The fish
Rate the fish, 0.0 - 5.0
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Edited, Thu Feb 19 05:43:53 2004 by Kaolian
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Well, I wouldn't say it rules or anything, but it has a nice tail. I'd give it a 4. This, of course, is without knowing anything of its personality.
Nexa
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
Fair enough, here is a personality essay/song and dance number composed by the fish
<bubble><bubble><bubble><bubble><tail swish><bubble><bubble><swim> <bubble><bubble><bubble><flipper> <bubble><bubble><bubble> <eat fish food><Eat fish food><bubble>
<Fishy poo><bubble><bubble><bubble><bubble><bubble> <swimupsidedowninblatentrpoffofendingoffamous "bolero"figureskatinggoldmedalperformanceduringwinterolympics>... <bubble>
<bubble><bubble><bubble><bubble><tail swish><bubble><bubble><swim> <bubble><bubble><bubble><flipper> <bubble><bubble><bubble> <eat fish food><Eat fish food><bubble>
<Fishy poo><bubble><bubble><bubble><bubble><bubble> <swimupsidedowninblatentrpoffofendingoffamous "bolero"figureskatinggoldmedalperformanceduringwinterolympics>... <bubble>
Can he manage a triple axle? How far is this fish willing to go!?! I don't have time at my age for any half assed fish, it's all or nothing!
*tries her best to look like a haggard Mickey Rooney*
Nexa
*tries her best to look like a haggard Mickey Rooney*
Nexa
“It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But a half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor.â€
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
― Neil Gaiman, The Sandman, Vol. 9: The Kindly Ones
I give it a 3.49. The tail is too little, to late for an otherwise bland fish.
Nat
Nat
I give it a 0. If you can't eat it whats the point.
Is it alive?
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I dunno. It's not my fish, it's just the best picture of that type of fish I could find.
Now rate this fish:
Fishy!
Now rate this fish:
Fishy!
Now that is good eating!
Im never actually had shark. I would like to try it someday.
Im never actually had shark. I would like to try it someday.
It's good, tastes like kind of a tangy whitefish. High mercury content though, since sharks will generally eat anything...
Now thats what I call a fish - look at those teeth
He gets 10 outa 5
He gets 10 outa 5
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I was prepared to give the first fish a six, because I do love contrast, but that song bumped him up to a seven.
Second fish gets a two, sharks are the red roses of the fish world.
Second fish gets a two, sharks are the red roses of the fish world.
I will rate the second fish much higher over the first only if he sticks the landing.
In other news, the first fish was much more popular at school. Get it? School?
I kill me.
In other news, the first fish was much more popular at school. Get it? School?
I kill me.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
The second fish, rates the first fish, a 1.5.
Statement form fish #2 "Nice flavor, but I was hungry an hour later. He must have been form The Sea of China."
The first fish is a 5.0...any fish that has the skills to come up with such a compelling song deserves its weight in gold. Have you ever thought you getting it into show biz? I bet you would make millions!!
Second fish is a 3.5 for cool factor, unless its trying to eat me then its most DEFINATLY a 0.0.
Second fish is a 3.5 for cool factor, unless its trying to eat me then its most DEFINATLY a 0.0.
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In other news, the first fish was much more popular at school. Get it? School?
I kill me.
I kill me.
I must be tired. That actually surprised a wheezing laugh out of me.
Fish number one commonly known as a red tailed black shark is a sucklid and as such feeds on algea and other waste material created in gods little fish pond, he's a cute little bugger and will help sustain a healthy environment for his fellow fish.
Fish no 1 rates as follows
Size: 1
Nemo factor : 4
Darwin factor : 4
pet factor : 5
Food chain : 1
cookability : 1
Fish number two is the unmistakeable Great white shark, famed from such films as Jaws, a ravanous canivoire his food of choise is seals, small whales and dumb austrailian surfers. he is Top of the oceanis food chain and has 4 rows of razor sharp snappers when nature wanted a badass this is what she came up with.
Size : 6
Nemo factor : 1 <although Bruce was cool>
Darwin factor : 5
pet Factor : 0 <unless you have a real big pond.
Food chain : 5
cookablity : 3
sorry tare it's not a social fish. good pun though.
Fish no 1 rates as follows
Size: 1
Nemo factor : 4
Darwin factor : 4
pet factor : 5
Food chain : 1
cookability : 1
Fish number two is the unmistakeable Great white shark, famed from such films as Jaws, a ravanous canivoire his food of choise is seals, small whales and dumb austrailian surfers. he is Top of the oceanis food chain and has 4 rows of razor sharp snappers when nature wanted a badass this is what she came up with.
Size : 6
Nemo factor : 1 <although Bruce was cool>
Darwin factor : 5
pet Factor : 0 <unless you have a real big pond.
Food chain : 5
cookablity : 3
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In other news, the first fish was much more popular at school. Get it? School?
sorry tare it's not a social fish. good pun though.
Lol...well, you're right, I don't know Fish #1 personally. I've only heard that she gets around (if you know what I mean). 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
No more fishies, Kao. Get back to work on stories. I still have yet to read one of these fabled tales, so GET TO WORK!!!
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Most of them are in my profile by the way. am working on them though.
Tarv has way too much time on his hands.
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Tarv has way too much time on his hands.
Nah just into fish, i wanted to be a marine Biologist as a kid so i have a background in all things finny
The only experiance that comes close to my wedding day was swimming on a coral reef. that was just amazing.
Now if Fish # 2 was eating Fish #1, that would give it inifinate votes IMHO.
See? I knew that Fish #1 had the tiny little fish nuts to take on ol' Sharkie. Who's king of the jungle now, huh??
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
/racks brain for single friends for Kao
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