Darkflame's Rare Rant (warning)Follow

Warning: not work safe, full of bad words, grammar, and typo's.

I mean c'mon! If you sell something on E-bay, and it's glass, for ******* pete's sake wrap the f*cking thing in bubblewrap! I pay good money (well not every time) for the stuff I buy, so at least do me the curtesy of taking time and care to get my items in ONE FRICKEN PIECE!

FYI, I am re-doing my kitchen in Coca-Cola. Yes I love Coke, but rarely drink it due to caffeine allergy. I have been purchasing some items on ebay as the items I want are no longer made, so e-bay is USUALLY quick, easy, and painless.

Then there are those ********* that send you your glass items in a box wrapped in newspaper!!!! OMG the box travels 100's if not 1000's of miles, is THROWN vigorously by delivery personnel. Does it not make sense to at least put the damn thing in some bubblewrap? It's cheap, does it's job well, and is fun to play with afterward -- so I get a bonus!

But there is nothing more disgusting to me at this very moment than to open what I consider a present, to find it in a million pieces, then realize I just paid for broken glass! WTF!

ok I feel better now, well kind of.

Doh, that completely sucks. Hopefully you can at least get the insurance money for it from the shipping company back.

What kind of glass coke thing was it?

Broken glass can be kinda interesting when scattered under the right light :)


Or maybe just grind it right up into a nice powder and save it for someone special..


Sorry - just looking for consolation prizes here :(



(ohh and don't forget to post the feedback report)

Can you at least tell what it used to be? Perhaps a lovely feature of this new theme kitchen could be a wall mosaic?

Nexa

ME TOO!!! But I don't just love coke, I think I'm addicted to caffeine. Do you like Vanilla Coke, Darkflame? That stuff is the schiz-nit.

On another note, WTF is with the new avatar, Kao?

I saw it and thought it was silly, so I put it up for a while. I'll probably take it down in a bit.

I've dropped one of thsoe types of canisters when I was little, when they break, they BREAK!!!

I'll have to remember that you like coke stuff, I may be in spokane in a few months.

hmm

I drink 3 litres of Coca-Cola a day which probably isn't too good for me but I have an addictive personality.

Still - probably safer than 3 litres of Guinness a day - those student days are well over.

If my decorative sense should ever deteriorate to the point where I feel compelled to adorn my walls and cabinets with Coke bottles, I'd like to think that God would be kind enough to step in and break the bottle in transit - as he did with you - thus preventing me from making a catastrophic home-fashion mistake. Hell, I'd consider myself lucky if he broke the bottle into a thousand pieces and then lodged each of the resulting glass slivers into the lining of my ******, if by doing so, it prevented the bottle from causing me to be the target of cruel mockery by all of my friends. Err, friend.

God has an unusual sense of humor, and right now I think you're the butt of one of his jokes; a joke which places you smack dab in the middle of an episode of '***** Eye', or whatever the straight female version of the reality show is named.

I knew I could get you out of the woodwork...