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I now have this image of gun toting wheelchair bound guy, not wearing pants in a house full of rotten oranges.
Hope I sleep tonight.
Hope I sleep tonight.
Hahaha dude thats the most funny ************* story ive ever heard hahaha.
Raped altar boys and "Fathers" all Catholic, not Mormon (big hint is that they aren't married).
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Raped altar boys and "Fathers" all Catholic, not Mormon (big hint is that they aren't married).
Yeah, but IIRC the mormons are even more hardcore about their image. Get on that lawyer interviewing, Mrens. Make the bastards pay. When you do, fly us all to Vegas with a couple of grand in chips. :)
Oh, I'm not defending Mormons. Once they have your vital info it's best to just move, unless you want to settle in for one longass turf war.
Get this right, Mren, Mormons are not Christian any more than oranges are carrots even though they have the same color. Someone as bitter as you against religion should at least be properly informed as to what you are angry about, don't you agree?
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oh my goodness Mrens... LOL i promise not all christian churches are like that. isn't there some sort of harrasment law that states if you tell someone not to bother you again and they do you can press charges? i know they have it in WA...
It is never too late to be what you might have become
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Get this right, Mren, Mormons are not Christian
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
As a Christian, I'm almost slightly offended that you would confuse us with Mormons. COME ON!! MORMONS?!?
Great story though. There is one religious group that is worse than the Mormons, atleast in the 'burbs. Born again's. Born Again Christians are the epitimy of religious zeal. I wish I could hit them, but I'd probably go to hell -=\
Great story though. There is one religious group that is worse than the Mormons, atleast in the 'burbs. Born again's. Born Again Christians are the epitimy of religious zeal. I wish I could hit them, but I'd probably go to hell -=\
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Good point, Jo. If nothing else, Mren is an equal opportunity hatah.
:D
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Twizzler wrote:
There is one religious group that is worse than the Mormons
Jehovah's Witness.
I have special plans for those ******* the next time they come knocking on my door. I've been nice. I've politly asked that they not come back to my house. I've met them at their vehicles with rifles. Do you morons not get the ******* idea yet?
Jophiel wrote:
Totem, this is the same fellow who said that Methodist was the same thing as Catholic.
There is a difference?
Not many threads make me actually laugh out loud, but I'm at my desk trying to do so quietly.
Keep up the good fight!
Keep up the good fight!
"...forcing me to put on pants..." --Mren
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This speaks volumes, hmmmm?
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This speaks volumes, hmmmm?
Totem
For those of you not wanting to claim mormons as your christian brethren, this comes straight from the Mormon.org FAQ page:
Like it or not, these people are on your team.
Edited, Wed Mar 3 13:30:34 2004 by Yanari
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Question:
Are you Christians?
Answer:
Gordon B. Hinckley, President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, said:
"We are Christians in a very real sense and that is coming to be more and more widely recognized. Once upon a time people everywhere said we are not Christians. They have come to recognize that we are, and that we have a very vital and dynamic religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ."
Are you Christians?
Answer:
Gordon B. Hinckley, President of The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, said:
"We are Christians in a very real sense and that is coming to be more and more widely recognized. Once upon a time people everywhere said we are not Christians. They have come to recognize that we are, and that we have a very vital and dynamic religion based on the teachings of Jesus Christ."
Like it or not, these people are on your team.
Edited, Wed Mar 3 13:30:34 2004 by Yanari
Just because they want to be on my team doesn't mean that they are. Jim Jones invoked JC as well, but I don't think anybody would credibly call his cult "Christian" either. The same applies to the Branch Davidians since heresy is heresy.
And Mormonism embraces heresy as being doctrine, so when Joey Smith's adherents whine and say, "Pick me! Pick me! I want to play too!" it doesn't mean we have to let them in the game.
Totem
And Mormonism embraces heresy as being doctrine, so when Joey Smith's adherents whine and say, "Pick me! Pick me! I want to play too!" it doesn't mean we have to let them in the game.
Totem
Maybe you don't consider them christians. The fact is they consider themselves to be so. To my non christian perspective, that makes them christians.
There is plenty of variance in the beliefs of christians, the difference between catholics and protestants being the most obvious one. If I'm not mistaken, protestants were labelled as heretics as well.
There is plenty of variance in the beliefs of christians, the difference between catholics and protestants being the most obvious one. If I'm not mistaken, protestants were labelled as heretics as well.
One of the tenets of Christianity is that, after the ressurrection and appearing before his disciples, Christ ascended into Heaven until the Second Coming. As I understand it, the Mormons would have Jesus kicking around the Americas for a bit, talking to Tonto and Pocahantos.
They're free to call themselves whatever they want, and you're free to consider them whatever they want, but in my mind calling them Christian makes as much sense as saying the Pope is Jewish because Catholics read the Old Testament.
They're free to call themselves whatever they want, and you're free to consider them whatever they want, but in my mind calling them Christian makes as much sense as saying the Pope is Jewish because Catholics read the Old Testament.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Just to be clear, I'm not defending mormonism (mormonics?) in any way, shape or form. I'm an athiest. I don't defend any religion. I also don't hold any sacrosanct, so I'm sorry if some people feel polluted by the inclusion of mormons in the "christian" category. That's for you believers to sort out.
Here's the copy and paste from dictionary.com (bold added by me for emphasis):
Some people apparently only recognize the second half of this definition as valid.
If somebody calls themselves a christian, I'm not going to say they're not.
Either way, oh I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall at Mren's place. I'm sure he was livid, but it makes a great story.
Here's the copy and paste from dictionary.com (bold added by me for emphasis):
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Professing belief in Jesus as Christ or following the religion based on the life and teachings of Jesus.
Some people apparently only recognize the second half of this definition as valid.
If somebody calls themselves a christian, I'm not going to say they're not.
Either way, oh I wish I coulda been a fly on the wall at Mren's place. I'm sure he was livid, but it makes a great story.
Yanari wrote:
mormonics
My newest favorite word.
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I also don't hold any sacrosanct, so I'm sorry if some people feel polluted by the inclusion of mormons in the "christian" category
Again, you're free to consider Mormons to be Christians, Jewish or followers of Quetzacoutal; I'm also free to say you're not being entirely accurate.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Lol...this was Great.
Patrician spouted :
Thanks, Pat.
I owe you.
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I now have this image of gun toting wheelchair bound guy, not wearing pants in a house full of rotten oranges.
Hope I sleep tonight.
Hope I sleep tonight.
Thanks, Pat.
I owe you.
Whenever we got door to door witnesses my husband would explain that we were christians and not interested thanks *slam*
My husband travels alot however and finally I decided to try a self-amusing aproach.
When witnesses of any religion come to my door I begin to tell them about all of the wonderful things the Celetial Spud has done for us "Be ye kind to potatos" I say "Skin not lest ye be skinned"
"Forget not what the Celestial Spud hath done for thee, for without his kindness thy would havest Burgers to eat alone"
Then I hand them a printed version of This Under the heading: The Temple of the Celestial Spud.
needless to say no one comes to my door anymore...in fact...they walk a wide circle around it.
This also works with panhandlers btw.
Edited, Wed Mar 3 18:54:28 2004 by plick
My husband travels alot however and finally I decided to try a self-amusing aproach.
When witnesses of any religion come to my door I begin to tell them about all of the wonderful things the Celetial Spud has done for us "Be ye kind to potatos" I say "Skin not lest ye be skinned"
"Forget not what the Celestial Spud hath done for thee, for without his kindness thy would havest Burgers to eat alone"
Then I hand them a printed version of This Under the heading: The Temple of the Celestial Spud.
needless to say no one comes to my door anymore...in fact...they walk a wide circle around it.
This also works with panhandlers btw.
Edited, Wed Mar 3 18:54:28 2004 by plick
I have no idea what you guys are smoking. Not once in my post did I say or even imply that I was dealing with Mormons. Even my title was "At war with the Christians"
I don't have a throbing hard on against mormons, it's all religions (With a few exceptions)
I don't have a throbing hard on against mormons, it's all religions (With a few exceptions)
Mrens wrote:
"...........umm...Hello, I am with Jesus of Latter day saints church
Latter day saints *are* mormons ... they're like Christians only with enchanted glasses that can read stone tablets brought from some angel or whatever the hell all that is....
Edited, Wed Mar 3 18:53:46 2004 by plick
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