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#1 Feb 14 2004 at 11:00 PM Rating: Excellent
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It's been a while, so why the heck not.

1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.

7. Did you ahve a good valentines day?

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?

11. What is your favorite letter?

12. Do you exist?

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?

14. What kind of answer is that?

15. No, really?

16. Do I exist?

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?

18. Out of order

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#2 Feb 14 2004 at 11:20 PM Rating: Good
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That was really sneaky. You only want the answers to number 6. I can tell you right now it involves a uniform from an exterminator company, and the large spray device from the exterminator company. When you show up at the cable company it would be a shame, I mean you have to be really careful about NOT spraying the sugar water (possibly a bit of skunk scent too)in your can on sensitive gear. And make sure the sugar water gets in all the out of they way places where someday (soon) bugs are about to appear. Just be really careful of any sensitive electronic gear that could be damaged.

#3 Feb 15 2004 at 12:08 AM Rating: Good
1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

Apples

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

hmm..... I would have to say Kao, but then again if I could take 3? Kao, Gabji, Dalliance.

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

http://camelot.allakhazam.com

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

Smasharooasaurus

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

To many to choose from

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.


Is the FBI monitoring this forum?? 2PM tommorrow a cat will bring you my plans hidden between the toes of her front paw.. becareful.. she bites.

7. Did you ahve a good valentines day?


Does.. MMMMmmmmmm.... many anything to you? /stretches happily

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

Make them work, I will have all the fun.


9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?


Starve


10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?


longer.. baby longer..


11. What is your favorite letter?

A

12. Do you exist?

/em pinches herself

yep


13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?

see above

14. What kind of answer is that?


one that I typed...

15. No, really?

really

16. Do I exist?


Pinch yourself


17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?


Angua.... I have my reasons..



18. Out of order


Damnit! I hate it when the forums break!

#4 Feb 15 2004 at 1:48 AM Rating: Good
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I'll play. Even though I'm with Kelti. Number six is all you are looking for there Kao, heh.


1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

Oranges. What better way is there to get vitamin C?

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

Debalic. At least I could get high while shopping.

3. What is your favorite Internet link of all time?

This one

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

My car.

5. Let's say you had indiscriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

You make me a mod for a day, and changing someone's name is the last thing I would do. So much fun to be had doing other evil things.

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.

Wombats

7. Did you have a good valentines day?

I'm out of beer. Crown is running low.

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you have all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take them fishing on tuesdays?

D. Rob a few banks, skip town and change my name. Let the clone take the blame.

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

You're joking right?

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimately more profitable payout schedule?

Lump sum. I could die tommorow for christ's sake. Enjoy it while you can.

11. What is your favorite letter?

S

12. Do you exist?

If I don't, I'm gonna be pretty pissed.

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?

Because you posted it.

14. What kind of answer is that?

Not sure.

15. No, really?

Sure

16. Do I exist?

That's a question you gotta answer for yourself.

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?

Me. You have got me wondering if I really exist now...am I really only a sockpuppet? Damn you and your philosophical questions.

18. Out of order

Figures.
#5 Feb 15 2004 at 7:59 AM Rating: Good
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1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

Oranges, mangos are good in juice, not much else.

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

Couch Cushion shopping? I don't think I have ever owned a couch. Futons are where it's at.

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

www.tommysbookmarks.com *NOT WORK SAFE*

That sight got me through years of adolesince with only a dial up.

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

I think T-Rex is the only name I could spell. So that one RAR!

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

I would change "Angry Hippo" to "Moppy Teenager"

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.

I saw a webpage on someone who opened up a modem and filled it with potatoe peels before sending it back. I could find it but I just don't care.

7. Did you ahve a good valentines day?

**** YOU!

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

I think another me would annoy the **** out of me. I would have to eat him.

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

I like Lima beans, my mother makes a lima bean soup that is SOOOO good.

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?

I would take the scheduled payout. I don't need anything I need to spend 3 million bucks to buy.

11. What is your favorite letter?

Z

12. Do you exist?

Who me?

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?



14. What kind of answer is that?


15. No, really?



16. Do I exist?

What do you think?

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?

Skeet, because I would probibly be right.

18. Out of order

GIMME BACK MY ******* QUARTER!!
#6 Feb 15 2004 at 1:07 PM Rating: Good
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1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

Oranges, though, truly, I hate fruit.

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

Hmm..Angua, Merri and _________.

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

I don't have one. I've only recently started surfing the net for fun.

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

T-Rex! Because it's the only one I know!

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

Twizted to Twisted. Just because he'd be soooooo mad!

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.

Sheesh...I would go for the unconventional ****-in-the-lunch-bag-set-on-fire trick everyday until my wishes were granted.

7. Did you ahve a good valentines day?

No.

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

Definately A. They could work, house clean, cook and deal with all the annoying people, while I picked up banana hammock wearing boys and drank martinis all day!

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

I love tofu!

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?

I would take the lump sum, because I would want to invest it and show everyone my bank balance after.

11. What is your favorite letter?

K.

12. Do you exist?

Only on this forum.

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?

14. What kind of answer is that?

15. No, really?

16. Do I exist?

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?

Murth...I'm just not sure....

18. Out of order

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#7 Feb 15 2004 at 4:03 PM Rating: Good
1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

Oranges

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

Hell if I know

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

"What the f**k is the internet?"

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

Dino

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

Selfish has something here. Surely there must be better things to do than change usernames.

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans

What size force am I working with here?

7. Did you have a good valentines day?

Nope. Damn work.

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

Take the cold medicine a bunch more til I eventually have an evil army of clones to do my bidding. Muahahahaha!!! These clones could then be used in my "hypothetical" assault on the cable company.

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

MMmmm... lima beans.

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?

Longer. A lump sum would be gone in weeks.

11. What is your favorite letter?

Q

12. Do you exist?

Yep

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?

N/A

14. What kind of answer is that?

What kind of question is that?

15. No, really?

Yes, I really exist. Yes, I am still filling out the survey.

16. Do I exist?

I doubt it. You're probably yet another of the personalities that nice doctor man was telling me about.

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?


Hmmmm... Now you got me thinking. I have reason to suspect all of you. I mean, I've never actually "met" any of you. How do I know any of you even exist? Gaahhh!

18. Out of order

Damnit. I really could use a coke right about now too. Stupid machine.

Edited, Sun Feb 15 16:04:56 2004 by Natdatilgnome
#8 Feb 15 2004 at 5:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?

Are either of those made of meat?

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

Tare. She could keep me awake since shopping SUCKS

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

Words of Wisdom

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?

Stegasaurus

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?

Skeeter's. I liked it better as Skeeter the Tulip, because we all know he's not charming in any way

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.

Two words. Sewer rats

7. Did you ahve a good valentines day?

Absolutely, and I've got an empty bottle of Bacardi Razz and some used condoms to prove it

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

Send them off to foreign countries to perform various crimes, then take half of his earnings because I was his Creator

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

Neither. I'd rather beat my head against a wall of nails

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?

Lump sum

11. What is your favorite letter?

D

12. Do you exist?

If I believe that I exist then it must be true

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?

What else is a guy gonna do in non-existion (sp?)

14. What kind of answer is that?

I know. Is 'non-existion' even a word?

15. No, really?

I asked you first

16. Do I exist?

No. You too are in a state of non-existion

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?

Katie. It seems that she only comes along to spark arguements, thereby making this forum more interesting. But I'm on to it now...

18. Out of order

Fück! Even in the future nothing works! (brownie points to the person who can name the movie that is from)
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#9 Feb 15 2004 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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Tare. She could keep me awake since shopping SUCKS


IN! What time do we leave? Dammit, I need a holiday....

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#10 Feb 15 2004 at 9:31 PM Rating: Excellent
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/pimpslap tare

wtf im not a F*cking sockpuppet
#11 Feb 15 2004 at 9:35 PM Rating: Good
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It's been a while, so why the heck not.

1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos
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gota be orange

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?

Couch cushions ??

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?

LAST


4. What is your favorite dinosaur?
Barney - for reasons I won't go in to


5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?
Ohhh well now ..... no damnit - Alla's because I can NEVER spell the darned thing



6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.

An eye for eye, first... find out where their cables come from .. sneak in and cut vital cables... leave them without voice and data access... then strike. A tad of plutonium, a hostage or two, couple of sticks of nitrogen... nuff said



7. Did you ahve a good valentines day?
Whats that then?



8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?

B... send them out after an errant cable company




9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?

(I'd rather die)


10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule?

Gota be "money in the bank frank" - no question


11. What is your favorite letter?

D (or was that P - always mudling em up me)


12. Do you exist?
Not a chance

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?
Im a virus

14. What kind of answer is that?
no really &><@:*&$)!"(+½¤{+¶


15. No, really?
Formating drive c:..........


16. Do I exist?

Cable company hopes you dont


17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?

You have a confession?


18. Out of order

F'nin Spaceballs




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Tare wrote:
Twizted to Twisted. Just because he'd be soooooo mad!

Darned right! And Tare, there is no "e" in the name. Look at it again. TwiztId. erg.........
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1. Which do you like better. Oranges, or Mangos?
Mangoes. Oranges are for sissies and ascetics.

2. Of all the people here in the forum, which one would you most like to take with you on a shopping trip for replacement couch cushions? What if you could take three people?
Skeet, Merri, Angua. Totem to pinch-hit for Merri if I can't make Angua pry her away from EQ. Kao if the same goes for Angua.

3. What is your favorite internet link of all time?
The Margaret Cho blog.

4. What is your favorite dinosaur?
Velociraptors. Fond memories of my senior trip, a dark house, and classical music.

5. let's say you had indescriminate moderation powers for a day, and could change one persons username. Who's would you change and why?
Yeah, I don't think I'd stop at changing a name...

6. Hypothetically speaking, if someone were to plan a large scale assault on a certain cable repair building, what would be the best way to go about doing it? Extra credit for detailed diagrams and well thought out plans.
It would involve the press, a gerbil, and some hurt feelings, but I leave the details up to you.

7. Did you have a good valentines day?
Plead the fifth.

8. Due to side effects of a cold medicine you are taking, you suddenly find yourself with a clone. Do you A. make them do all the annoying stuff while you ahve all the fun. B. turn them loose to do whatever, claiming they are a long lost twin brother/sister/aunt/uncle/cousin Or C. Take hem fishing on tuesdays?
Heck yeah, that would rule! I would make them work while I go on vacations, sip margaritas and take day-long naps!

9. Would you rather eat Lima beans or tofu?
Both are equally scrumptious.

10. You win the lottery. Do you take the one time lump sum, or the longer, but ultimatly more profitable payout schedule? Payout.

11. What is your favorite letter?
Y

12. Do you exist?
Probably not in any way that truly matters.

13. If not, why are you still filling out this survey?
A combination of boredom and ego, same as everything else.

14. What kind of answer is that?
Bulls**t philosophical kind.

15. No, really?
Really.

16. Do I exist?
Go ask your mom.

17. If you were going to accuse someone here of being a sockpuppet of one of the administrators (to my knowledge there isn't one, but just humor me) who would you pick and why?
I think you would be the prime suspect, unless the purpose of said sockpuppet would be to reduce overall mod workload by boring people out of the forum... then I'd have to say gbaji or Smasharoo.

18. Out of order
Time for a snack, then.
#14 Feb 16 2004 at 3:46 AM Rating: Excellent
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And Tare, there is no "e" in the name. Look at it again. TwiztId. erg.........


He he he...it's working!
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#15 Feb 16 2004 at 5:11 AM Rating: Excellent
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ohh someone dosent like polls
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