Well, I was on the way home from school when my friend and I were making fun of Lambas bread. Then he just started rapping out of know where... and here it goes:
One day.... oh so long ago
This dude chopped this guyssss finger off!
With him came corpution... destruction and DEATH!
He was riding along when this or-or-or-orc shot him
He fell down.... down to the ground
dead.... dead he was
This dude named Deogel found it.....
His borther named Smegol killed him!
Then he ran into the mountains
hid form the sun, and worshipped this little golden thing
Little did he know,
100-years later
a hobbit would visit his lair
and take that little golden thing
of yes, he took the one ring!
Well that hobbit, his name was Bilbo
everyone thought he was a ***** little fellow
one day, on his 111 birthday, he put it on during his little speache
They all gasped, and wanted their money back
but a few gave mediocre laughs.
There was a secne, when everybody screamed
He left that little thing to Frodo
and set of to see Elro
When Frodo, found he was goneo
He took the ring and a few companions....
They was going, to rivendel!
On the way, their crew met up with a few
Tom Bombadil, what a ***** fellow
Farmer Maggot, made some good beer, yo
And then, there was Strider
'misty little fellow, just like a spider
He said Gandalf sent him, and he was to take them....
To Rivendell!
More later.....