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Ding! Ding! Ding! Congratulations Moe you are the 500th Allakhazam poster to point out this charming little fact about me! For this you win a one year's free membership to my fan club, A copy of encyclopedia brittanica and a years supply of Rice-a-roni the san fransisco treat.




Bull ****. She had dug her own hole months and months previous. Hell the only reason the board gang banged her over that post was due to her already dismal public image. Had someone like Debalic or Angua posted that thread it would have gone away untouched. Thanks to my constant besmirching even simpletons like yourself seem to have the upperhand on Katie. In reality though every time a lesser talent has attempted to land one on "little miss know it all" it has fallen flat. The only reason any of you seem to ever make progress on her is the fact that there is always 3 or 4 stooges that still vividly remember the contant poundings I have given her over the last year. No? Well I ask you to point out one time where you have creatively made Katielynn look foolish.



Sure. Not only that but the sky is red and earthworms know how to speak Latin.



You might want to consult Katielynn before taking such a poll. The last time someone was stupid enough to try that it was quite embarrassing.

"Katie makes the Baby Jesus Cry"

Nice quote in your sig there. That lacked humor the first time I saw smash use it 2 years ago.

Tacosid

Now you know. And knowing is half the battle.

Creativity isn’t really needed in her case. She is a wanna be sexual puritan who has a disdain for blue collar workers, in intolerance to people who use drugs, and an outlook on life that seems to indicate a corncob decaying in her colon. Creativity is lost when the fruit is already falling on the ground. You, my dear, had nothing to do with my view of her.

I was unaware they taught latin still. But nice to know you will be able to pass it on.

Personally, I think Smash is an arrogant prick. You, on the other hand, have a tendency to make him look like the pinnacle of humility. If he did indeed use it, congratulations to him. I wouldn’t know. I wasn’t here then. 

Anything else, miss?

EDIT: Double quote there. Oops.


Edited, Fri Feb 20 09:29:14 2004 by MoebiusLord

Tacosid wrote:


Just so you're all clear, this is the challenge that has been presented, and accepted. Beginning yesterday, I have and will continue to respond to every post I see in which Mr. Taco refers to me. On March 11 I will open a thread in which you may all respond as to whether or not The Glorious Mistress Dutchess Katie-Cherabwyn-lynn of Texas is my intellectual superior. Mark this post, please, as my bastardization of the spelling of her names surely indicates that it may be true.

Of course, the likely response it:
"I never presented a challenge. I simply said if I become so inclined. You are not worth the effort."
I expect nothing more.

of topic: shouldn't katie run for president under that circumstances?

Ooooh, a prediction too. This will be fun.

Are you running for the republicans now?

Ahhh, sweet delusion. A good head on your shoulders? Huh??? And yes, while you do refuse to **** off, you are certainly trying to mingle in our "atrocities" and get just plumb-steamin' mad when you aren't invited. You're like the kid at kindergarten with the fungus. Good to poke at with a stick.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.."Yankee-*****"...got it.

"Scince when" ( )...well, always. You keep posting ***** all over the board. You get ripped for it. Rinse and repeat. And what the hell is a clutch ****? That must be some hillbilly term I don't know. Sorry Katie, I don't speak white trash.



Oh jesus, I actually laughed out loud when I read that. Present to me, dear Katie, one incidence of your moral value, and your wonderous distinction between right and wrong. The entire complement of your posts consists of two-liners at best, and the occasional "lashing out" at me. I mean, come on. I think we know who is intellectually superior here. You can't spell. You can't engage in a discussion about a book. You can't do anything except count pills, and put your legs behind your head.




Betty Paige was my avatar. No posting involved, moron. I can mingle whichever way I like. I have never made proclamations about myself - oh, except that I am infinitely smarter than you -and I can still engage in an educated discourse if I choose. See? I can do it all, Katie. You're still that fat, dateless chick from the prom.

Listen, there are already plenty of Katie bashing threads, just 1 minute of searching I found two pretty hefty ones.

All of which I have to say about Katie has been said, several times, too many times really.

Since it seemed to shut you up for a little while last time, let's quote one:



Found here: Iraq, what do you think?

That led to this thread: Concerning Katie

Which led to this thread: How many beers would it take for you to ***** Katie?

Before Flea started posting here, I'd read the forum with her on occasion, and with no help from me, she wondered how Katie could be so much of a moron. Sorry Taco, this was during your hiatus, so she didn't have your credulous and oh-so-persuasive literary acts of genius to base her thoughts on. It was, pure, 100% Katie idiocy which led to her views on Katie.

I don't think you've ever stated a position that anyone could oppose, except for when you state that you have either
a)Intelligence or
b)a Position.

I'm with you on that Smoggy!

Also

Girl on Girl **** rules!

Damn. I feel put down. First of all I need ask...who the hell are you? You have 500 plus posts on this forum and I have no clue who you are. Your magelo lists a "jarkeld hammerheim" and while I knew that seemed familiar it took me a second to realize that you named your character after two magic the gathering cards. How utterly ingenious of you! I bet you took that name only after your 68 attempts at spelling "Gandalf" failed...choosing it over Gganndalllffff.



Neither does becoming a cheerleader for a simpleton. End point I think you are a twit...for reasons I have named and can be validated...you think I have no personality...which is utterly ludicrous.



This is inconsistant considering that you undoubted took longer to write your response than I did this one. If you truly don't care I don't suppose you will answer this. If you don't I would like to thank you for submitting to my obvious superiority...if you do answer then if the material is no better than you brought to the table this time, don't expect a response.

Tacosid

Clever. Now use the word "drivel" and you will complete the gambit of cliches. I do not understand what Totem sees in you.



Flattery will get you no where mr. Flatulent. Personally I don't dig having guys call me sweetheart but if that is how you choose to express your affectionate side then I suppose that we could compromise. You can call me sweetheart and my pet name for you will be ********** for brains."



You forgot clever and domineering. I will let it slide this time, I realize that you are under stress.



i.e. I am the exception to the rule...moebiuslord-man of unique disposition. Sure.



At least you have the courage to admit it.



You are, of course, not the first person to express this sentiment. I have correspondance courses that teach wit and creativity...unfortunately your current post creativity does not merit acceptance into the program due to your failure to meet minimum requirements.



Are you one of those sad people who actually think that I am an exact clone of this persona in the real world? Odd. Hell I guess you assume I post the same polls I create here in the breakroom at work too right?



Is this a reference to FoS? You are losing me here Moe. Coherance is your friend.



I ridiculed your signature, you changed it. I was being nice by calling it a request and I am sorry that you were too dense to pick that up. In the future I will clarify with direct wording.

First you are calling me sweetheart, next you are talking about bending me over. I would politely request that you get in touch with your ****-erotic side with a more appropriate person. My suggestion would be Patrician.



Sad, sad little man. Yes...believe if you will that I am posting from an insane asylum. That way you can dream of your sweatheart bound in a straight jacket so you can bend him over. Geez...it hurt my fingers to even type that line.

Tacosid

Edited, Fri Feb 20 19:19:07 2004 by Tacosid