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#1 Feb 12 2004 at 5:59 PM Rating: Decent
Even Barbie and Ken couldnt make it sigh? <smirk>

http://www.yahoo.com/_ylh=X3oDMTFlaHVnZTlpBF9HA2dsb2JhbF9ncm91cARfUwMyNzE2MTQ5BHRlc3QDMAR0bXBsA2llLWJldGE-/s/74986

sorry I am not even computer savy enough to make that say "here" or some such, but its the breaking news of the day I swear.

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#2 Feb 12 2004 at 7:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Ooooooh I can see it now (marketing at it's best).

Divorce lawyer Bob doll.

Judge Judy doll.

Plastic courtroom, complete with little gavels.

Trophy Wife Bambi.

Boy Toy Biff.

New wardrobe for all, new furniture, new plastic cars.

Buy, Buy, Buy

#3 Feb 12 2004 at 7:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Although I think it is really dumb to support them "Breaking Up" mattel is looking for some more money? hehe

A friend of mine stated she left Ken for a better piece of plastic -- use your imagination
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#4 Feb 12 2004 at 7:49 PM Rating: Decent
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Judge Judy doll.


I want one!
#5 Feb 12 2004 at 8:16 PM Rating: Good
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Maybe Barbie just finally realized that Ken has no *****. That would do it for me if I was a chick.

And another question: If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy all her friends?
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#6 Feb 12 2004 at 8:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Oddly Skeet, you ran through my mind (please quit that) when I thought of the Judge Judy doll. Can't imagine why.
#7 Feb 12 2004 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Kelti wrote:
Oddly Skeet, you ran through my mind

What was the Queen wearing?
#8 Feb 12 2004 at 9:26 PM Rating: Decent
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Did you see him too! Man those were some weird boxers weren't they!
#9 Feb 12 2004 at 9:33 PM Rating: Decent
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Ya! I didn't know they made superman boxers in adult sizes.
#10 Feb 12 2004 at 10:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe now Barbie will start dating Whitney.
#11 Feb 13 2004 at 4:37 PM Rating: Decent
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With the Massachusetts Gay Marrige decision Ken realized he didn't have to hide anymore.
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