1: Do you download software?
A. No, the exchange of information is the sure path to hell, that’s why my children can never leave their box!
B. Only music, cause the RIAA is…umm….I DESERVE IT DAMNIT!!
C. Only if you count my ****, and movies, and ****, and music, and ****….p…o…r…n…
D. I can’t reply, overnet, E-mule, Mirc, and K-lite and my own FTP server are all running and if I hit reply it will blow up my private T1.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
B. Yes, but only because I had no access to conventional **** and I had a naked patch for Lara Croft!
C. Dead or Alive beach volley ball ohhh ya!
D. mmmm....sonic *thwap thwap thwap thwap* dark elf.....MARIO!! OH GOD!
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
A. Wake her up and pray with her until she repents.
B. Well maybe a few poloroids
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
A. None
B. Once
C. Twice
D. Im a regular on COPS
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases.
B. Cure Mad Cow Disease, resume eating at Burger King.
C. Hey this means I never have to wear a condom!
D. Become a televangilist, claim jesus is working through you, rake in the millions.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
A. Coulden't do it.
B. Benifits?
C. You see even Theater majors get jobs.
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
A. I don't dislike anyone, im a moron.
B. This can be someone on a message board right?
C. DIE MRENS DIE DIE DIE DIE!!!
D. Only one? I made a list :(
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
A. Middle Eastern People.
B. People whith cell phones.
C. People who send out christmas cards.
D. Crying Babies.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
A. No, we should just pay for their medical bills and be damn gatefull.
B. I guess, I mean we are doing them a favor.
C. Sounds exspensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
D. Why wait till they attempt? Lets just kill all those damn moppy teenagers.
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1: Do you download software?
E. I plead the fifth.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
E. no. that's just dumb.
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you! (it was the cookie trail, honest!)
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
B. Once - @#$% stupid upstairs people called the cops on me on a saturday at 9pm because I was watching a movie. Of course the subwoofer was turned up loud. The cop just laughed and told them tnhey were idiots.
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
B. Cure Mad Cow Disease, resume eating at Burger King. - Death to the cows! (long story)
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B. Benifits? - I'll just pretend they are cable company employees...
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :( - Yes, am annoyed at cable company right now.
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E. E-mail spammers
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
E. Nah, too much effort.
E. I plead the fifth.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
E. no. that's just dumb.
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you! (it was the cookie trail, honest!)
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
B. Once - @#$% stupid upstairs people called the cops on me on a saturday at 9pm because I was watching a movie. Of course the subwoofer was turned up loud. The cop just laughed and told them tnhey were idiots.
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
B. Cure Mad Cow Disease, resume eating at Burger King. - Death to the cows! (long story)
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B. Benifits? - I'll just pretend they are cable company employees...
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :( - Yes, am annoyed at cable company right now.
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E. E-mail spammers
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
E. Nah, too much effort.
1 - D
2 - A
3 - D
4 - A
5 - C/D
6 - B
7 - D
8 - C
9 - D, err A
2 - A
3 - D
4 - A
5 - C/D
6 - B
7 - D
8 - C
9 - D, err A
1: Do you download software?
Following Kao's example.. I plead the fifth
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
Where is my shot gun???]
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
0=None
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B. Benifits?
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :(
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
D. Crying Babies.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
D. Why wait till they attempt? Lets just kill all of those damn moppy teenagers.
Following Kao's example.. I plead the fifth
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
Where is my shot gun???]
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
0=None
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B. Benifits?
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :(
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
D. Crying Babies.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
D. Why wait till they attempt? Lets just kill all of those damn moppy teenagers.
1: Do you download software?
D. I can’t reply, overnet, E-mule, Mirc, and K-lite and my own FTP server are all running and if I hit reply it will blow up my private T1.
2: Have you ever *********** to a video game?
E: Anyone that does this needs to be shot.
3: Brittany Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
4: How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
C. Twice
5: You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
B. Cure Mad Cow Disease, resume eating at Burger King.
C. Hey this means I never have to wear a condom!
D. Become a televangilist, claim jesus is working through you, rake in the millions.
6: You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
7: Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
E: Fred Durnst
8: If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
B. People with cell phones.
9: Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
C. Sounds expensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
D. I can’t reply, overnet, E-mule, Mirc, and K-lite and my own FTP server are all running and if I hit reply it will blow up my private T1.
2: Have you ever *********** to a video game?
E: Anyone that does this needs to be shot.
3: Brittany Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
4: How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
C. Twice
5: You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
B. Cure Mad Cow Disease, resume eating at Burger King.
C. Hey this means I never have to wear a condom!
D. Become a televangilist, claim jesus is working through you, rake in the millions.
6: You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
7: Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
E: Fred Durnst
8: If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
B. People with cell phones.
9: Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
C. Sounds expensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
1: Do you download software?
Probibly in the D category, K-Lite and E-Mule are running nearly 24/7 only turn them off to play FPSs.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
I plead the fith.
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
C. But lets make it coconut oil
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
3 times actually. Once when my father was attacked in my parking lot. Then I called the cops on my roommate for threatning to kill me. Then my mother was side swiped by some drunk ******* who drove off.
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
Definatly D, but I would claim I got my powers through Buddah so I don't accidently convert anyone to christianity.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
D, **** ya id do it, work is work.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
I can only think of one name at the moment and I would a quick death is to good for him.
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
B, C, and D
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
B
Probibly in the D category, K-Lite and E-Mule are running nearly 24/7 only turn them off to play FPSs.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
I plead the fith.
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
C. But lets make it coconut oil
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
3 times actually. Once when my father was attacked in my parking lot. Then I called the cops on my roommate for threatning to kill me. Then my mother was side swiped by some drunk ******* who drove off.
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
Definatly D, but I would claim I got my powers through Buddah so I don't accidently convert anyone to christianity.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
D, **** ya id do it, work is work.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
I can only think of one name at the moment and I would a quick death is to good for him.
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
B, C, and D
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
B
C. Only if you count my ****, and movies, and ****, and music, and ****….p…o…r…n…
D. mmmm....sonic *thwap thwap thwap thwap* dark elf.....MARIO!! OH GOD! Though I think Luigi was much hotter than Mario.
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
D. Im a regular on COPS You will not evade me, A_Police_Officier_01
D. Become a televangilist, claim jesus is working through you, rake in the millions. I'm doing it in the name of Satan. I want to see how badly they want to be cured...
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
D. Only one? I made a list :(
D. Crying Babies. This would solve the other evil factions just fine, given some time.
D. Why wait till they attempt? Lets just kill all those damn moppy teenagers. (why stop there? kill everyone)
D. mmmm....sonic *thwap thwap thwap thwap* dark elf.....MARIO!! OH GOD! Though I think Luigi was much hotter than Mario.
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
D. Im a regular on COPS You will not evade me, A_Police_Officier_01
D. Become a televangilist, claim jesus is working through you, rake in the millions. I'm doing it in the name of Satan. I want to see how badly they want to be cured...
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
D. Only one? I made a list :(
D. Crying Babies. This would solve the other evil factions just fine, given some time.
D. Why wait till they attempt? Lets just kill all those damn moppy teenagers. (why stop there? kill everyone)
1. C Music, ****, patches, tablature
2. If I had that beach volleyball game it would prolly be C.
3. C Don't really like her, but I've stooped to violating girls I didn't like before, and she is hot.
4. C Our neighbors don't care for us
5. C Boooyaaa (Maybe a little bit of A)
6. B Gotta have full medical
7. A.1 I don't dislike anyone that much, (well, see below)
8. B Cell phones are the bane of my existance
9. C Or a river, maybe a lake?
2. If I had that beach volleyball game it would prolly be C.
3. C Don't really like her, but I've stooped to violating girls I didn't like before, and she is hot.
4. C Our neighbors don't care for us
5. C Boooyaaa (Maybe a little bit of A)
6. B Gotta have full medical
7. A.1 I don't dislike anyone that much, (well, see below)
8. B Cell phones are the bane of my existance
9. C Or a river, maybe a lake?
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
1. C. Only if you count my ****, and movies, and ****, and music, and ****….p…o…r…n…
2. E. i have never *********** to a videogame.
3. C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
4. C. Twice
5. A. Travel the globe curing diseases
6. A. Coulden't do it.
7. D. Only one? I made a list :(
8. A. Middle Eastern People. (only the terriost ones you sons of *********
9. C. Sounds exspensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
1: Do you download software?
B. Only music, cause the RIAA is…umm….I DESERVE IT DAMNIT!!
2: Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
3: Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
4: How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
A. None. I don't get caught.
5: You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases. (Sure, it's kinda cheesy, but I like to be a nice guy from time to time.)
6: You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
7: Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :(
8: If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E. My co-workers.
9: Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
B. I guess. I mean, we are doing them a favor.
Edited, Sun Feb 15 20:04:24 2004 by Natdatilgnome
B. Only music, cause the RIAA is…umm….I DESERVE IT DAMNIT!!
2: Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
3: Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
4: How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
A. None. I don't get caught.
5: You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases. (Sure, it's kinda cheesy, but I like to be a nice guy from time to time.)
6: You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
D. You mean they would pay me to do it? Suckers.
7: Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :(
8: If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E. My co-workers.
9: Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
B. I guess. I mean, we are doing them a favor.
Edited, Sun Feb 15 20:04:24 2004 by Natdatilgnome
1: Do you download software?
D. I can’t reply, overnet, E-mule, Mirc, and K-lite and my own FTP server are all running and if I hit reply it will blow up my private T1.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
A. None
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
A. Coulden't do it.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
B. This can be someone on a message board right?
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
D. Crying Babies.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
B. I guess, I mean we are doing them a favor.
D. I can’t reply, overnet, E-mule, Mirc, and K-lite and my own FTP server are all running and if I hit reply it will blow up my private T1.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
D. "Why no officer I don't hear any screams, you must have the wrong house"
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
A. None
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
A. Travel the globe curing diseases.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
A. Coulden't do it.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
B. This can be someone on a message board right?
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
D. Crying Babies.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
B. I guess, I mean we are doing them a favor.
1: Do you download software?
C. Only if you count my ****, and movies, and ****, and music, and ****….p…o…r…n…
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
B. Once
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
C. Hey this means I never have to wear a condom!
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B. Benifits?
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :(
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E. The people who live in the room above me and blast their bass until 4am. Erg...
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
C. Sounds exspensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
Edited, Mon Feb 16 00:46:03 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
C. Only if you count my ****, and movies, and ****, and music, and ****….p…o…r…n…
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
A. OMG are you allowed to say ********** on the internet?
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
C. What! I was just washing her clothes so they would be clean when she woke up, she must have spread that olive oil over her body before she came in....... I don't have to explain myself to you!
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
B. Once
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
C. Hey this means I never have to wear a condom!
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B. Benifits?
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D. Only one? I made a list :(
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E. The people who live in the room above me and blast their bass until 4am. Erg...
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
C. Sounds exspensive, can't we just throw em all in a room then drown them?
Edited, Mon Feb 16 00:46:03 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
1: Do you download software?
E - Yahoo! Messenger, game betas, and the occassional EQ "accessory"
2: Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
E - Postively not! If I've wanted to **********, I'd just do a dark, erotic LARP.
3: Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
E - Now why would she do something like that? Is it because she got the jitters from seeing (1) Janet Jackson and that little "blunder" during the Super Bowl and (2) Beyonce got more Grammys than her?
4: How many times have police been summoned to your house in the last year?
B - Once because I had a very heated argument with the elders and someone thought that was an act of "Disturbing the Peace"
5: You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
D - Televangelist by day, EQ player by night!!
6: You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B - Do they have a good dental plan?
7: Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D - So many ppl I can think of, just have struck by thousands of lightning bolts or a major earthquake to bury them in tons or rubble.
8: If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E - All the people who troll Internet communities and those who plague the Internet with their useless **** stuff, AND THAT INCLUDES **** BOTS!!!
9: Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
D - And that means (1) I get more playing time with less lag, (2) Less job competition, and (3) Less young players who just laugh like devils in online import games and act like they're so "1337" that all you want to do is just shut them up with a complete ownage in-game!!!!
E - Yahoo! Messenger, game betas, and the occassional EQ "accessory"
2: Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
E - Postively not! If I've wanted to **********, I'd just do a dark, erotic LARP.
3: Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
E - Now why would she do something like that? Is it because she got the jitters from seeing (1) Janet Jackson and that little "blunder" during the Super Bowl and (2) Beyonce got more Grammys than her?
4: How many times have police been summoned to your house in the last year?
B - Once because I had a very heated argument with the elders and someone thought that was an act of "Disturbing the Peace"
5: You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
D - Televangelist by day, EQ player by night!!
6: You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
B - Do they have a good dental plan?
7: Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D - So many ppl I can think of, just have struck by thousands of lightning bolts or a major earthquake to bury them in tons or rubble.
8: If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
E - All the people who troll Internet communities and those who plague the Internet with their useless **** stuff, AND THAT INCLUDES **** BOTS!!!
9: Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
D - And that means (1) I get more playing time with less lag, (2) Less job competition, and (3) Less young players who just laugh like devils in online import games and act like they're so "1337" that all you want to do is just shut them up with a complete ownage in-game!!!!
1: Do you download software?
Nope i earn enough to buy the real thing.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
Umm no i have video's for that sort of thing.
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
Kick her back out for being a talentless Oxygen thief.
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
Nil i am a good boy.
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
D. then use the money to fund a space programme to send katie as far away as humanly posible.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
sounds like my old bosses job, sorry no thanks sounds like a chore.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D.
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
George W Bush's evil regime.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
They should be left in a locked room with loaded revolver and a key to get out, if they are still in there in 1 hour gas the spineless pieces of S*it.
Nope i earn enough to buy the real thing.
Have you ever masurbated to a video game?
Umm no i have video's for that sort of thing.
Brittney Spears busts through your door and passes out drunk on your couch.
Kick her back out for being a talentless Oxygen thief.
How many times have to police been summoned to your house in the last year?
Nil i am a good boy.
You are given the power to heal anyone instantly.
D. then use the money to fund a space programme to send katie as far away as humanly posible.
You are offered an amazing job, 7 figures a year. The job consists of torturing people 8 hours a day.
sounds like my old bosses job, sorry no thanks sounds like a chore.
Think of a person you dislike.......That person could die right now! Do you will it so?
D.
If you could kill one evil faction in the world which would it be?
George W Bush's evil regime.
Anyone who attempts suicide and fails should be excecuted?
They should be left in a locked room with loaded revolver and a key to get out, if they are still in there in 1 hour gas the spineless pieces of S*it.
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