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#1 Feb 18 2004 at 3:27 PM Rating: Good
Last post was by me, at 2:52 pm. It is now about 3:25. Are you trying to tell me that NOBODY has had ANYTHING to say in almost 30 min?

Out with it already, any weird happenings at work today, see anything interesting in the paper, hear something funny on the radio, have a grievance with soccer moms, think Katie is a *****, anything, I don't care, even if you make a useless thread like this one, it at least has the possibility to get hijacked into an interesting thread.
#2 Feb 18 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Default
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uhh katie is a ***** mren is a cripple and your a mexi-can

discuss!!

and im a blind f*cktard
#3 Feb 18 2004 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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I screwed a soccer mom once. Bent her over the hood of the mini-van and went to town.

How's that Skeeter?
#4 Feb 18 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
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Hmmm.

-I got a charlie horse in my leg this morning, which really hurts.

-I also got a bleeding nose, because it's so dry and wintery.

-Last night a girl on the floor below me, was raped and hacked by a meat cleaver. True story. Happened right below my apartment.

-I am cleaning house. Getting rid of half-assed friends.




Edited, Wed Feb 18 17:08:59 2004 by Tare
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#5 Feb 18 2004 at 3:36 PM Rating: Good
I have a tendency to be too verbose, negative and didactic for people here of late. Sorry. It's not so entertaining. :(
#6 Feb 18 2004 at 3:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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I get annoyed at myself when I have too many topics at once on the main page. I think tomorrow I work on storyness. That and the cable modem thing is making me cranky. And I'm sleepy because of the 3am shift. And stuff.
#7 Feb 18 2004 at 3:59 PM Rating: Good
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uhh katie is a ***** mren is a cripple and your a mexi-can

discuss!!

and im a blind f*cktard


I was begining to think I scared you off with my reply to your thoughts of me being too kind.

How many fingers am I holding up?
#8 Feb 18 2004 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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I screwed a soccer mom once. Bent her over the hood of the mini-van and went to town.

How's that Skeeter?


Shouldn't you get inside the van before going to town?

Ooohhh, you mean THAT kind of going to town.

It wasn't your mom was it?

/eek
#9 Feb 18 2004 at 4:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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I got my electric bill in the mail today. And I also got free tickets to a Sevendust concert. Go me!
#10 Feb 18 2004 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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Last night a girl on the floor below me, was raped and hacked by a meat cleaver. True story. Happened right below my apartment.


So, we may conclude from a certain piece of data in the article that getting a real life peak at Tare is just a ticket to Edmonton away? ;)

Um, you may want to edit the article as it lists your address.

Edited, Wed Feb 18 16:04:59 2004 by MoebiusLord
#11 Feb 18 2004 at 4:04 PM Rating: Good
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MoebiusLord the Flatulent wrote:
So, we may conclude from a certain piece of data in the article that getting a real life peak at Tare is just a ticket to Edmonton away? ;)


Bring it, Moe!

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#12 Feb 18 2004 at 4:05 PM Rating: Good
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-I got a charlie horse in my leg this morning, which really hurts.


Is that was they rode in Vietnam?

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-I also got a bleeding nose, because it's so dry and wintery.


I used to get those, move to Virginia and get a girlfriend with a Mother who is a nurse. Worked for me.

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-Last night a girl on the floor below me, was raped and hacked by a meat cleaver. True story. Happened right below my apartment.


That's freaky, I hope they catch him. How's the police enforcement out there in Canada?

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-I am cleaning house. Getting rid of half-assed friends.


So, you are against all white men eh? It's not their fault they only have half an ***! You ***-ist!
#13 Feb 18 2004 at 4:13 PM Rating: Decent
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Haggan the Wise wrote:
I also got free tickets to a Sevendust concert.

/shakes his fist

They have to be one of my favorite bands of all friggin time. Their new CD sucks though. My favorite is still the first, self-titled one.

Oh, and my lady from v-day might have given me gonhorraea (sp?). ****
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#14 Feb 18 2004 at 4:14 PM Rating: Good
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Now, now, Skeeter. Someone didn't read the article, did they? He surrendered already.

Can I borrow you girlfriend? And her mother?

Anyone wanna massage my calf, please?

I'm not sure how "half-assed" equals white men, but I guess I'm down with being an ***-ist! I'm president of AAFQ (***-ists Against Forum Queens).







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#15 Feb 18 2004 at 4:14 PM Rating: Default
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How many fingers am I holding up?


uhh 1? the middle one?


EDIT: removed rude gesture ebcause its really not all that funny........

Edited, Wed Feb 18 16:27:38 2004 by Murth
#16 Feb 18 2004 at 4:15 PM Rating: Good
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Oh, and my lady from v-day might have given me gonhorraea (sp?). ****


HAHAHAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! Smiley: laugh

That'll learn ya, Twizty. It's called a condom, sugar!

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#17 Feb 18 2004 at 4:20 PM Rating: Decent
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Thanks Tare. That's really encouraging.






















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#18 Feb 18 2004 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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Now, now, Twizted...it's not my fault that you boned some broad without proper precautions. No need for name calling...
Have you been to a doctor? How do you know you have the dreaded clap?

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#19 Feb 18 2004 at 4:30 PM Rating: Excellent
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Twiztid, don't worry, a condom won't protect you from quite a bit, actually. I did note, however, that now that you have it, you are a **** as well.

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oh and me and flea were wondering if you'd pay for half the abortion cause it might be yours...


^Yeah, so one of the things I wasn't looking forward to when I was "outed" was people using my S.O.-ness to flame Skeet. Please stand on your own two feet, you flame-gimp.

My mother's childhood sweetheart (friends since grade school later her first boyfriend) died, got run over yesterday by a car. When she told me about it, she looked shocked and said "That was my whole childhood, right there." Very sobering.
#20 Feb 18 2004 at 4:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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Crap! I have three stars!
#21 Feb 18 2004 at 4:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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It wasn't your mom was it?



No, not my mom.

But I'm sure she was somebody mom. She had kid seats in the Van.

Strange though, she thought I was her daddy.
#22 Feb 18 2004 at 4:37 PM Rating: Excellent
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The Glorious Atomicflea wrote:

^Yeah, so one of the things I wasn't looking forward to when I was "outed" was people using my S.O.-ness to flame Skeet. Please stand on your own two feet, you flame-gimp.

Just for the record, that wasn't cool. I'm ging to stay out of it, but if that had been my girlfriend (if I had one, which I don't. Bummer.) that you said that about, Very, very bad things would occur at this point.
Edit: not directed at atomicflea, but directed at whoever said the origional comment. Like I said, I'm sleepy, so sue me.

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My mother's childhood sweetheart (friends since grade school later her first boyfriend) died, got run over yesterday by a car. When she told me about it, she looked shocked and said "That was my whole childhood, right there." Very sobering.

Smiley: frown That is so sad. I don't know what to say without sounding trite. Bad things shouldn't happen

Edited, Wed Feb 18 16:40:33 2004 by Kaolian
#23 Feb 18 2004 at 4:39 PM Rating: Default
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was people using my S.O.-ness to flame Skeet. Please stand on your own two feet, you flame-gimp


bha good fun is good fun....take ammo wherever you can find expecially when your just kidding around.
#24 Feb 18 2004 at 4:42 PM Rating: Excellent
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Grrr double post

Edited, Wed Feb 18 16:45:26 2004 by Atomicflea
#25 Feb 18 2004 at 4:43 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks, Kao. I know people think that the board has gone to hell, but I can always appreciate a gentlemanly gesture.

About my mom, she's fine. I think sometimes when certain people die, it's more about what they meant to you than who they were, and to her, he was her childhood. Do you have someone like that? When I was little there was this kid Freddy, he loved Kiss and rode a motorcycle and I decided when I was 5 that he would be my husband. When he was 19 he married some chick that he got pregnant and I was just heartbroken, but I was also 14 and in another country, so I got over it. He's a good husband now, great dad, and I have Skeet, Rocker Of My World. So it all works out in the end. Without the bad things we wouldn't appreciate the good.
#26 Feb 18 2004 at 4:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, my childhood sweetheart Jessica. She's beutiful, smart (smarter than me about alot of things) and has a great sense of humor. We were inseperable as kids. Then her dad got a job down in california, I was still up in Washington. Time went on, we kept in touch, but eventually she had a rebelous streak, got pregnant, had a kid as a single mom. The dad didn't stick around (i've never heared the full part of that story, so I don't know why) So she's in California, I'm in Texas we keep in touch, but alot has changed since then. Ah, memories.
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