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#1 Mar 04 2004 at 9:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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Live it, learn it, love it:
http://www.eviloverlord.com/lists/overlord.html
#2 Mar 04 2004 at 9:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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I thought the secret to your success was wombats-- or have you been lying to us all this time?

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#3 Mar 04 2004 at 9:22 PM Rating: Excellent
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When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."
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#4 Mar 04 2004 at 9:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem wrote:
I thought the secret to your success was wombats-- or have you been lying to us all this time?

Totem


Shhh! Don't tell everyone!
#5 Mar 04 2004 at 10:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.


I love this one.

#6 Mar 04 2004 at 10:49 PM Rating: Good
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Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

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If my mad scientist/wizard tells me he has almost perfected my Superweapon but it still needs more testing, I will wait for him to complete the tests. No one ever conquered the world using a beta version.

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I will not send out batalions composed wholly of robots or skeletons against heroes who have qualms about killing living beings.

Just a few lines that made me laugh out loud. I did notice that they neglected to mention the wombats though, Kao.....
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#7 Mar 06 2004 at 1:11 PM Rating: Decent
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Thank Kaolian, I t was a good laugh Smiley: grin
#8 Mar 08 2004 at 6:20 AM Rating: Default
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If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.
yes - definitely we all should do this *ROFL*

Edited, Mon Mar 8 06:22:06 2004 by Leiany
#9 Mar 08 2004 at 12:15 PM Rating: Decent
Smiley: laugh i haven't seen this list in ages. these are my favorites...
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I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like **** stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.


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I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.


lmao

Edited, Mon Mar 8 12:18:46 2004 by PrincessFippy
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