SCO against linux using company IBM, do you feel the case has any merit. If so, explain
I like cookies.
9. Do you like hats? Dislike? Have an innate fear of? Were raised by hats?
Nope
10. Is this question 10?
Due to disturbances in the space/time continum, it's now number 5.
11 1/345th. Explain my motivation for always ending polls or top ten lists on a strange number
You have a number fetish. I work with a girl that has a hotel fetish. I find hers more interesting than yours.
1: Yes
2: keychains
3: blue
4: no
5: Toy Story
6: of course
7: boxers
8: 18
9: see #2.
10: quantum physics/Big Bang theory
11 1/345: 3.141592
Bonus question: yes
2: keychains
3: blue
4: no
5: Toy Story
6: of course
7: boxers
8: 18
9: see #2.
10: quantum physics/Big Bang theory
11 1/345: 3.141592
Bonus question: yes
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