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#1 Feb 12 2004 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
i had got my ex-girlfriend a cute bear and a box of chocaltes?

what do i do with the gifts now? eat the chocalte and give the bear to my little sister???

or give them to some other girl or hell i dont know just give my ex-girlfriend the gifts anyways?
#2 Feb 12 2004 at 8:35 PM Rating: Good
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IMO I would not give them to the ex. Little sister is better, or mom, or a good female friend.
#3 Feb 12 2004 at 9:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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do NOT give them to your ex.....

eat the chocolates and give the bear to your sister....

Good idea =)
#4 Feb 12 2004 at 10:00 PM Rating: Good
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Why not give the chocolates to your sister (or mother or some other nice girl) and leave the bear in a hangman's noose outside her window? Nothing says "You were unfair to break up with me" more than the creepy stalker bit.
Or! If she has a dog, feed it the chocolates and use the bear (filled with stink bombs or something) as a get-away distraction.
How about eating the chocolate, tossing the bear, and spend the next few years mourning the "one who got away" only to spend your long lonely nights posting in near anonymity on random forums...
oh wait...
#5 Feb 12 2004 at 10:36 PM Rating: Excellent
Or, in a boldly unorthadox move, give them to her. Right after you get your next girlfriend. "Oh, by the way, I found these in the bottom of my trunk the other day, they were for you." And walk away.
#6 Feb 12 2004 at 11:09 PM Rating: Good
/agree with Moe

Nat
#7 Feb 12 2004 at 11:27 PM Rating: Decent
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hmmmm... i agree with moe too.
#8 Feb 13 2004 at 7:12 AM Rating: Good
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I agree with Moe but as you hand her the stuff tell that it did'nt matter if you threw it in the garbage or gave it to her,it's still a waste.
#9 Feb 13 2004 at 7:32 AM Rating: Decent
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You have no right to give her a hard time, leave her the **** alone. Basically.
#10 Feb 13 2004 at 8:41 AM Rating: Good
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One day when you're over her you'll regret anything, be it dumb or witty or otherwise, that you ever said to her after the final break. Just occupy yourself with other things, and try to pretend she moved to Beijing.
#11 Feb 13 2004 at 9:54 AM Rating: Excellent
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You have no right to give her a hard time, leave her the @#%^ alone. Basically.

Bah.

In the most Dogbert of senses.

Bah.
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One day when you're over her you'll regret anything, be it dumb or witty or otherwise, that you ever said to her after the final break.

Unfortunately, for most people she's probably right. Me, personally, I am a vindictive person. Revenge is a dish best served cold. Wait till she's forgotten who you are, place a pipe bomb in the teddy bear and inject ******* in to the chocolates. Then do what I recommended. Of course, I am a bitter little man who only suggests nights of contemplating russian roullette because I know from personal experience that it can be cathartic.

Better yet, ignore my advice. It can only lead to trouble.

/crawls back in to the bottle and scowls at the passers by.
#12 Feb 13 2004 at 4:55 PM Rating: Good
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Build a paper mache model of her and give it the gifts. Then make a door so your sister can hide inside of it and say "Ohh...thank you so much!! I really DO love you after all!!! Let me be your sex slave for the next eighty years!! Please!!"

Then say "TOO LATE *****!" and burn the model.

That's what I normally do. Although I did once loose a sister that way...
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#13 Feb 13 2004 at 5:03 PM Rating: Good
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Smasharoo wrote:
I did once loose a sister that way...


Pun intended, I think.

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#15 Feb 13 2004 at 10:36 PM Rating: Good
Eat the bear, and send the chocolates to a 3rd world country.
#16 Feb 13 2004 at 10:50 PM Rating: Good
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Confuse her.

Rip the stuffing out of the bear, and pull a swap. Put the stuffing in the choclate box, and the chocolate in the bear and sew it back up.

Or, melt the chocolate and coat the bear in it, and leave it on her window sill in the middle of the mid-day sun.

Or, if you get really creative, rip the eyes out of the bear, and sew in two inverted echelons, so his eyes look like this.

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Put the box of chocolates, with no top, on her doorstep. Place the bear over the box, positioned in such a way that it looks like it's constipated, and ring the doorbell, giggling gleefully as you scamper away.

(edited for spelling... I did "bier" instead of "bear" like 4 times... weird)

Edited, Fri Feb 13 22:51:25 2004 by Branaddar
#17 Feb 13 2004 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good

hahaha dude thats the funniest thing ive ever read, thanks alot.

makes me feel alot better...
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