I'm bored
It's Late
I saw you Lurking
And I couldn't help but wonder to myself
Whether or not
You still have panties on your head
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Always, my man, always.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I just want to say now that I have a feeling that this thread, on the basis of the first two posts, it going ot turn into something worse than the one about my balls.
Trust me on this, I've got one of those ESP feelings here.
Trust me on this, I've got one of those ESP feelings here.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Hey, it wasn't me that implied you had three balls. I promise to be good, Twizted. It's one a.m., I'm drinking red wine and I aint had no love. Surly Tare is back!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
yyaaaaayy, i got my hussy back -=)
And it was you who implemented that I had three balls. Read the thread.
And it was you who implemented that I had three balls. Read the thread.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
No, no, my little man. I said outright that you had three balls - someone else named them Larry, Darryl and Darryl (or something). I was just counting the names and, whadday know, three balls. Rawr!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Tare wrote:
Hey, it wasn't me that implied you had three balls.
Tare wrote:
I said outright that you had three balls
Hmmm... too much red wine?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Twizted, baby.
Implied: by the person who named your two balls, with three names.
Said: by me when I noticed that the person had given three names for, I assume, two balls.
You don't really have three balls, do you?
Edited, Thu Feb 12 03:08:14 2004 by Tare
Implied: by the person who named your two balls, with three names.
Said: by me when I noticed that the person had given three names for, I assume, two balls.
You don't really have three balls, do you?
Edited, Thu Feb 12 03:08:14 2004 by Tare
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Do I?
No
No
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
**checks pants** nope, the twins are still there, they havn't joined by anyone else. Not that the question was directed towards me or anything.
It's midnight, I'm carrying a gun and wandering around the ship. Bored bored bored bored bored.
I wonder if anyone would say anything if I just walked around in my boots, gunbelt, and nothing else.
It's midnight, I'm carrying a gun and wandering around the ship. Bored bored bored bored bored.
I wonder if anyone would say anything if I just walked around in my boots, gunbelt, and nothing else.
/gayvoice on
I don't know, sailor. I'm sure some of the other seamen wouldn't mind! *wink*
/gayvoice off
yeah man, they would probably be pretty pissed. And I want a gun -=(
I don't know, sailor. I'm sure some of the other seamen wouldn't mind! *wink*
/gayvoice off
yeah man, they would probably be pretty pissed. And I want a gun -=(
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Seaman?!! The joke potential is limitless!
Glad to here all the step-children are sleeping well tonight.
Glad to here all the step-children are sleeping well tonight.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
You can have my gun if you want, heavy piece of useless crap that it is.
Acutally it's pretty nice. Standard Beretta 9mm with a tac light
Acutally it's pretty nice. Standard Beretta 9mm with a tac light
Hmm.. my dad used to be in the Britsh special forces and we have a literal ******* of guns, knives, greandes, etc at my mom's house. He up and died and left us ready to wipe out the entire damn town. Crazy *******.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
So did you capitalize on the ******* at hand?
sweeet
I got a cousin in the Seals, and apparently, they have to carry a sidearm whenever they are off base. Well, he showed me some pictures of his equipment. Instead of a baretta, they get a colt 45... with a silencer...
That thing is like a foot and a half!! Can you imagine carrying that thing and trying to "conceal" it? Pretty cool **** though.
I got a cousin in the Seals, and apparently, they have to carry a sidearm whenever they are off base. Well, he showed me some pictures of his equipment. Instead of a baretta, they get a colt 45... with a silencer...
That thing is like a foot and a half!! Can you imagine carrying that thing and trying to "conceal" it? Pretty cool **** though.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
I had buddy of mine go SEALs, he's actually stationed on the island just across from where I am sitting. I got to go over and play with their toys once, ride around in th Mark V Combat Assault Boat. That thing is just SICK!!!
Jesus, man. I have no idea what to do with that stuff. Dad was in the SAS. Pretty crazy guy, and able to get some pretty crazy ****.
I guess we'll have to sell it, but I have no idea how to do these things. Probably get some hill-billy wanting to buy the semi-automatic rifle for gopher hunting. Stupid prairie livin'.
I guess we'll have to sell it, but I have no idea how to do these things. Probably get some hill-billy wanting to buy the semi-automatic rifle for gopher hunting. Stupid prairie livin'.
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Acutally if there is a surplus store around, you can get pretty good cash for it. Or sell it on Ebay. I had an old WWII era rifle sitting around, sold it on Ebay for like $300.
Yep. Have to think about it sometime. Only been 5 years since he died.
Procrastination rules!
Procrastination rules!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
Dude, he's gonna get his E5 rank pretty soon, then he'll have his OWN BOAT CREW.. now THAT'S sick.
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Sweetness. That's my rank now, Petty Officer Second Class..... I'm like middle management
Did you just call Twizted, Sweetness? 
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
/gay voice: activated
Shuwr thing sthweetcakes. You know us sailors, always looking for a little tail.... breathing optional.
/gay voice: deactivated
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
Shuwr thing sthweetcakes. You know us sailors, always looking for a little tail.... breathing optional.
/gay voice: deactivated
Negative Ghostrider, the pattern is full.
TwiztidSamurai wrote:
I just want to say now that I have a feeling that this thread, on the basis of the first two posts, it going ot turn into something worse than the one about my balls.
What did I tell ya?
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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