Blatently stolen from an Australian newspaperFollow

Warning - Computer nerd humor.

10.SCO will make itself even less popular with the announcement that it owns copyright on the @ symbol and will sue for royalty back payments.

9.Sun Microsystems CEO Scott McNealy will give up on defensive comebacks when questioned about the company's performance and just let loose a string of obscenities.

8.Record companies will announce that they're getting out of the CD manufacturing business and focusing on mobile ring tones.

7.The number of emails warning about a detected virus sent to spoofed addresses will outnumber emailed viruses.

6.Following on from the Tablet PC will be the Chewable Tablet PC.

5.The success of networking sites like Friendster will spawn Enemyster, a website of people you don't like.

4.Time magazine will do an article on new trends such as blogging and flash mobs.

3.Number three was stupid so I removed it and put a link to a Puppy! in it's place

2.Spam will actually evolve into a separate language lsdkfio.

1.Microsoft will admit "come to think of it, we don't even know what .NET is".

Stolen from the Defrag column of a Melbourne paper.