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Exactly how many days must one go without working internet service beofre mass homicide is justifiable under a temporary insanity defense? Just hypothetically speaking of course...
Would depend a lot on who you killed. You could probably get Murder 2 if you got a phone service rep.
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Do you live in Texas? If so you only need to gather 13 people who all feel like your target needs to die. Then you can legally kill them 
(Really old law, more than likely it is no longer observed)
(Really old law, more than likely it is no longer observed)Really? So, if there are 30,000 time warner customers in Houston, devide by 13... carry the three... Hmmmm. And you say this law is still legal?
I heard about this law on NPR a year or two ago. As far as I know its still on the books, but I seriously doubt that it is still practiced. Its just one of those fun legal facts. Here is another.....
Ohio still has a law for what to do when approaching an intersection in your automobile. You are required to stop and get out of your car. You are then required to set off a fire cracker and or fire a shot into the air and yell before proceeding through the intersection. This is to alert horses to the presence of the automobile. This law dates back to the early 1900's when there were very few cars and quite a few accidents caused by cars hitting or spooking horses. Laws like these just fall through the cracks and manage to stay on the books.
Ohio still has a law for what to do when approaching an intersection in your automobile. You are required to stop and get out of your car. You are then required to set off a fire cracker and or fire a shot into the air and yell before proceeding through the intersection. This is to alert horses to the presence of the automobile. This law dates back to the early 1900's when there were very few cars and quite a few accidents caused by cars hitting or spooking horses. Laws like these just fall through the cracks and manage to stay on the books.
Heres another good one..
In a certain Southern State (forgot which one, sorry) it is illegal to put a raincoat on a duck.
Edited, Wed Feb 18 08:48:43 2004 by Visagoth
In a certain Southern State (forgot which one, sorry) it is illegal to put a raincoat on a duck.
Edited, Wed Feb 18 08:48:43 2004 by Visagoth
Kao, I would be thrilled to see you test this law. If I lived in Texas, I'd help you round up a posse.
Does being a jailhouse lawyer count?
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there is a law here in arkansas that says whale hunting in this state is illegal?
also here in arkansas it is illgegal to have oral sex.
also here in arkansas it is illgegal to have oral sex.
In Montana the sentence for stealing a horse is death by hanging.
In Salt Lake City it's still legal to have a showdown at 12:00 noon in the middle of the city if you notify the sheriff at least 24 hours in advance.
In Seattle, if you drop your wallet on Capital Hill it's advised that you kick it all the way home.
Kaolian, although this isn't legal it could work. See if you can find out the three highest ranking employees at the ISP you're dealing with. Cut the second and third highest ranking managers internet connections and plant evidence at the highest ranking managers house then leave an anonymous tip somewhere.
In Salt Lake City it's still legal to have a showdown at 12:00 noon in the middle of the city if you notify the sheriff at least 24 hours in advance.
In Seattle, if you drop your wallet on Capital Hill it's advised that you kick it all the way home.
Kaolian, although this isn't legal it could work. See if you can find out the three highest ranking employees at the ISP you're dealing with. Cut the second and third highest ranking managers internet connections and plant evidence at the highest ranking managers house then leave an anonymous tip somewhere.
Lord Visagoth wrote:
In a certain Southern State (forgot which one, sorry) it is illegal to put a raincoat on a duck.
And I haven't been caught yet...
Nadenu, do me a favor and teach your cat how to spell "held". That moron you call a cat has had "help" up there for quite a while now.
/nadenu on: Actually Skeet, that's my mistake. Since the cat is the one that has been doing most of the posting lately, and I had the typo in my disclaimer.
We now take you back to your regularly scheduled cat postings.
thanks for pointing that out, hehe. I totally missed it.
We now take you back to your regularly scheduled cat postings.
thanks for pointing that out, hehe. I totally missed it.
Oral sex is a lot more fun than putting that raincoat on a duck.
Just saying.
Just saying.
How about oral sex with a duck in a raincoat?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
While intriguing, none of this is helping with my goal of completely @#$%^ the god damn @%^&*@^$*&^% cable company out of existance! It's still not fixed yet. Argh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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